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Exxxotica · 05-05-2002, 11:28 PM

Well... what would ya do to me for fucking your wife?

Amputate Your Head · 05-05-2002, 11:28 PM

instant death.

jimmy3way · 05-05-2002, 11:29 PM

Well I'd slap the bitch, but first I'd dip her in some Pine-Sol.

redshift · 05-05-2002, 11:37 PM

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Originally posted by pornopete
I'd shot her in the hip so she would die slowly, then take the guy tie him the bed and shove my foot up his ass while the slow dying wife watches in horror.

Oh ya, I would also take a knife to make the gunshot wound larger and fuck her in it.

DAMN I better make sure that im good and gone from now on

kmanrox · 05-05-2002, 11:38 PM

id sodomize them both with a rusty tire rod, then bludgeon them with a rusty sledge hammer, begginning at their feet, then to their legs, knees, then their face..... then id get naked, and roll around in the mush i created and laugh and cackle like a hyena on crack

bdld · 05-05-2002, 11:38 PM

wondering who'll be the first to say "join in"

Exxxotica · 05-05-2002, 11:39 PM

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Originally posted by bdld
wondering who'll be the first to say "join in"

Hey sexy...how ya doin?

Amputate Your Head · 05-05-2002, 11:39 PM

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Originally posted by bdld
wondering who'll be the first to say "join in"

I consider you gay for even thinking that.

yys · 05-05-2002, 11:43 PM

I'd give you a buckwheat

bhutocracy · 05-05-2002, 11:47 PM

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Originally posted by Exxxotica
Well... what would ya do to me for fucking your wife?

someones gotta do it..

redshift · 05-05-2002, 11:48 PM

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Originally posted by pornopete

See, running would do no good. That would give one more time to plot and plan out a slow painful death, like tieing you spread eagle to a large wooden X and slowly killing you by placing pins in you one at a time, starting from the limbs working in towards the heart while bathing in your blood the whole time.

You have given this ALOT of thought haven't you

boneprone · 05-05-2002, 11:50 PM

Usually she joins in.
Or she watches on the coutch masturbating as im on the bed with the guy

proffitmaster · 05-05-2002, 11:51 PM

them both.

Theo · 05-05-2002, 11:53 PM

what Al Pacino did on Heat. Grab the tv and leave

oscer · 05-05-2002, 11:57 PM

I would thank God i have a Prenuptual agreement

HeadPimp · 05-06-2002, 12:03 AM

I would be reaaaaaly surprised. Now another woman in bed with her... wouldn't surprise me in the least. Now if you did decide to piss me off, my special torture is to tie my victim down, cut very shallow slits in their skin and inject the yellow expanding insulation foam a little at a time into the body. A touch here, a squirt there, and a little up the nose (not too much) then the lower orifices to fill. Once it dries I would like to see you get that out!

VeNoM · 05-06-2002, 12:05 AM

grab a camera and prepare for some faces of death footage

Pathfinder · 05-06-2002, 03:56 AM

When I was young and dumb who knows? Being older and wiser, I would simply divorce the wife.

pornJester · 05-06-2002, 04:14 AM

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Originally posted by Exxxotica
Well... what would ya do to me for fucking your wife?

I'd sell her to you half price and get myself another mail-order russian bride...

drunkmonkey · 05-06-2002, 04:29 AM

take pictures for content

wildjohn999 · 05-06-2002, 04:31 AM

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Originally posted by oscer
I would thank God i have a Prenuptual agreement

Damn straight! There is no better revenge than seeing your cheating bitch go penniless.

Scootermuze · 05-06-2002, 05:57 AM

That's kinda like asking what one would do if someone pulled a gun on em... you have no idea til you're actually faced with it.

It's easy to say and think one thing when your emotions are stable and it's only a thought, but if it became a reality, the emotional factor would be whole lot different.

As for me.. I just leaned against the door jam with my arms crossed and stared at both of them and watched them try to figure out what to do. Then I just said, "I hope these few minute of your life were worth the rest of it." Then I left.
She suffered far more from that than had I done anything that she would have expected me to do.

Thumbelina · 05-06-2002, 07:24 AM

I said it before........do what I always do, sleep on the couch

CDSmith · 05-06-2002, 08:41 AM

I used to say I would just leave, and break up with her or divorce her or whatever. Very non-violent, I felt there was no point in kicking the shit out of the guy, I mean is it his fault my wife is a whore?

But nowadays I'm a bit more enlightened. I would charge in the room, grab them both and haul them outside and toss their naked asses out in the street for all to see.

The shame,

the shame of it all.

Shame on them!
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Kimmykim · 05-06-2002, 08:57 AM

I'd say if I had a wife, it would really depend on whether or not she did a good job with the cleaning.

Brian · 05-06-2002, 09:01 AM

leave

TheFLY · 05-06-2002, 09:02 AM

chinese water torture

Jakke PNG · 05-06-2002, 09:21 AM

I'd beat the living shit out of the man (or die trying).
As for wife (Gf at this point), she just have to pack her things and leave. It's my house

BruceM · 05-06-2002, 09:32 AM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
I'd say if I had a wife, it would really depend on whether or not she did a good job with the cleaning.

SykkBoy · 05-06-2002, 10:46 AM

I probably wouldn't be as upset at the guy unless he knew she was married...

I'd probably go into the living room and grab the blls and mortgage and shove them in the guy's face and say...this comes with the territory dude, pay the fucking bills.........and don't bogart my beers from the fridge........

NoCarrier · 05-06-2002, 10:49 AM

I would unzip my pants and start to piss all around the room while jumping.

Then I would piss on his face, on her face.. Piss everywhere.

The would eventually both pass out.

Then I would use a knife, and do tiny little cuts (thousands of tiny cuts) all over their bodies. When they wake up, I would start pissing again on them.

-=HOAX=- · 05-06-2002, 01:21 PM

I once caught a girlfriend in MY bed with her ex...

I backhanded her and took a barstool to his face and tossed them outside in the snow naked...

chucked his car keys down the street and while he ran to look for them I tossed all her possessions into the back of his truck.

It was valentine's day and I had roses too...

BTW, methamphetamines can lead to gross over reactions and fits of rage. Glad I quit that shit for sure...

nocostporn · 05-06-2002, 02:23 PM

You can tell who the people are that are married and the ones that have yet to touch a woman... I would get a divorce

..why the fuck do you want a wife?

^R3K^ · 05-06-2002, 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by Exxxotica
Well... what would ya do to me for fucking your wife?

I would walk out....

But dont worry i would be back, later in life

Rochard · 05-06-2002, 02:48 PM

Don't laugh - It happened to me once.

I had a night job at a bar and called in sick to surprise my girlfriend. I went out, had a few drinks, and came home about the time she should have been going to bed. Much to my surprise, in bed with her was one of her co-workers.

I kicked him out in his underwear, and I sent her home to her mother's house for the night. I bought a ton of beer and called up some friends who worked for a moving company. When she came home the next night she came home to an empty apartment.

After a few days we settled the money issues and I gave her all of her stuff back.

She married this guy and had his baby. He was from Canada, and he was married up there too. She filed for divorce; He burned down their house one night in a drunken rage.

True story.

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kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	id sodomize them both with a rusty tire rod, then bludgeon them with a rusty sledge hammer, begginning at their feet, then to their legs, knees, then their face..... then id get naked, and roll around in the mush i created and laugh and cackle like a hyena on crack __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

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Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	what Al Pacino did on Heat. Grab the tv and leave

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HeadPimp Bad Mo-Fo Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 2,772	I would be reaaaaaly surprised. Now another woman in bed with her... wouldn't surprise me in the least. Now if you did decide to piss me off, my special torture is to tie my victim down, cut very shallow slits in their skin and inject the yellow expanding insulation foam a little at a time into the body. A touch here, a squirt there, and a little up the nose (not too much) then the lower orifices to fill. Once it dries I would like to see you get that out!

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Pathfinder theking of trailer parks Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Tehachapi, California Posts: 2,277	When I was young and dumb who knows? Being older and wiser, I would simply divorce the wife.

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Scootermuze Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,513	That's kinda like asking what one would do if someone pulled a gun on em... you have no idea til you're actually faced with it. It's easy to say and think one thing when your emotions are stable and it's only a thought, but if it became a reality, the emotional factor would be whole lot different. As for me.. I just leaned against the door jam with my arms crossed and stared at both of them and watched them try to figure out what to do. Then I just said, "I hope these few minute of your life were worth the rest of it." Then I left. She suffered far more from that than had I done anything that she would have expected me to do.

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Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	I'd beat the living shit out of the man (or die trying). As for wife (Gf at this point), she just have to pack her things and leave. It's my house __________________ ..and I'm off.

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SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	I probably wouldn't be as upset at the guy unless he knew she was married... I'd probably go into the living room and grab the blls and mortgage and shove them in the guy's face and say...this comes with the territory dude, pay the fucking bills.........and don't bogart my beers from the fridge........ __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	I would unzip my pants and start to piss all around the room while jumping. Then I would piss on his face, on her face.. Piss everywhere. The would eventually both pass out. Then I would use a knife, and do tiny little cuts (thousands of tiny cuts) all over their bodies. When they wake up, I would start pissing again on them.

05-06-2002, 01:21 PM	#32
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	I once caught a girlfriend in MY bed with her ex... I backhanded her and took a barstool to his face and tossed them outside in the snow naked... chucked his car keys down the street and while he ran to look for them I tossed all her possessions into the back of his truck. It was valentine's day and I had roses too... BTW, methamphetamines can lead to gross over reactions and fits of rage. Glad I quit that shit for sure... __________________ Insert Value Here. Last edited by -=HOAX=-; 05-06-2002 at 01:22 PM..

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nocostporn Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Maryland Posts: 5,228	You can tell who the people are that are married and the ones that have yet to touch a woman... I would get a divorce ..why the fuck do you want a wife?

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Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,554	Don't laugh - It happened to me once. I had a night job at a bar and called in sick to surprise my girlfriend. I went out, had a few drinks, and came home about the time she should have been going to bed. Much to my surprise, in bed with her was one of her co-workers. I kicked him out in his underwear, and I sent her home to her mother's house for the night. I bought a ton of beer and called up some friends who worked for a moving company. When she came home the next night she came home to an empty apartment. After a few days we settled the money issues and I gave her all of her stuff back. She married this guy and had his baby. He was from Canada, and he was married up there too. She filed for divorce; He burned down their house one night in a drunken rage. True story. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION