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Old 03-27-2006, 11:29 AM   #1
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Have you had a vasectomy or are you going to?

I'm planning to get one ASAP. I can't wait to have sex without a condom again.
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Old 03-27-2006, 12:27 PM   #2
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Dont believe anyone who says that it does not hurt....it fucking kills!!!
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Old 03-27-2006, 12:29 PM   #3
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Dont believe anyone who says that it does not hurt....it fucking kills!!!
dude, where did you get yours done? i got mine done at a Vasectomy Center and it wasn't that bad....in all seriousness, it was like someone was grabbing my balls just enough to cause that wierd almost pain...and that only lasted a few days

rthe actual procedure was nothing though, I didn't feel a thing with that
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Old 03-27-2006, 12:31 PM   #4
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17 years ago. the most painful thing i ever went thru.
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Old 03-27-2006, 12:32 PM   #5
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Dont believe anyone who says that it does not hurt....it fucking kills!!!
oh yeah, i remember you posting right after you had it done

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=560788

I could not believe you got hurt that bad....almost everyone I have ever talked to said it barely hurts, if at all, to get it done...and they were right in my case, it was nothing

the only bad part was that I became active 2 days after it was done and it hadn't healed up all the way, and that was bad...my balls swelled up so big...but that was my fault

the actual procedure and (normal) healing was nothing at all...just a little tender
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Old 03-27-2006, 12:33 PM   #6
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17 years ago. the most painful thing i ever went thru.
yeah, i have heard they used to be extremely painful...the old chef I worked under said his balls swelled up SO big that night and he was in agony for a week...this was 15 years ago though
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Old 03-27-2006, 12:33 PM   #7
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Old 03-27-2006, 12:36 PM   #8
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What happens to your load after this ?
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Old 03-27-2006, 12:37 PM   #9
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What happens to your load after this ?
just dust

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Old 03-27-2006, 12:41 PM   #10
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Hurt like fucking hell. Shaves about 2 inches off the length and you can pee your pants at anytime but otherwise it was ok.




Seriously hurt like fucking hell but for about 5 minutes so who cares.
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Old 03-27-2006, 12:41 PM   #11
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mine did not hurt at all, afterwards just had to rest for two days and was ready to roll.
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Old 03-27-2006, 12:41 PM   #12
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just dust

lol

You gotta be kidding ????
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Old 03-27-2006, 12:42 PM   #13
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What happens to your load after this ?

No change at all
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Old 03-27-2006, 12:43 PM   #14
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nothing

a vasectomy cuts off the supply of sperm from entering into the semen

you still have semen, just no sperm
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Old 03-27-2006, 12:46 PM   #15
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Old 03-27-2006, 12:50 PM   #16
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I thought about and was gonna get it until I read about the pain

Post Vasectomy Pain

There is a well-recognized condition that occurs among a small number of men after vasectomy, known as a post vasectomy pain syndrome. This syndrome can begin immediately after the vasectomy or many months or even years after the vasectomy has been completed. The frequency of post vasectomy syndrome varies amongst given practitioners. Some studies report as high as one third of men after vasectomy have some type of lingering discomfort. Other studies report that the frequency of post vasectomy pain is one case in thousands.
http://www.vasectomymedical.com/vasectomy-pain.html
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Old 03-27-2006, 12:52 PM   #17
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I thought about and was gonna get it until I read about the pain

Post Vasectomy Pain

There is a well-recognized condition that occurs among a small number of men after vasectomy, known as a post vasectomy pain syndrome. This syndrome can begin immediately after the vasectomy or many months or even years after the vasectomy has been completed. The frequency of post vasectomy syndrome varies amongst given practitioners. Some studies report as high as one third of men after vasectomy have some type of lingering discomfort. Other studies report that the frequency of post vasectomy pain is one case in thousands.
http://www.vasectomymedical.com/vasectomy-pain.html
eh...never heard of that...LOL

the only thing I have noticed since mine is where they burned (yes, burned) the semen tube (whatever it is called), there is a little scarring inside my ballsack, in the form of a knot...but it doesn't hurt or anything unless I squeeze on it...but I am always feeling it, wierd to have it there...LOL
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Old 03-27-2006, 12:57 PM   #18
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eh...never heard of that...LOL

the only thing I have noticed since mine is where they burned (yes, burned) the semen tube (whatever it is called), there is a little scarring inside my ballsack, in the form of a knot...but it doesn't hurt or anything unless I squeeze on it...but I am always feeling it, wierd to have it there...LOL
it's like a mini 3rd nut eh?
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Old 03-27-2006, 12:58 PM   #19
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I am getting snipped in May. All done.

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Old 03-27-2006, 01:05 PM   #20
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What happens to your load after this ?
You still have semen but no Sperms...

But actually, you will also produce LESS testosterone, so you will :

Start buying tons of shoes you'll wear only once
Start watching Oprah and Dr. Phil each and every day
Start acting strangely at least once a month (each 28 days)
Start bitching about the other guys about their new car, job, etc...
Start eating Salads instead of your regular Big Mac, whooper, etc...



Nah. it isn't that bad, I got mine few months ago, just uncomfortable when they "Freeze" your balls, but beside that, you feel almost nothing...

Unless you're a big sissy boy
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Old 03-27-2006, 03:11 PM   #21
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Had one 18 months ago by a reputable surgeon under general anaesthetic. Told me afterwards he snipped 2 inches of the Vas Deferens just to be sure.
Hurt like hell for a month. For the first 10 days my balls were the 4 times their size, couldn't walk properly and daily stuff like taking a shower, sitting on the toilet, dressing etc was agony.
It took a month before I was without pain and before I felt up to cumming.
I was also told that 4% of all vasectomy patients expirience chronic testicular pain afterwards...so I has thoughts I was bound to suffer the pain forvever, but it went away and untimately, I'm pleased I went through it.
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Old 03-27-2006, 03:57 PM   #22
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i will never get neutered. you are all deranged
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Old 03-27-2006, 03:59 PM   #23
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Sounds pretty painful, though there is a way for it to be reversed though, although chances are slim. Is there a particular reason?
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Old 03-27-2006, 04:00 PM   #24
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I agree. Thats a horrible fucking thing to do to your little guy.
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Old 03-27-2006, 06:13 PM   #26
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nothing

a vasectomy cuts off the supply of sperm from entering into the semen

you still have semen, just no sperm

which means to trace of DNA to identify you
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Old 03-27-2006, 06:15 PM   #27
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Old 03-27-2006, 06:25 PM   #28
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Old 03-27-2006, 06:41 PM   #29
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No I haven't, and don't plan on it anytime soon, but if it's any consolation, I spayed my cat today ...
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Old 03-27-2006, 06:47 PM   #31
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my buddy said the freezing didn't set well and it hurt like a bitch!
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yeah, i have heard they used to be extremely painful...the old chef I worked under said his balls swelled up SO big that night and he was in agony for a week...this was 15 years ago though
Walked around for a week with coconuts swinging. Felt like the size of coconuts anway. The only thing that was fun about it, was the perkasets.
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