I found out my date was a tranny: - GoFuckYourself.com

MetaMan · 03-26-2006, 04:54 PM

so yesteday i picked up this SMCHOOOOOKIN hot girl, partied with her all night, you know GOT MY DANCE ON.

because i am a big pimp, and i do not listen to rock music, because i am not gay.

so anyway i was buying her drinks all night, and after the club closed i invited her to go back to my house.

so one thing led to another and we ended up in my bedroom, i flipped her over for some 69 and to my surprise there was a big ass spolumbo sausage basically taped to her ass crack.

turns out this bitch was a tranny.

man o man does my asshole hurt, how was your night?

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 03-26-2006, 04:55 PM

thread needs pics

AdultInsider Cloner · 03-26-2006, 04:56 PM

lol......ok........better than yours I'd imagine haha

Kristian · 03-26-2006, 04:56 PM

I had indian and watched Corpse Bride.

MetaMan · 03-26-2006, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultInsider Cloner

lol......ok........better than yours I'd imagine haha

how could you night be better? my posture is straight as a fuckin arrow today, i feel like i could do backflips.

man I FEEL GREAT!

pornguy · 03-26-2006, 04:58 PM

Not too sure that I want to see the photos.

MetaMan · 03-26-2006, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

Not too sure that I want to see the photos.

AlienQueer shot them in HD, but just like most of his work, it wont sell.

Rebecca Love · 03-26-2006, 05:02 PM

I told Juicy not to wear that wig anymore.

Doctor Dre · 03-26-2006, 05:35 PM

Ugh ? you fucked her anyways ? yuck

Dagwolf · 03-26-2006, 05:37 PM

You just made my day. :D Now I have jerkoff material.

BlingDaddy · 03-26-2006, 05:38 PM

A frequent story?

xclusive · 03-26-2006, 05:38 PM

At least you are only half gay

d_train · 03-26-2006, 05:53 PM

I wanna hear what happened next

nico-t · 03-26-2006, 05:59 PM

goddamnit im starting to like your posts

Spunky · 03-26-2006, 06:00 PM

That is disturbing ,yet arousing

PixeLs · 03-26-2006, 06:13 PM

I can now smell a start of another romance here.

CaptainHowdy · 03-26-2006, 06:41 PM

If you've listened at least a little rock n' roll everyday that would never happened...

MetaMan · 03-26-2006, 09:31 PM

haha look at the trend of this thread from up to down, small sigs turn to massive banner farm.

ps i am not gay.

Jhaffgina · 03-26-2006, 09:47 PM

Hahahah..That's cool it's a big surprise to you lol..

kmanrox · 03-26-2006, 10:14 PM

well, was she hot or what?

and was it a good lay?

Spunky · 03-26-2006, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

haha look at the trend of this thread from up to down, small sigs turn to massive banner farm.

ps i am not gay.

All depends if you woke up with a sore potatoe patch

alec · 03-27-2006, 12:21 AM

Congrats on that exciting night.

Deej · 03-27-2006, 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

AlienQueer shot them in HD, but just like most of his work, it wont sell.

AlienQ invented gay butt sex

reed_4 · 03-27-2006, 12:51 AM

RIP asshole!

Kevin - The PNN · 03-27-2006, 01:03 AM

Was this your first blowjob....

That you gave

reynold · 03-27-2006, 03:11 AM

we need pics, man!

maxxx_fucktor · 03-27-2006, 06:49 AM

It seems that you have enjoyed it anyway!

IamShaider · 03-27-2006, 06:54 AM

ooooh thats some kinky shit haha

03-26-2006, 04:54 PM	#1
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	I found out my date was a tranny: so yesteday i picked up this SMCHOOOOOKIN hot girl, partied with her all night, you know GOT MY DANCE ON. because i am a big pimp, and i do not listen to rock music, because i am not gay. so anyway i was buying her drinks all night, and after the club closed i invited her to go back to my house. so one thing led to another and we ended up in my bedroom, i flipped her over for some 69 and to my surprise there was a big ass spolumbo sausage basically taped to her ass crack. turns out this bitch was a tranny. man o man does my asshole hurt, how was your night?

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