Words Of Wisdom About Living - GoFuckYourself.com

CyberHustler · 03-29-2006, 07:06 PM

WORDS OF WISDOM ABOUT LIVING

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of
me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just
leave me the hell alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt
and a leaky tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal
the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.

5. Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting
any.

6. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

7. No one is listening until you make a mistake.

8. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

9. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

10.It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as
a warning to others.

11. It is far more impressive when others discover your good
qualities without your help.

12. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a
couple of car payments.

13. If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

14. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it
was probably worth it.

15. If you haven't much education you must use your brain.

16. Never mess up an apology with an excuse.

17. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large
groups.

18. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to
fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

19. I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

20. Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!

21. If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.

22. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

23. Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.

24. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

25. Don't squat with your spurs on.

26. Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

27. Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that
comes from bad judgment.

28. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half
and put it back in your pocket.

29. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a raindance.

30. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

31. Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark
side and it holds the universe together.

32. Telling a man to go to hell and making him do it are two
entirely different propositions.

33. Tact is the ability to tell him to go to hell and have him
be on his way.

35. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet
engines.

36. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one
works.

37. Never ask a man the size of his spread. (Or anything else for
that matter!)

38. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

39. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth
is moving.

40. Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.

41. Diplomacy is the art of saying "good doggie" while looking for
a bigger stick.

42. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their
shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and
you have their shoes.

43. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

44. Experience is something you don't get until just after you
need it.

45. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

woj · 03-29-2006, 07:43 PM

not bad, but kinda old....

d_train · 03-29-2006, 07:49 PM

a very funny way of saying the odd truths about life

alec · 03-29-2006, 08:11 PM

Quote:

8. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Striking..

reynold · 03-29-2006, 11:21 PM

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

PixeLs · 03-29-2006, 11:58 PM

Hahahaha

funny lines there pal!

Aly · 03-30-2006, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by BuySexProducts

WORDS OF WISDOM ABOUT LIVING

17. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large
groups.

Wise words indeed!

SilentKnight · 03-30-2006, 12:22 AM

Welcome to the interweb.

Bob_cougar · 03-30-2006, 01:19 AM

# Never eat yellow snow.

# Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

# Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

tristan_D · 03-30-2006, 02:48 AM

10.It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as
a warning to others.

if you can't be a good example, then just be a good warning

maxxx_fucktor · 03-30-2006, 03:16 AM

I can live with those sayings.

03-29-2006, 07:06 PM	#1
CyberHustler Masterbaiter Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 27,943	Words Of Wisdom About Living WORDS OF WISDOM ABOUT LIVING 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. 3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. 4. It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot. 5. Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any. 6. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse. 7. No one is listening until you make a mistake. 8. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. 9. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 10.It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. 11. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. 12. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 13. If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. 14. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it. 15. If you haven't much education you must use your brain. 16. Never mess up an apology with an excuse. 17. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. 18. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 19. I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit. 20. Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either! 21. If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people. 22. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield. 23. Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. 24. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 25. Don't squat with your spurs on. 26. Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut. 27. Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. 28. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. 29. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a raindance. 30. A closed mouth gathers no foot. 31. Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together. 32. Telling a man to go to hell and making him do it are two entirely different propositions. 33. Tact is the ability to tell him to go to hell and have him be on his way. 35. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 36. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. 37. Never ask a man the size of his spread. (Or anything else for that matter!) 38. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 39. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving. 40. Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of. 41. Diplomacy is the art of saying "good doggie" while looking for a bigger stick. 42. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 43. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? 44. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 45. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. __________________ “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

03-29-2006, 07:43 PM	#2
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03-29-2006, 07:49 PM	#3
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03-29-2006, 11:58 PM	#6
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03-30-2006, 01:19 AM	#9
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03-29-2006, 11:21 PM	#5
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03-30-2006, 12:22 AM	#8
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03-30-2006, 02:48 AM	#10
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03-30-2006, 03:16 AM	#11
maxxx_fucktor Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,498	I can live with those sayings. __________________