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Don't laugh - It happened to me once.
I had a night job at a bar and called in sick to surprise my girlfriend. I went out, had a few drinks, and came home about the time she should have been going to bed. Much to my surprise, in bed with her was one of her co-workers.
I kicked him out in his underwear, and I sent her home to her mother's house for the night. I bought a ton of beer and called up some friends who worked for a moving company. When she came home the next night she came home to an empty apartment.
After a few days we settled the money issues and I gave her all of her stuff back.
She married this guy and had his baby. He was from Canada, and he was married up there too. She filed for divorce; He burned down their house one night in a drunken rage.
True story.
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“The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.”
- Sarah Huckabee Sanders
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