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Pete-KT · 03-29-2006, 09:02 AM

Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a woman sitting by herself:
Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
Lady: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
Lady: "No, they open!"

Tom_PM · 03-29-2006, 09:13 AM

hehe, I like her honesty! :D

Vitasoy · 03-29-2006, 09:16 AM

Lol.. that was a good one

Bryan G · 03-29-2006, 09:32 AM

lol, nice one!

MontrealPimp · 03-29-2006, 09:33 AM

love it

Ben.Z · 03-29-2006, 09:33 AM

nice one pete!

pornguy · 03-29-2006, 09:34 AM

Good one. Why dont that happen to the women I meet in bars?

tranza · 03-29-2006, 09:34 AM

Lol..... Good one....

Manowar · 03-29-2006, 09:52 AM

RayBonga · 03-29-2006, 10:06 AM

Already knew it, good one though

white-rob-like-whoa · 03-29-2006, 10:32 AM

LoriAnderson · 03-29-2006, 10:59 AM

LOL.. funny

blowme_DL · 03-29-2006, 11:02 AM

nice LOLs

axelcat · 03-29-2006, 11:02 AM

Stallion · 03-29-2006, 11:02 AM

hahaha nice

sexypond · 03-29-2006, 11:27 AM

Nice one

Pete-KT · 03-29-2006, 11:47 AM

glad you like it

Downtime · 03-29-2006, 11:49 AM

haha that's pretty good

woj · 03-29-2006, 12:07 PM

Ivana Fukalot · 03-29-2006, 01:26 PM

hehe . openly.

elitetec · 03-29-2006, 01:29 PM

Great joke. Very funny

LittleSassy · 03-29-2006, 01:34 PM

nice one

Bobert · 03-29-2006, 02:18 PM

Thanks for the laughs.

Violetta · 03-29-2006, 03:23 PM

u-Bob · 03-29-2006, 03:44 PM

hehe

Jennyfer · 03-29-2006, 04:48 PM

haha, that's a good one Pete

I think most of us have that problem with the legs

DirtyRider · 03-29-2006, 05:17 PM

hehe, i gotta bump this one!

Wiggles · 03-29-2006, 05:25 PM

haha what a great response!

Zuzana Designs · 03-29-2006, 05:40 PM

lol................

d_train · 03-29-2006, 06:00 PM

now I understand why they say that alcohol helps you to be more "open"

polish_aristocrat · 03-29-2006, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar

CyberHustler · 03-29-2006, 06:03 PM

alec · 03-29-2006, 06:04 PM

Straightforward

gecko · 03-29-2006, 09:48 PM

haha nice one

lyn1 · 03-29-2006, 09:50 PM

I like it. Hope you don't mind if I put it on my joke site.

Lyn

maxxx_fucktor · 03-29-2006, 09:55 PM

i like that joke, thanks Pete.

skinnay · 03-29-2006, 09:56 PM

so did he fuck her?????

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 03-29-2006, 09:58 PM

That is funny pete.

PixeLs · 03-29-2006, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skinnay

so did he fuck her?????

It's open-ended..

sniperwolf · 03-29-2006, 10:34 PM

hehehe.. nice one...

Jhaffgina · 03-29-2006, 11:20 PM

Funny at all.

Bob_cougar · 03-30-2006, 01:21 AM

insanely funny!

tristan_D · 03-30-2006, 02:47 AM

drunk girls are very open about themselves

mOrrI · 03-30-2006, 02:50 AM

Nice joke....
ehhehehe

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