Joke Of the Day
 

Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a woman sitting by herself:
Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
Lady: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
Lady: "No, they open!"

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hehe, I like her honesty! :D

Lol.. that was a good one :)

lol, nice one!

love it :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh nice one pete!

Good one. Why dont that happen to the women I meet in bars?

Lol..... Good one....

:)

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Already knew it, good one though :1orglaugh

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LOL.. funny

nice LOLs

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hahaha nice

Nice one

:) glad you like it

haha that's pretty good

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hehe . openly. :1orglaugh

Great joke. Very funny

:1orglaugh nice one

Thanks for the laughs.

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hehe :)

haha, that's a good one Pete:thumbsup

I think most of us have that problem with the legs:1orglaugh

hehe, i gotta bump this one! :)

haha what a great response!

lol................

now I understand why they say that alcohol helps you to be more "open"

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Straightforward :thumbsup :1orglaugh

haha nice one

I like it. Hope you don't mind if I put it on my joke site.

Lyn

i like that joke, thanks Pete. :laughing-

so did he fuck her?????

That is funny pete.

It's open-ended..

hehehe.. nice one...

Funny at all.

insanely funny!

drunk girls are very open about themselves

Nice joke....
ehhehehe :)