what would you do if you caught your wife with another man?

I would unzip my pants and start to piss all around the room while jumping.

Then I would piss on his face, on her face.. Piss everywhere.

The would eventually both pass out.

Then I would use a knife, and do tiny little cuts (thousands of tiny cuts) all over their bodies. When they wake up, I would start pissing again on them.

I once caught a girlfriend in MY bed with her ex...

I backhanded her and took a barstool to his face and tossed them outside in the snow naked...

chucked his car keys down the street and while he ran to look for them I tossed all her possessions into the back of his truck.

It was valentine's day and I had roses too...

BTW, methamphetamines can lead to gross over reactions and fits of rage. Glad I quit that shit for sure...

You can tell who the people are that are married and the ones that have yet to touch a woman... I would get a divorce ..why the fuck do you want a wife?

I would walk out....

But dont worry i would be back, later in life

Don't laugh - It happened to me once.

I had a night job at a bar and called in sick to surprise my girlfriend. I went out, had a few drinks, and came home about the time she should have been going to bed. Much to my surprise, in bed with her was one of her co-workers.

I kicked him out in his underwear, and I sent her home to her mother's house for the night. I bought a ton of beer and called up some friends who worked for a moving company. When she came home the next night she came home to an empty apartment.

After a few days we settled the money issues and I gave her all of her stuff back.

She married this guy and had his baby. He was from Canada, and he was married up there too. She filed for divorce; He burned down their house one night in a drunken rage.

True story.