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ok, here it is:
ex-girlfriend (sex still happens) got "experimental" on me, she concluded that a good way to turn me on is to playfully pull and squeeze my sack hard, something like what barefooties described that happen to him (when we were together a light tug, a very gentle - I SAID GENLTE! one used to turn me on)
I was totally unprepared for this, and before I knew it I was in growing pain and pulling away saying: "girl, what are you doing?", I guess I was so confused cause it came out like: "gir, wha wha you doin?" or something like that.
pain is still there, diminishing, 5 days and counting.
next time I have sex, I'm gonna wear some kind of metal athletic cup on my balls and write "off bounds!" on it.
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