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Pete-KT · 03-29-2006, 09:02 AM

Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a woman sitting by herself:
Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
Lady: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
Lady: "No, they open!"

03-29-2006, 09:02 AM
Pete-KT Workin With The Devil Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: West Bloomfield, MI Posts: 51,532	Joke Of the Day Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a woman sitting by herself: Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?" Lady: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs." Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?" Lady: "No, they open!"