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Zester 04-05-2006 03:04 AM

balls squeezed ! oh shit!
 
have you even been ball squeezed and had pain that lasted a week?
(this is a story behind this, i'll tell ya later)

Scott McD 04-05-2006 03:14 AM

Umm, not that i know of...

Manowar 04-05-2006 03:54 AM

no, but i got kicked and it hurt like fuck

maxxx_fucktor 04-05-2006 03:56 AM

not yet happened to me. :)

Lee 04-05-2006 03:59 AM

Never squeezed like that, but Ive had footballs hit me there and Ive been kicked there a few times in the course of playing sports. Although the worst one ever was when a friend hit me there with a rolled up magazine, not particurly hard but it just caught me badly and I puked my guts up and was in pain for a couple of days.

Zester 04-05-2006 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lee
Never squeezed like that, but Ive had footballs hit me there and Ive been kicked there a few times in the course of playing sports. Although the worst one ever was when a friend hit me there with a rolled up magazine, not particurly hard but it just caught me badly and I puked my guts up and was in pain for a couple of days.

that's sucks, magazines are really deadly these days

Yngwie 04-05-2006 05:15 AM

never squeezed but I did fall off a 20 foot cliff with my mountain bike and when I landed I landed right on the crossbar balls first. That was more horrible than when a spray paint can exploded in my face giving me 2nd degree burns.

Barefootsies 04-05-2006 05:25 AM

Yes. Met a girl once, and things got frisky. Next thing I know she's pulling my ball sack like she's milking a cow. Talk about some fucking pain!

:disgust

Zester 04-05-2006 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yngwie
never squeezed but I did fall off a 20 foot cliff with my mountain bike and when I landed I landed right on the crossbar balls first. That was more horrible than when a spray paint can exploded in my face giving me 2nd degree burns.

ouch! and you're balls got out of it in 1 piece? I mean 2....
no 2 weeks of pain? man, are you're balls made of titanium ?

Funbrunette 04-05-2006 05:38 AM

This thread is useless without pics! :1orglaugh

http://www.bmeworld.com/tom3/gallery/Elastrate-06.jpg

ServerGenius 04-05-2006 05:39 AM

I don't know about squeezing but I did land with my balls first on the fuel cap
of a motocross bike after my feet lost the footpegs in midair during a big jump.
My balls were black and blue and I had to puke because of the pain......it was
the most painfull experience that I ever had out of all injuries that I have ever
suffered :Oh crap

xclusive 04-05-2006 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funbrunette
This thread is useless without pics! :1orglaugh

http://www.bmeworld.com/tom3/gallery/Elastrate-06.jpg

damn that's just not right:helpme

Zester 04-05-2006 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DynaSpain
I don't know about squeezing but I did land with my balls first on the fuel cap
of a motocross bike after my feet lost the footpegs in midair during a big jump.
My balls were black and blue and I had to puke because of the pain......it was
the most painfull experience that I ever had out of all injuries that I have ever
suffered :Oh crap

holly shit. did you get that checked?

Screaming 04-05-2006 06:33 AM

Great thread lol.

G-Rotica 04-05-2006 06:36 AM

Stop. I'm in pain just reading this stuff.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 04-05-2006 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funbrunette
This thread is useless without pics! :1orglaugh

http://www.bmeworld.com/tom3/gallery/Elastrate-06.jpg

My balls are in pain just looking at that.

ilbb 04-05-2006 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funbrunette
This thread is useless without pics! :1orglaugh

http://www.bmeworld.com/tom3/gallery/Elastrate-06.jpg

I wish I never see this picture :helpme

Zester 04-05-2006 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD
Umm, not that i know of...

you think you could have been ball squeezed without you knowing about it?

HorseShit 04-05-2006 10:52 AM

getting hit there hard, can actually cause testicular cancer, research it

Zester 04-05-2006 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavis
getting hit there hard, can actually cause testicular cancer, research it

that is 100% bullshit

HorseShit 04-05-2006 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zester
that is 100% bullshit

nope


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ServerGenius 04-05-2006 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zester
holly shit. did you get that checked?

yes I did, and since I have 2 kids now I guess all still works :thumbsup

Paraskass 04-05-2006 10:59 AM

ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zester 04-05-2006 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavis
nope


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do you know someone who never got hit hard there? no

HorseShit 04-05-2006 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zester
do you know someone who never got hit hard there? no

listen, you probably have cancer

HorseShit 04-05-2006 11:00 AM

btw, I've never gotten hit hard there.

SilentKnight 04-05-2006 11:15 AM

Commonly referred to in the CBT/fetish genre as a 'Baltimore Ball-Crusher':


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http://www.fetishopolis.com/kap-images/aaka120.jpg

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HorseShit 04-05-2006 11:18 AM

what the fuck.....

Thomas1007 04-05-2006 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zester
have you even been ball squeezed and had pain that lasted a week?
(this is a story behind this, i'll tell ya later)

nope and I cant say I want to be. :helpme
best option, see a doc. :2 cents:

calibra 04-05-2006 12:06 PM

:Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap

Zester 04-05-2006 02:12 PM

oh for gods sake

u-Bob 04-05-2006 05:45 PM

:disgust :disgust :Oh crap :Oh crap

Spunky 04-05-2006 06:48 PM

http://www.renegadetgp.com/neverpissoffwomen.jpg

SilentKnight 04-05-2006 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zester
oh for gods sake

Did you expect anything different in a thread entitled "balls squeezed ! oh shit!"

Stacey_JoinRightNow 04-05-2006 09:13 PM

thats really really sick!!!

Dont be so mean to your balls guys, remember your balls is just your biggest asset!!!

PixeLs 04-05-2006 10:22 PM

Nope. I just accidentally sat on it.

Yngwie 04-05-2006 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zester
ouch! and you're balls got out of it in 1 piece? I mean 2....
no 2 weeks of pain? man, are you're balls made of titanium ?


suprinsingly, yes they made it out in 2 pieces.. As for the pain... 2 weeks sounds about right. It sucked badly.

Zester 04-05-2006 10:52 PM

ok, here it is:
ex-girlfriend (sex still happens) got "experimental" on me, she concluded that a good way to turn me on is to playfully pull and squeeze my sack hard, something like what barefooties described that happen to him (when we were together a light tug, a very gentle - I SAID GENLTE! one used to turn me on)
I was totally unprepared for this, and before I knew it I was in growing pain and pulling away saying: "girl, what are you doing?", I guess I was so confused cause it came out like: "gir, wha wha you doin?" or something like that.

pain is still there, diminishing, 5 days and counting.
next time I have sex, I'm gonna wear some kind of metal athletic cup on my balls and write "off bounds!" on it.

Red Ezra 04-05-2006 11:19 PM

oh shit ow

Bob_cougar 04-05-2006 11:32 PM

these pictures are driving me crazy. never happened to me.

madawgz 04-05-2006 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies
Yes. Met a girl once, and things got frisky. Next thing I know she's pulling my ball sack like she's milking a cow. Talk about some fucking pain!

:disgust


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :error

Vitasoy 04-06-2006 03:43 AM

I'm happy to say, no.

maxxx_fucktor 04-06-2006 05:30 AM

poor little penis. :(

d_train 04-06-2006 07:10 PM

a tear fell fall my left eye upon seeing those pics

Samantha-creationcrew 04-06-2006 11:37 PM

what a thread....it hurts.... ouch.....:(


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