What pet would you give to person you pretend to love?
 

Here?s my situation. I?m dating this redneck thing that things I?m n love. Surely she wants to move out and stuff but I?m not ready for it. So she gives me one of those ? I want to be all the time?.. so I try to be nice and say that I have to much to take care off. How about I get you something that reminds me of me. I thought about getting her a dog but her mom wont let her? what do you thing I should do?

called her mom a whore and buy her the dog anyway .......

Post her naked so we can best match her looks to a suitable pet.

Only way to be sure...

don't get her a pet. she'll always feel connected to you then....not a good idea imo

I agree with him. Buy her a box of shit, that will work :thumbsup

A good suggestion.. :thumbsup

How about a pet rock?

The perfect gift for the beginning or the end of a relationship is... ROACHES!!!!
http://bootybone.com/gfy/roach/roach-10.jpg
http://bootybone.com/gfy/roach/roach-07.jpg

yeah, i agree. a pet gift will create further attachment between the two of you. just give her a casual gift like flowers or chocolate.

buy her Gary the snail.
http://www.spongezone.net/garybio.jpg