It's been years since I was on the open market, so who are the king shit designers... - GoFuckYourself.com

Amp · 03-30-2006, 05:43 PM

these days?

enlighten.

The Truth Hurts · 03-30-2006, 05:45 PM

alienq invented king shit designers.

Amp · 03-30-2006, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by The Truth Hurts

alienq invented king shit designers.

lol

seriously though, you'll always be a king shit in my book brah..... we got a sort of unspoken brotherhood thing going.... and without getting too gay here, just wanna say, I've always looked up to you.

Jace · 03-30-2006, 05:49 PM

i think our designer is pretty fucking great www.tabithastoybox.com

Amp · 03-30-2006, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Jace

i think our designer is pretty fucking great www.tabithastoybox.com

our industry thrives on people like you, willing to settle for less.

glad you're happy with it though. That's what counts.

Jace · 03-30-2006, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Amp

our industry thrives on people like you, willing to settle for less.

glad you're happy with it though. That's what counts.

settle for less? since that tour went up our conversions are at a steady 1:400 and below, and that includes tgp traffic....if settling for less means settling for a lower converson ratio, then yup, you got me

wdforty · 03-30-2006, 06:09 PM

webinc are the only real industry leaders these days...

i must say i'm not doing too bad myself though

Peaches · 03-30-2006, 06:53 PM

MikeW for King Shit. You won't find Mike bragging about what he has here though. I've seen pictures of his house and seen his vehicles in person and his vacation pictures, but he's cool enough to keep his success quiet

Amp · 03-30-2006, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Peaches

MikeW for King Shit. You won't find Mike bragging about what he has here though. I've seen pictures of his house and seen his vehicles in person and his vacation pictures, but he's cool enough to keep his success quiet

some choose to keep it quiet, some don't.

and then there's some that don't have the option..... like you. LOL

Why hate me for being successful? You're really only hating on yourself for your failures.

Peaches · 03-30-2006, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Amp

some choose to keep it quiet, some don't.

and then there's some that don't have the option..... like you. LOL

Why hate me for being successful? You're really only hating on yourself for your failures.

LOL! You aren't even close to what I'd consider "successful"

We must hang in completely different circles.

Amp · 03-30-2006, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Peaches

LOL! You aren't even close to what I'd consider "successful"

We must hang in completely different circles.

I guess you don't consider "rich & retired" as successful then.... lol

glad I don't live in your section 8 housing.... lol

BVF · 03-30-2006, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Amp

our industry thrives on people like you, willing to settle for less.

glad you're happy with it though. That's what counts.

What the fuck? that tour looked great.

Amp · 03-30-2006, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF

What the fuck? that tour looked great.

maybe to a four year old.

Peaches · 03-30-2006, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Amp

I guess you don't consider "rich & retired" as successful then.... lol

glad I don't live in your section 8 housing.... lol

Uh, dude, I don't work

Haven't since December. And I haven't had someone even splitting my bills with me my entire life, let alone have a sugar mamma taking care of me, lol! But as I've said before, any time she wants to take me in, I'm ready!

In the meantime, I'm happy being a full time student and investing in real estate. With MY money, not someone else's.

iWeb_Allan · 03-30-2006, 07:13 PM

People that work for us are the

Andre · 03-30-2006, 07:14 PM

Some designer do well on some projects and not so good on others - based on the job so hard to say. But I do have to give props where due. Some of your older design are still my favs and set the bar in some cases. Now all you have to do is learn how to drive that jet ski like you create.

Amp · 03-30-2006, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Peaches

Uh, dude, I don't work

Haven't since December. And I haven't had someone even splitting my bills with me my entire life, let alone have a sugar mamma taking care of me, lol! But as I've said before, any time she wants to take me in, I'm ready!

In the meantime, I'm happy being a full time student and investing in real estate. With MY money, not someone else's.

No one pays my bills but me you dumb ass. And I fucking own everything I have.

You seriously need to let that shit go. This little fantasy of yours is just that.... a fantasy. I have ALWAYS payed my own way, and I continue to today.
In fact, I just layed down another $20k on more teeth work, and $10k on a lift kit for my big ass man truck. And I'M the one paying for it.

Get over it you flake. Find something substantial to hate on me about. Like being bipolar or something, like pimpdog does.

Peaches · 03-30-2006, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Amp

No one pays my bills but me you dumb ass. And I fucking own everything I have.

You seriously need to let that shit go. This little fantasy of yours is just that.... a fantasy. I have ALWAYS payed my own way, and I continue to today.
In fact, I just layed down another $20k on more teeth work, and $10k on a lift kit for my big ass man truck. And I'M the one paying for it.

Get over it you flake. Find something substantial to hate on me about. Like being bipolar or something, like pimpdog does.

Keep telling yourself that, and maybe eventually you'll believe it yourself

AmateurWealth · 03-30-2006, 07:19 PM

Amp..you just wanna know whos on top so you can get some "enlightenment?" or maybe some fresh "ideas?"

Amp · 03-30-2006, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by AmateurWealth

Amp..you just wanna know whos on top so you can get some "enlightenment?" or maybe some fresh "ideas?"

yeah that's it..... I need fresh ideas.

Amp · 03-30-2006, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Peaches

Keep telling yourself that, and maybe eventually you'll believe it yourself

you're a fucking idiot.... lol

Amp · 03-30-2006, 07:29 PM

hey Peaches..... where you living? What's your place worth?

I'll tell you what mine is worth..... $2,100,000. According to 2 separate appraisers last week. And you know who's house it is? MINE. And mine alone.

And on that note, I'm going downstairs to the bar, kick on some tunes, make me a screwdriver, and sit by the pool and watch the fish in the koi pond and gaze out at the ocean. I'll be anxiously awaiting your witty reply...... lol

you fucking moron.

Nicky · 03-30-2006, 07:30 PM

This thread took a interesting turn, anyway, what sort of designer you looking to know off? For paysite or just galleries n shit like that?

Brujah · 03-30-2006, 07:32 PM

Peaches, do you realize that you're the one that brought the big-dick success measuring contest into this thread? It hadn't come up at all until then.

AMP you were a great designer. Do you still have the skills or have you gotten rusty?

quiet · 03-30-2006, 07:33 PM

damn i wish i had more time to read gfy tonight.

Peaches · 03-30-2006, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Brujah

Peaches, do you realize that you're the one that brought the big-dick success measuring contest into this thread? It hadn't come up at all until then.

AMP you were a great designer. Do you still have the skills or have you gotten rusty?

I was comparing Mike's success against Amp's. But Amp knows Mike's skills

I guess that's why he felt the need to attack.

Amp, I live in a single wide I rent for $30 a month that I share with my brother. Who is also my husband. We're from the south.

Nicky · 03-30-2006, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Brujah

Peaches, do you realize that you're the one that brought the big-dick success measuring contest into this thread? It hadn't come up at all until then.

AMP you were a great designer. Do you still have the skills or have you gotten rusty?

I doubt he has gotten rusty

Amp · 03-30-2006, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Peaches

I was comparing Mike's success against Amp's. But Amp knows Mike's skills

I guess that's why he felt the need to attack.

Amp, I live in a single wide I rent for $30 a month that I share with my brother. Who is also my husband. We're from the south.

and so I must ask, why are we having this conversation. (rhetorical)

chadglni · 03-30-2006, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by quiet

damn i wish i had more time to read gfy tonight.

Gotta love amp threads.

Peaches · 03-30-2006, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Amp

and so I must ask, why are we having this conversation. (rhetorical)

You asked about designers and I mentioned the King Shit

Damn, I think my brother/husband just let the goat into the trailer

venus · 03-30-2006, 07:42 PM

the guy who is redesigning my site right now.. I put him in the top designers
this is a draft page
http://www.landofvenus.com/main.html

Amp · 03-30-2006, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Brujah

Peaches, do you realize that you're the one that brought the big-dick success measuring contest into this thread? It hadn't come up at all until then.

AMP you were a great designer. Do you still have the skills or have you gotten rusty?

to be completely honest, I'm probably rusty. I haven't done anything on a computer since last July. (other than some trash talk).....

however, I have been kicking around the idea of coming back this summer..... (mostly because I've been so fucking bored I can't stand it anymore)

Retirement is nice, but it also kinda sucks..... I've watched every show National Geographic has to offer at least four times, and I've gained 60 pounds. I can't take much more of it.

chadglni · 03-30-2006, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by venus

the guy who is redesigning my site right now.. I put him in the top designers
this is a draft page
http://www.landofvenus.com/main.html

This is gonna be a good thread.

Kick it old school.

Peaches · 03-30-2006, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Amp

to be completely honest, I'm probably rusty. I have done anything on a computer since last July. (other than some trash talk).....

however, I have been kicking around the idea of coming back this summer..... (mostly because I've been so fucking bored I can't stand it anymore)

Retirement is nice, but it also kinda sucks..... I've watched every show National Geographic has to offer at least four times, and I've gained 60 pounds. I can't take much more of it.

Go back to school! That's what I'm doing and I love it - keeps your mind working and you actually learn things. I'm taking "Practical Spanish" next semester so I can flirt with the illegals.

Brujah · 03-30-2006, 07:46 PM

According to Xbiz Awards. No one's touched Wyldesites.com for a long long time. Is the industry really filled with that many mediocre designers or is Mike just that far ahead of everyone else?

quiet · 03-30-2006, 07:46 PM

school is definitely cool, but so is travel, sports, reading, investment.

Amp · 03-30-2006, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Brujah

According to Xbiz Awards. No one's touched Wyldesites.com for a long long time. Is the industry really filled with that many mediocre designers or is Mike just that far ahead of everyone else?

Not really an accurate gauge of things in my opinion. I've been to Xbiz's site twice I think, and I doubt they even know who I am. In my view, Xbiz is nothing more than an advertising medium. I don't pay, therefore I don't exist. Along with MANY MANY others.

chadglni · 03-30-2006, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Brujah

According to Xbiz Awards. No one's touched Wyldesites.com for a long long time. Is the industry really filled with that many mediocre designers or is Mike just that far ahead of everyone else?

I'd say it's the mediocre designers. There is some good stuff there no question but it's definately not top tier OMG how did he do that design.

Nicky · 03-30-2006, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by quiet

school is definitely cool, but so is travel, sports, reading, investment.

Bingo

Peaches · 03-30-2006, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by quiet

school is definitely cool, but so is travel, sports, reading, investment.

That's the beauty of it - the first semester was 100% online. Second one I went to school 4 hours one night a week (Tues) and everything else was online. Doing the same with this semester. So you can still travel, invest, read, etc.

Sports...well, I joined a gym and got a personal trainer there, but that's because I need to get rid of 60 pounds (w/o cutting off an appendage, preferably). But I don't start until Monday. Which means I'll probably quit Tues.

quiet · 03-30-2006, 07:52 PM

lol - i've never done any of that online stuff. sounds interesting. i LOVED university. definitely have to go back... but not for a couple of years i think.

Peaches · 03-30-2006, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by quiet

lol - i've never done any of that online stuff. sounds interesting. i LOVED university. definitely have to go back... but not for a couple of years i think.

It's pretty cool. I figured I've been online long enough and worked for myself long enough for the self disipline and thankfully it's worked out.

I swear I had one teacher that NEVER read what I wrote though. Pissed me off. We were supposed to write a paper on Elizabeth Kubler-Ross's 5 stages of grief and she wanted us to write it on anything: "Divorce, death, etc.". I wrote explaining that EKR's 5 stages were for people who were terminally ill, not someone who got a freaking divorce, lol! I argued each and every point. She gave me 100. No way she would have done that if she really read me telling her she was basically a dumbass

bigdog · 03-30-2006, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Amp

hey Peaches..... where you living? What's your place worth?

I'll tell you what mine is worth..... $2,100,000. According to 2 separate appraisers last week. And you know who's house it is? MINE. And mine alone.

And on that note, I'm going downstairs to the bar, kick on some tunes, make me a screwdriver, and sit by the pool and watch the fish in the koi pond and gaze out at the ocean. I'll be anxiously awaiting your witty reply...... lol

you fucking moron.

Haven't ever checked prices in Hawai, but isn't 2.1 mill not that much for a home there.

Peaches · 03-30-2006, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by bigdog

Haven't ever checked prices in Hawai, but isn't 2.1 mill not that much for a home there.

If you go by Amp's posts, he gets that house appraised about once a week or so.

crockett · 03-30-2006, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Amp

you're a fucking idiot.... lol

Dude, just go have another drink and pass out, so you can save yourself the embarrassment of looking like a fool yet again. I'm pretty sure everyone on GFY knows who the real idiot is in this thread.

Bake · 03-30-2006, 09:40 PM

Never dull AMP
Hey it's nice to work by choice not necessity

one eight · 03-30-2006, 10:16 PM

What's everubody think of these designs?

http://www.thefetishseries.com
http://www.lustseries.net

i think they're top notch for adult.

Amp- especially interested in hearing your thoughts.

GTS Mark · 03-30-2006, 10:25 PM

I think Machine Gun Kelly is one of the best designers in adult and we're very lucky to have him.

DH

Far-L · 03-30-2006, 10:47 PM

I figure amp is entitled to a bit of arrogance... imo... 95% of the industry follows his lead by telling their designers to "do something that looks like this".... but I also think that good design is only a part of the puzzle - brand, cover model, text, etc. all are important and not necessarily areas a designer has control over.

While I won't say who I think is hot - I will say that I judge a designer by their ability to interpret their client's style uniquely and not just slapping the same style on every product/site/etc. regardless of content.

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Andre Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Inside Your Head Posts: 1,156	Some designer do well on some projects and not so good on others - based on the job so hard to say. But I do have to give props where due. Some of your older design are still my favs and set the bar in some cases. Now all you have to do is learn how to drive that jet ski like you create.

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Amp So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Maui Posts: 1,661	hey Peaches..... where you living? What's your place worth? I'll tell you what mine is worth..... $2,100,000. According to 2 separate appraisers last week. And you know who's house it is? MINE. And mine alone. And on that note, I'm going downstairs to the bar, kick on some tunes, make me a screwdriver, and sit by the pool and watch the fish in the koi pond and gaze out at the ocean. I'll be anxiously awaiting your witty reply...... lol you fucking moron.

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