Have you had a vasectomy or are you going to?

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  • Dagwolf
    President of Canada
    • Sep 2003
    • 23141

    #1

    Have you had a vasectomy or are you going to?

    I'm planning to get one ASAP. I can't wait to have sex without a condom again.
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  • leroytrolley
    XXX Video Editor
    • Dec 2005
    • 2301

    #2
    Dont believe anyone who says that it does not hurt....it fucking kills!!!
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    • Jace
      FBOP Class Of 2013
      • Jan 2004
      • 35562

      #3
      Originally posted by leroytrolley
      Dont believe anyone who says that it does not hurt....it fucking kills!!!
      dude, where did you get yours done? i got mine done at a Vasectomy Center and it wasn't that bad....in all seriousness, it was like someone was grabbing my balls just enough to cause that wierd almost pain...and that only lasted a few days

      rthe actual procedure was nothing though, I didn't feel a thing with that

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      • G-Rotica
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2005
        • 4258

        #4
        17 years ago. the most painful thing i ever went thru.

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        • Jace
          FBOP Class Of 2013
          • Jan 2004
          • 35562

          #5
          Originally posted by leroytrolley
          Dont believe anyone who says that it does not hurt....it fucking kills!!!
          oh yeah, i remember you posting right after you had it done

          http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=560788

          I could not believe you got hurt that bad....almost everyone I have ever talked to said it barely hurts, if at all, to get it done...and they were right in my case, it was nothing

          the only bad part was that I became active 2 days after it was done and it hadn't healed up all the way, and that was bad...my balls swelled up so big...but that was my fault

          the actual procedure and (normal) healing was nothing at all...just a little tender

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          • Jace
            FBOP Class Of 2013
            • Jan 2004
            • 35562

            #6
            Originally posted by G-Rotica
            17 years ago. the most painful thing i ever went thru.
            yeah, i have heard they used to be extremely painful...the old chef I worked under said his balls swelled up SO big that night and he was in agony for a week...this was 15 years ago though

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            • XxXotic
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              • Jun 2002
              • 8500

              #7
              nope and nope
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              • Kard63
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2003
                • 8944

                #8
                What happens to your load after this ?

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                • Manowar
                  jellyfish  
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 71528

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Kard63
                  What happens to your load after this ?
                  just dust

                  lol

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                  • slapass
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Nov 2002
                    • 14625

                    #10
                    Hurt like fucking hell. Shaves about 2 inches off the length and you can pee your pants at anytime but otherwise it was ok.




                    Seriously hurt like fucking hell but for about 5 minutes so who cares.

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                    • LittleMack
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                      • Oct 2003
                      • 4645

                      #11
                      mine did not hurt at all, afterwards just had to rest for two days and was ready to roll.
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                      • Kard63
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2003
                        • 8944

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Manowar
                        just dust

                        lol

                        You gotta be kidding ????

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                        • LittleMack
                          www.pornkings.com
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 4645

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Kard63
                          What happens to your load after this ?

                          No change at all
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                          • Jace
                            FBOP Class Of 2013
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 35562

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Kard63
                            What happens to your load after this ?
                            nothing

                            a vasectomy cuts off the supply of sperm from entering into the semen

                            you still have semen, just no sperm

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                            • Fetish Gimp
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                              • Feb 2005
                              • 1699

                              #15
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                              • cool1
                                sex is good
                                • Sep 2001
                                • 24939

                                #16
                                I thought about and was gonna get it until I read about the pain

                                Post Vasectomy Pain

                                There is a well-recognized condition that occurs among a small number of men after vasectomy, known as a post vasectomy pain syndrome. This syndrome can begin immediately after the vasectomy or many months or even years after the vasectomy has been completed. The frequency of post vasectomy syndrome varies amongst given practitioners. Some studies report as high as one third of men after vasectomy have some type of lingering discomfort. Other studies report that the frequency of post vasectomy pain is one case in thousands.
                                http://www.vasectomymedical.com/vasectomy-pain.html

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                                • Jace
                                  FBOP Class Of 2013
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 35562

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by cool1
                                  I thought about and was gonna get it until I read about the pain

                                  Post Vasectomy Pain

                                  There is a well-recognized condition that occurs among a small number of men after vasectomy, known as a post vasectomy pain syndrome. This syndrome can begin immediately after the vasectomy or many months or even years after the vasectomy has been completed. The frequency of post vasectomy syndrome varies amongst given practitioners. Some studies report as high as one third of men after vasectomy have some type of lingering discomfort. Other studies report that the frequency of post vasectomy pain is one case in thousands.
                                  http://www.vasectomymedical.com/vasectomy-pain.html
                                  eh...never heard of that...LOL

                                  the only thing I have noticed since mine is where they burned (yes, burned) the semen tube (whatever it is called), there is a little scarring inside my ballsack, in the form of a knot...but it doesn't hurt or anything unless I squeeze on it...but I am always feeling it, wierd to have it there...LOL

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                                  • XxXotic
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jun 2002
                                    • 8500

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Jace
                                    eh...never heard of that...LOL

                                    the only thing I have noticed since mine is where they burned (yes, burned) the semen tube (whatever it is called), there is a little scarring inside my ballsack, in the form of a knot...but it doesn't hurt or anything unless I squeeze on it...but I am always feeling it, wierd to have it there...LOL
                                    it's like a mini 3rd nut eh?
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                                    • NETbilling
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                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 8598

                                      #19
                                      I am getting snipped in May. All done.

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                                      • MichaelP
                                        Registered User
                                        • Aug 2003
                                        • 7123

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Kard63
                                        What happens to your load after this ?
                                        You still have semen but no Sperms...

                                        But actually, you will also produce LESS testosterone, so you will :

                                        Start buying tons of shoes you'll wear only once
                                        Start watching Oprah and Dr. Phil each and every day
                                        Start acting strangely at least once a month (each 28 days)
                                        Start bitching about the other guys about their new car, job, etc...
                                        Start eating Salads instead of your regular Big Mac, whooper, etc...




                                        Nah. it isn't that bad, I got mine few months ago, just uncomfortable when they "Freeze" your balls, but beside that, you feel almost nothing...

                                        Unless you're a big sissy boy

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                                        • Calico Jack
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 2051

                                          #21
                                          Had one 18 months ago by a reputable surgeon under general anaesthetic. Told me afterwards he snipped 2 inches of the Vas Deferens just to be sure.
                                          Hurt like hell for a month. For the first 10 days my balls were the 4 times their size, couldn't walk properly and daily stuff like taking a shower, sitting on the toilet, dressing etc was agony.
                                          It took a month before I was without pain and before I felt up to cumming.
                                          I was also told that 4% of all vasectomy patients expirience chronic testicular pain afterwards...so I has thoughts I was bound to suffer the pain forvever, but it went away and untimately, I'm pleased I went through it.

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                                          • Pure Evil
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Mar 2006
                                            • 1737

                                            #22
                                            i will never get neutered. you are all deranged
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                                            • Michaelious
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 6720

                                              #23
                                              Sounds pretty painful, though there is a way for it to be reversed though, although chances are slim. Is there a particular reason?

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                                              • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
                                                I guarantee it
                                                • May 2005
                                                • 18314

                                                #24
                                                i will never have that done.

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                                                • minusonebit
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Feb 2006
                                                  • 7391

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Pure Evil
                                                  i will never get neutered. you are all deranged
                                                  I agree. Thats a horrible fucking thing to do to your little guy.

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                                                  • d_train
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jun 2005
                                                    • 1527

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Jace
                                                    nothing

                                                    a vasectomy cuts off the supply of sperm from entering into the semen

                                                    you still have semen, just no sperm

                                                    which means to trace of DNA to identify you
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                                                    • Drake
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                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 12508

                                                      #27
                                                      never....

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                                                      • u-Bob
                                                        there's no $$$ in porn
                                                        • Jul 2005
                                                        • 33063

                                                        #28
                                                        This is the first thread ever on gfy that made me feel uncomfortable...

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                                                        • facialfreak
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Feb 2005
                                                          • 3018

                                                          #29
                                                          No I haven't, and don't plan on it anytime soon, but if it's any consolation, I spayed my cat today ...

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                                                          • HorseShit
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Dec 2004
                                                            • 17513

                                                            #30
                                                            I'm with the guys that say NEVER

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                                                            • Wiggles
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • May 2004
                                                              • 14423

                                                              #31
                                                              my buddy said the freezing didn't set well and it hurt like a bitch!
                                                              no sig

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                                                              • G-Rotica
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Aug 2005
                                                                • 4258

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Jace
                                                                yeah, i have heard they used to be extremely painful...the old chef I worked under said his balls swelled up SO big that night and he was in agony for a week...this was 15 years ago though
                                                                Walked around for a week with coconuts swinging. Felt like the size of coconuts anway. The only thing that was fun about it, was the perkasets.

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                                                                • G-Rotica
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                  • 4258

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Pure Evil
                                                                  i will never get neutered. you are all deranged
                                                                  Well, we're deranged, but we're not nuts.

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