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MetaMan 03-26-2006 04:54 PM

I found out my date was a tranny:
 
so yesteday i picked up this SMCHOOOOOKIN hot girl, partied with her all night, you know GOT MY DANCE ON.

because i am a big pimp, and i do not listen to rock music, because i am not gay.

so anyway i was buying her drinks all night, and after the club closed i invited her to go back to my house.

so one thing led to another and we ended up in my bedroom, i flipped her over for some 69 and to my surprise there was a big ass spolumbo sausage basically taped to her ass crack.

turns out this bitch was a tranny.

man o man does my asshole hurt, how was your night? :small-smi

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 03-26-2006 04:55 PM

thread needs pics :1orglaugh

AdultInsider Cloner 03-26-2006 04:56 PM

lol......ok........better than yours I'd imagine haha

Kristian 03-26-2006 04:56 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I had indian and watched Corpse Bride. :Oh crap

MetaMan 03-26-2006 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultInsider Cloner
lol......ok........better than yours I'd imagine haha

how could you night be better? my posture is straight as a fuckin arrow today, i feel like i could do backflips.

man I FEEL GREAT!

pornguy 03-26-2006 04:58 PM

Not too sure that I want to see the photos.

MetaMan 03-26-2006 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy
Not too sure that I want to see the photos.


AlienQueer shot them in HD, but just like most of his work, it wont sell. :helpme

Rebecca Love 03-26-2006 05:02 PM

I told Juicy not to wear that wig anymore.:Oh crap

Doctor Dre 03-26-2006 05:35 PM

Ugh ? you fucked her anyways ? yuck

Dagwolf 03-26-2006 05:37 PM

You just made my day. :D Now I have jerkoff material.

BlingDaddy 03-26-2006 05:38 PM

A frequent story? :pimp

xclusive 03-26-2006 05:38 PM

At least you are only half gay

d_train 03-26-2006 05:53 PM

I wanna hear what happened next :1orglaugh

nico-t 03-26-2006 05:59 PM

goddamnit im starting to like your posts :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Spunky 03-26-2006 06:00 PM

That is disturbing ,yet arousing

PixeLs 03-26-2006 06:13 PM

I can now smell a start of another romance here. :pimp

CaptainHowdy 03-26-2006 06:41 PM

If you've listened at least a little rock n' roll everyday that would never happened...

MetaMan 03-26-2006 09:31 PM

haha look at the trend of this thread from up to down, small sigs turn to massive banner farm.

ps i am not gay.

Jhaffgina 03-26-2006 09:47 PM

Hahahah..That's cool it's a big surprise to you lol..

kmanrox 03-26-2006 10:14 PM

well, was she hot or what?


and was it a good lay?

Spunky 03-26-2006 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
haha look at the trend of this thread from up to down, small sigs turn to massive banner farm.

ps i am not gay.

All depends if you woke up with a sore potatoe patch

alec 03-27-2006 12:21 AM

Congrats on that exciting night. :)

Deej 03-27-2006 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
AlienQueer shot them in HD, but just like most of his work, it wont sell. :helpme

AlienQ invented gay butt sex

reed_4 03-27-2006 12:51 AM

RIP asshole! :disgust :1orglaugh

Kevin - The PNN 03-27-2006 01:03 AM

Was this your first blowjob....

That you gave

reynold 03-27-2006 03:11 AM

we need pics, man!

maxxx_fucktor 03-27-2006 06:49 AM

It seems that you have enjoyed it anyway! :1orglaugh

IamShaider 03-27-2006 06:54 AM

ooooh thats some kinky shit haha :1orglaugh


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