What pet would you give to person you pretend to love?

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  • ANAL PASTE
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2006
    • 9070

    #1

    What pet would you give to person you pretend to love?

    Here?s my situation. I?m dating this redneck thing that things I?m n love. Surely she wants to move out and stuff but I?m not ready for it. So she gives me one of those ? I want to be all the time?.. so I try to be nice and say that I have to much to take care off. How about I get you something that reminds me of me. I thought about getting her a dog but her mom wont let her? what do you thing I should do?
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  • FlogTheLog
    CuriousToyBoys Little Bitch
    • Jun 2005
    • 3842

    #2
    called her mom a whore and buy her the dog anyway .......

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    • SilentKnight
      Megan Fox's fluffer
      • Oct 2005
      • 24818

      #3
      Post her naked so we can best match her looks to a suitable pet.

      Only way to be sure...

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      • MandyBlake
        The one and only!
        • Nov 2002
        • 17761

        #4
        don't get her a pet. she'll always feel connected to you then....not a good idea imo
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        • practiceTITOISM
          Confirmed User
          • May 2005
          • 441

          #5
          Originally posted by MandyBlake
          don't get her a pet. she'll always feel connected to you then....not a good idea imo
          I agree with him. Buy her a box of shit, that will work

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          • PixeLs
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Jul 2005
            • 11922

            #6
            Originally posted by SilentKnight
            Post her naked so we can best match her looks to a suitable pet.

            Only way to be sure...
            A good suggestion..

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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133986

              #7
              How about a pet rock?

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              • RedShoe
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                • Feb 2001
                • 14831

                #8
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                • Bob_cougar
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2005
                  • 1935

                  #9
                  yeah, i agree. a pet gift will create further attachment between the two of you. just give her a casual gift like flowers or chocolate.

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                  • maxxx_fucktor
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2005
                    • 1498

                    #10
                    buy her Gary the snail.

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