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MetaMan · 03-26-2006, 04:54 PM

so yesteday i picked up this SMCHOOOOOKIN hot girl, partied with her all night, you know GOT MY DANCE ON.

because i am a big pimp, and i do not listen to rock music, because i am not gay.

so anyway i was buying her drinks all night, and after the club closed i invited her to go back to my house.

so one thing led to another and we ended up in my bedroom, i flipped her over for some 69 and to my surprise there was a big ass spolumbo sausage basically taped to her ass crack.

turns out this bitch was a tranny.

man o man does my asshole hurt, how was your night?

03-26-2006, 04:54 PM
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	I found out my date was a tranny: so yesteday i picked up this SMCHOOOOOKIN hot girl, partied with her all night, you know GOT MY DANCE ON. because i am a big pimp, and i do not listen to rock music, because i am not gay. so anyway i was buying her drinks all night, and after the club closed i invited her to go back to my house. so one thing led to another and we ended up in my bedroom, i flipped her over for some 69 and to my surprise there was a big ass spolumbo sausage basically taped to her ass crack. turns out this bitch was a tranny. man o man does my asshole hurt, how was your night?