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Dagwolf 03-27-2006 11:29 AM

Have you had a vasectomy or are you going to?
 
I'm planning to get one ASAP. I can't wait to have sex without a condom again. :thumbsup

leroytrolley 03-27-2006 12:27 PM

Dont believe anyone who says that it does not hurt....it fucking kills!!!

Jace 03-27-2006 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by leroytrolley
Dont believe anyone who says that it does not hurt....it fucking kills!!!

dude, where did you get yours done? i got mine done at a Vasectomy Center and it wasn't that bad....in all seriousness, it was like someone was grabbing my balls just enough to cause that wierd almost pain...and that only lasted a few days

rthe actual procedure was nothing though, I didn't feel a thing with that

G-Rotica 03-27-2006 12:31 PM

17 years ago. the most painful thing i ever went thru.

Jace 03-27-2006 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by leroytrolley
Dont believe anyone who says that it does not hurt....it fucking kills!!!

oh yeah, i remember you posting right after you had it done

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=560788

I could not believe you got hurt that bad....almost everyone I have ever talked to said it barely hurts, if at all, to get it done...and they were right in my case, it was nothing

the only bad part was that I became active 2 days after it was done and it hadn't healed up all the way, and that was bad...my balls swelled up so big...but that was my fault

the actual procedure and (normal) healing was nothing at all...just a little tender

Jace 03-27-2006 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by G-Rotica
17 years ago. the most painful thing i ever went thru.

yeah, i have heard they used to be extremely painful...the old chef I worked under said his balls swelled up SO big that night and he was in agony for a week...this was 15 years ago though

XxXotic 03-27-2006 12:33 PM

nope and nope

Kard63 03-27-2006 12:36 PM

What happens to your load after this ?

Manowar 03-27-2006 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kard63
What happens to your load after this ?

just dust

lol

slapass 03-27-2006 12:41 PM

Hurt like fucking hell. Shaves about 2 inches off the length and you can pee your pants at anytime but otherwise it was ok.

:winkwink:


Seriously hurt like fucking hell but for about 5 minutes so who cares.

LittleMack 03-27-2006 12:41 PM

mine did not hurt at all, afterwards just had to rest for two days and was ready to roll.

Kard63 03-27-2006 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar
just dust

lol


You gotta be kidding ????

LittleMack 03-27-2006 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kard63
What happens to your load after this ?


No change at all

Jace 03-27-2006 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kard63
What happens to your load after this ?

nothing

a vasectomy cuts off the supply of sperm from entering into the semen

you still have semen, just no sperm

Fetish Gimp 03-27-2006 12:46 PM

Fucking men in the ass is easier.

cool1 03-27-2006 12:50 PM

I thought about and was gonna get it until I read about the pain

Post Vasectomy Pain

There is a well-recognized condition that occurs among a small number of men after vasectomy, known as a post vasectomy pain syndrome. This syndrome can begin immediately after the vasectomy or many months or even years after the vasectomy has been completed. The frequency of post vasectomy syndrome varies amongst given practitioners. Some studies report as high as one third of men after vasectomy have some type of lingering discomfort. Other studies report that the frequency of post vasectomy pain is one case in thousands.
http://www.vasectomymedical.com/vasectomy-pain.html

Jace 03-27-2006 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cool1
I thought about and was gonna get it until I read about the pain

Post Vasectomy Pain

There is a well-recognized condition that occurs among a small number of men after vasectomy, known as a post vasectomy pain syndrome. This syndrome can begin immediately after the vasectomy or many months or even years after the vasectomy has been completed. The frequency of post vasectomy syndrome varies amongst given practitioners. Some studies report as high as one third of men after vasectomy have some type of lingering discomfort. Other studies report that the frequency of post vasectomy pain is one case in thousands.
http://www.vasectomymedical.com/vasectomy-pain.html

eh...never heard of that...LOL

the only thing I have noticed since mine is where they burned (yes, burned) the semen tube (whatever it is called), there is a little scarring inside my ballsack, in the form of a knot...but it doesn't hurt or anything unless I squeeze on it...but I am always feeling it, wierd to have it there...LOL

XxXotic 03-27-2006 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace
eh...never heard of that...LOL

the only thing I have noticed since mine is where they burned (yes, burned) the semen tube (whatever it is called), there is a little scarring inside my ballsack, in the form of a knot...but it doesn't hurt or anything unless I squeeze on it...but I am always feeling it, wierd to have it there...LOL

it's like a mini 3rd nut eh? :upsidedow

NETbilling 03-27-2006 12:58 PM

I am getting snipped in May. All done.

Mitch

MichaelP 03-27-2006 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kard63
What happens to your load after this ?

You still have semen but no Sperms...

But actually, you will also produce LESS testosterone, so you will :

Start buying tons of shoes you'll wear only once
Start watching Oprah and Dr. Phil each and every day
Start acting strangely at least once a month (each 28 days)
Start bitching about the other guys about their new car, job, etc...
Start eating Salads instead of your regular Big Mac, whooper, etc...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Nah. it isn't that bad, I got mine few months ago, just uncomfortable when they "Freeze" your balls, but beside that, you feel almost nothing...

Unless you're a big sissy boy :winkwink:

Calico Jack 03-27-2006 03:11 PM

Had one 18 months ago by a reputable surgeon under general anaesthetic. Told me afterwards he snipped 2 inches of the Vas Deferens just to be sure.
Hurt like hell for a month. For the first 10 days my balls were the 4 times their size, couldn't walk properly and daily stuff like taking a shower, sitting on the toilet, dressing etc was agony.
It took a month before I was without pain and before I felt up to cumming.
I was also told that 4% of all vasectomy patients expirience chronic testicular pain afterwards...so I has thoughts I was bound to suffer the pain forvever, but it went away and untimately, I'm pleased I went through it.

Pure Evil 03-27-2006 03:57 PM

i will never get neutered. you are all deranged

Michaelious 03-27-2006 03:59 PM

Sounds pretty painful, though there is a way for it to be reversed though, although chances are slim. Is there a particular reason?

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 03-27-2006 04:00 PM

i will never have that done.

minusonebit 03-27-2006 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pure Evil
i will never get neutered. you are all deranged

I agree. Thats a horrible fucking thing to do to your little guy.

d_train 03-27-2006 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace
nothing

a vasectomy cuts off the supply of sperm from entering into the semen

you still have semen, just no sperm


which means to trace of DNA to identify you

Drake 03-27-2006 06:15 PM

never....

u-Bob 03-27-2006 06:25 PM

This is the first thread ever on gfy that made me feel uncomfortable...

facialfreak 03-27-2006 06:41 PM

No I haven't, and don't plan on it anytime soon, but if it's any consolation, I spayed my cat today ... :Oh crap

HorseShit 03-27-2006 06:45 PM

I'm with the guys that say NEVER

Wiggles 03-27-2006 06:47 PM

my buddy said the freezing didn't set well and it hurt like a bitch!

G-Rotica 03-27-2006 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace
yeah, i have heard they used to be extremely painful...the old chef I worked under said his balls swelled up SO big that night and he was in agony for a week...this was 15 years ago though

Walked around for a week with coconuts swinging. Felt like the size of coconuts anway. The only thing that was fun about it, was the perkasets.

G-Rotica 03-27-2006 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pure Evil
i will never get neutered. you are all deranged

Well, we're deranged, but we're not nuts. :1orglaugh


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