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Zester · 04-05-2006, 03:04 AM

have you even been ball squeezed and had pain that lasted a week?
(this is a story behind this, i'll tell ya later)

Scott McD · 04-05-2006, 03:14 AM

Umm, not that i know of...

Manowar · 04-05-2006, 03:54 AM

no, but i got kicked and it hurt like fuck

maxxx_fucktor · 04-05-2006, 03:56 AM

not yet happened to me.

Lee · 04-05-2006, 03:59 AM

Never squeezed like that, but Ive had footballs hit me there and Ive been kicked there a few times in the course of playing sports. Although the worst one ever was when a friend hit me there with a rolled up magazine, not particurly hard but it just caught me badly and I puked my guts up and was in pain for a couple of days.

Zester · 04-05-2006, 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lee

Never squeezed like that, but Ive had footballs hit me there and Ive been kicked there a few times in the course of playing sports. Although the worst one ever was when a friend hit me there with a rolled up magazine, not particurly hard but it just caught me badly and I puked my guts up and was in pain for a couple of days.

that's sucks, magazines are really deadly these days

Yngwie · 04-05-2006, 05:15 AM

never squeezed but I did fall off a 20 foot cliff with my mountain bike and when I landed I landed right on the crossbar balls first. That was more horrible than when a spray paint can exploded in my face giving me 2nd degree burns.

Barefootsies · 04-05-2006, 05:25 AM

Yes. Met a girl once, and things got frisky. Next thing I know she's pulling my ball sack like she's milking a cow. Talk about some fucking pain!

Zester · 04-05-2006, 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yngwie

never squeezed but I did fall off a 20 foot cliff with my mountain bike and when I landed I landed right on the crossbar balls first. That was more horrible than when a spray paint can exploded in my face giving me 2nd degree burns.

ouch! and you're balls got out of it in 1 piece? I mean 2....
no 2 weeks of pain? man, are you're balls made of titanium ?

Funbrunette · 04-05-2006, 05:38 AM

This thread is useless without pics!

ServerGenius · 04-05-2006, 05:39 AM

I don't know about squeezing but I did land with my balls first on the fuel cap
of a motocross bike after my feet lost the footpegs in midair during a big jump.
My balls were black and blue and I had to puke because of the pain......it was
the most painfull experience that I ever had out of all injuries that I have ever
suffered

xclusive · 04-05-2006, 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funbrunette

This thread is useless without pics!

damn that's just not right

Zester · 04-05-2006, 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DynaSpain

I don't know about squeezing but I did land with my balls first on the fuel cap
of a motocross bike after my feet lost the footpegs in midair during a big jump.
My balls were black and blue and I had to puke because of the pain......it was
the most painfull experience that I ever had out of all injuries that I have ever
suffered

holly shit. did you get that checked?

Screaming · 04-05-2006, 06:33 AM

Great thread lol.

G-Rotica · 04-05-2006, 06:36 AM

Stop. I'm in pain just reading this stuff.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 04-05-2006, 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funbrunette

This thread is useless without pics!

My balls are in pain just looking at that.

ilbb · 04-05-2006, 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funbrunette

This thread is useless without pics!

I wish I never see this picture

Zester · 04-05-2006, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

Umm, not that i know of...

you think you could have been ball squeezed without you knowing about it?

HorseShit · 04-05-2006, 10:52 AM

getting hit there hard, can actually cause testicular cancer, research it

Zester · 04-05-2006, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavis

getting hit there hard, can actually cause testicular cancer, research it

that is 100% bullshit

HorseShit · 04-05-2006, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zester

that is 100% bullshit

nope

8 chars

ServerGenius · 04-05-2006, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zester

holly shit. did you get that checked?

yes I did, and since I have 2 kids now I guess all still works

Paraskass · 04-05-2006, 10:59 AM

ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zester · 04-05-2006, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavis

nope

8 chars

do you know someone who never got hit hard there? no

HorseShit · 04-05-2006, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zester

do you know someone who never got hit hard there? no

listen, you probably have cancer

HorseShit · 04-05-2006, 11:00 AM

btw, I've never gotten hit hard there.

SilentKnight · 04-05-2006, 11:15 AM

Commonly referred to in the CBT/fetish genre as a 'Baltimore Ball-Crusher':

HorseShit · 04-05-2006, 11:18 AM

what the fuck.....

Thomas1007 · 04-05-2006, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zester

have you even been ball squeezed and had pain that lasted a week?
(this is a story behind this, i'll tell ya later)

nope and I cant say I want to be.

best option, see a doc.

calibra · 04-05-2006, 12:06 PM

Zester · 04-05-2006, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Commonly referred to in the CBT/fetish genre as a 'Baltimore Ball-Crusher':

oh for gods sake

u-Bob · 04-05-2006, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Commonly referred to in the CBT/fetish genre as a 'Baltimore Ball-Crusher':

Spunky · 04-05-2006, 06:48 PM

SilentKnight · 04-05-2006, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zester

oh for gods sake

Did you expect anything different in a thread entitled "balls squeezed ! oh shit!"

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 04-05-2006, 09:13 PM

thats really really sick!!!

Dont be so mean to your balls guys, remember your balls is just your biggest asset!!!

PixeLs · 04-05-2006, 10:22 PM

Nope. I just accidentally sat on it.

Yngwie · 04-05-2006, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zester

ouch! and you're balls got out of it in 1 piece? I mean 2....
no 2 weeks of pain? man, are you're balls made of titanium ?

suprinsingly, yes they made it out in 2 pieces.. As for the pain... 2 weeks sounds about right. It sucked badly.

Zester · 04-05-2006, 10:52 PM

ok, here it is:
ex-girlfriend (sex still happens) got "experimental" on me, she concluded that a good way to turn me on is to playfully pull and squeeze my sack hard, something like what barefooties described that happen to him (when we were together a light tug, a very gentle - I SAID GENLTE! one used to turn me on)
I was totally unprepared for this, and before I knew it I was in growing pain and pulling away saying: "girl, what are you doing?", I guess I was so confused cause it came out like: "gir, wha wha you doin?" or something like that.

pain is still there, diminishing, 5 days and counting.
next time I have sex, I'm gonna wear some kind of metal athletic cup on my balls and write "off bounds!" on it.

Red Ezra · 04-05-2006, 11:19 PM

oh shit ow

Bob_cougar · 04-05-2006, 11:32 PM

these pictures are driving me crazy. never happened to me.

madawgz · 04-05-2006, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies

Yes. Met a girl once, and things got frisky. Next thing I know she's pulling my ball sack like she's milking a cow. Talk about some fucking pain!

Vitasoy · 04-06-2006, 03:43 AM

I'm happy to say, no.

maxxx_fucktor · 04-06-2006, 05:30 AM

poor little penis.

d_train · 04-06-2006, 07:10 PM

a tear fell fall my left eye upon seeing those pics

Samantha-creationcrew · 04-06-2006, 11:37 PM

what a thread....it hurts.... ouch.....

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Zester Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,344	ok, here it is: ex-girlfriend (sex still happens) got "experimental" on me, she concluded that a good way to turn me on is to playfully pull and squeeze my sack hard, something like what barefooties described that happen to him (when we were together a light tug, a very gentle - I SAID GENLTE! one used to turn me on) I was totally unprepared for this, and before I knew it I was in growing pain and pulling away saying: "girl, what are you doing?", I guess I was so confused cause it came out like: "gir, wha wha you doin?" or something like that. pain is still there, diminishing, 5 days and counting. next time I have sex, I'm gonna wear some kind of metal athletic cup on my balls and write "off bounds!" on it. __________________ * Mainstream ? $65 per sale * new male contraception

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