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Old 03-29-2006, 10:49 AM   #1
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Old 03-29-2006, 11:17 AM   #2
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Old 03-29-2006, 11:18 AM   #3
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Sad but true: There are universities in the Middle East where so-called "experts" teach students how to suicide bomb. Of course, none of the faculty have any actual experience.
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Old 03-29-2006, 12:08 PM   #4
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Old 03-29-2006, 12:15 PM   #5
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Old 03-29-2006, 12:15 PM   #6
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Old 03-29-2006, 12:17 PM   #8
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Sad but true: There are universities in the Middle East where so-called "experts" teach students how to suicide bomb. Of course, none of the faculty have any actual experience.
Sweet, hopefully they'll goto Iraq and bomb some Americans and Iraqi children, then I can wake up in the morning everyday and load news site on my laptop and smile at the total mayhem caused by Neo-Republicanism.
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Old 03-29-2006, 12:18 PM   #9
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i am issuing a fatwa against satancash now and i am telling all of my cousins
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Old 03-29-2006, 12:19 PM   #10
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Sad but true: There are universities in the Middle East where so-called "experts" teach students how to suicide bomb. Of course, none of the faculty have any actual experience.
lol how'd they get hired then?
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Old 03-29-2006, 12:21 PM   #11
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Sad but true: There are universities in the Middle East where so-called "experts" teach students how to suicide bomb. Of course, none of the faculty have any actual experience.
Suicide bomb training camp. The instructor talking to the students:

- Pay very good attention! I am only going to do this ONCE!
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Old 03-29-2006, 12:22 PM   #12
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They should have mentioned the 70 virgins on the cover, sales would explode.
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Old 03-29-2006, 12:23 PM   #13
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Old 03-29-2006, 12:44 PM   #14
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Sad but true: There are universities in the Middle East where so-called "experts" teach students how to suicide bomb. Of course, none of the faculty have any actual experience.
sounds like some bs one might hear on FOX news....
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Potential Suicide bomber employer interviewing potential employee.

Ahh yesss do you haave any experrience with suuuaacide bombbing?
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they smell worse than a camels ass in the sahara...
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Old 03-29-2006, 02:11 PM   #26
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Sad but true: There are universities in the Middle East where so-called "experts" teach students how to suicide bomb. Of course, none of the faculty have any actual experience.
no there isnt
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I have a problem with the title, in that "Jihad for Dummies" implies that some of them are not dumb.
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Sad but true: There are universities in the Middle East where so-called "experts" teach students how to suicide bomb. Of course, none of the faculty have any actual experience.
Hahaha, that's funny.
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i am issuing a fatwa against satancash now and i am telling all of my cousins

Arabs can't get mad at each other;)
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no there isnt
Yes, there is. No shit.
I should have made clear: It's not an actual "course" taught in the university or part of the cirriculum. This is the "experts" finding students on campus (or elsewhere) and having an informal class.

I couldn't find much about it by searching, but here is a quote from an article:
"War. Among the many things it's not good for is recruitment. But fortunately, a militant group in Iran is rising to the challenge.

The group, calling itself the "martyrdom seekers," recently held a conference at Tehran University to sign up suicide bombers. It's the first job fair offering positions that literally have no future.

Fifty students filled out membership applications, and those who join have three choices: to train for suicide attacks to defend Iran, to train for suicide attacks against Israel, or -- in a blast from the past -- to train to assassinate Salman Rushdie. Apparently used copies of "The Satanic Verses" are selling too well on Amazon."
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The fundamentals of fundamentalism. Fucking classic.
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