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FlogTheLog · 03-25-2006, 11:35 AM

its 4:33am here in Australia, i just heard a window break next in the house behide mine, its dark out side and i cant see shit....

what to do?

i am thinking baseball or cricket bat...........

skinnay · 03-25-2006, 11:37 AM

dont they have police there?

sonofsam · 03-25-2006, 11:37 AM

quick! pop in a chuck norris movie and learn some moves!

SmokeyTheBear · 03-25-2006, 11:37 AM

hmm call police.. if the guy stabs you how will anyone know

sonofsam · 03-25-2006, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by skinnay

dont they have police there?

no.. australia is policed by kangaroos with lasers attached to their heads

Jakke PNG · 03-25-2006, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

no.. australia is policed by kangaroos with lasers attached to their heads

And wombats.

stickyfingerz · 03-25-2006, 11:39 AM

Be carefull yo! Call neighbors house if you have the number. YELL GET OUT OF THE HOUSE on the answering machine.

stickyfingerz · 03-25-2006, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

no.. australia is policed by kangaroos with lasers attached to their heads

All I want a is a Kangaroo with a friggin Laser beam on its head. Make sure its Ill tempered too.

zigx · 03-25-2006, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by skinnay

dont they have police there?

no... everyone is a criminal

czarina · 03-25-2006, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

no.. australia is policed by kangaroos with lasers attached to their heads

that is hysterical!! sounds like Mexico!
I called the cops yesterday because of something similar (some weird Mexicans in the carport of my neighbor's house, who is American), I told them the address, gave them directions to get there, described the house... and the morons came and drove up and down the street looking for the place.
There must be an IQ requirement of -900 here for the police dept.

FlogTheLog · 03-25-2006, 11:43 AM

i just chased 3 fuckers away, they jumped into a car, no number plates...

Spunky · 03-25-2006, 11:43 AM

Run over there and kick some ass

FlogTheLog · 03-25-2006, 11:49 AM

my brother is with the people from next door now, we are awaiting the police.. being Australia the police will be here some time in the next 2-6 hours lol , this is the fucking cricket bat i went next door with lol ... this is the same model anyway

sonofsam · 03-25-2006, 11:51 AM

no offense.. but don't you weigh like 130lbs?

you're lucky those 3 didn't fuck you up man

FlogTheLog · 03-25-2006, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

no offense.. but don't you weigh like 130lbs?

you're lucky those 3 didn't fuck you up man

lol , i know how to hold my own, plus had a cricket bat , that knocks people the fuck out.... its Australia , in my town, i have never seen a gun or a knife been carryed never.. and they were about 17yo .....

chadglni · 03-25-2006, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

no offense.. but don't you weigh like 130lbs?

you're lucky those 3 didn't fuck you up man

So you'd just let your neighbors get robbed blind? Aren't you sweet.

pornguy · 03-25-2006, 12:26 PM

I see no reason to get your self hurt or killed for a neighbor that may not do anything to help you. this is a fucked up world that we live in, and my family comes first.

madawgz · 03-25-2006, 12:27 PM

did you catch them?

com · 03-26-2006, 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

I see no reason to get your self hurt or killed for a neighbor that may not do anything to help you. this is a fucked up world that we live in, and my family comes first.

There was a ukranian serial killer that whent town to town in the rural areas executing full families. The neighbors would hide and listen to the other families scream as they were killed via shotgun one by one. I don't know about you but I know my neighbors well; they've stopped people stealing from us physically and I would take great pleasure in doing the same for them. Where's your sense of community!? By the way; the ukranian serial killer when finally caught after a lengthy rampage said that the most sickening part to him; was the indiference of neighboring farmers. ;P If it was you would you like to think someone would lend a hand?

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 03-26-2006, 04:04 AM

i feel a photochop coming ...........

BrettJ · 03-26-2006, 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by FlogTheLog

lol , i know how to hold my own, plus had a cricket bat , that knocks people the fuck out.... its Australia , in my town, i have never seen a gun or a knife been carryed never.. and they were about 17yo .....

Not to go tooo american on you ...but that's why people feel they can break into your home. granted guns create escalated situations and also can be used against the gun owner and their family ...but it also serves as a deterance to people thinking about committing a crime because you never know if the person has gun

minusonebit · 03-26-2006, 08:54 AM

heh, I wish I had neighbors like you. Hell, I went on vacation once and left the cat at home, was gonna have a friend stop by every couple of days and feed her. Third day of being gone, friend calls me and says there is a notice on the door that the neighbors called the humane society to report abandoned animals and that if we didnt agree to present the animal and my house for an inspection that the humane socieity "officers" could enter my home without a warrent and take the animal and charge me a fee for storing it, and if no one claimed it in 5 days, they'd put it down.

com · 03-26-2006, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by minusonebit

heh, I wish I had neighbors like you. Hell, I went on vacation once and left the cat at home, was gonna have a friend stop by every couple of days and feed her. Third day of being gone, friend calls me and says there is a notice on the door that the neighbors called the humane society to report abandoned animals and that if we didnt agree to present the animal and my house for an inspection that the humane socieity "officers" could enter my home without a warrent and take the animal and charge me a fee for storing it, and if no one claimed it in 5 days, they'd put it down.

Uhhh you have got to be kidding me... in the western states if you catch someone in your house like that you put THEM down.

CDSmith · 03-26-2006, 09:28 AM

Manowar · 03-26-2006, 10:09 AM

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d_train · 03-26-2006, 07:58 PM

PixeLs · 03-26-2006, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by FlogTheLog

my brother is with the people from next door now, we are awaiting the police.. being Australia the police will be here some time in the next 2-6 hours lol , this is the fucking cricket bat i went next door with lol ... this is the same model anyway

Nice.

Well, I just hope you really know how to swing that stuff right when you come close with your target..

ozmatt · 03-26-2006, 08:41 PM

good work flog! keeping the streets safe!

d00t · 03-26-2006, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ozmatt

good work flog! keeping the streets safe!

hahahahahah

Antonio · 03-26-2006, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by ozmatt

good work flog! keeping the streets safe!

muhahaha, yeah they're like 17 years old ......... altogether ;)

xclusive · 03-26-2006, 09:26 PM

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xclusive · 03-26-2006, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ozmatt

good work flog! keeping the streets safe!

OMG that's the funniest thing i've seen all day

ozmatt · 03-26-2006, 09:29 PM

no problems

sickkittens · 03-26-2006, 09:31 PM

I would post on the internet about it so it can give them more time to fuck with shit.

rodney25 · 03-26-2006, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ozmatt

good work flog! keeping the streets safe!

Is this guy the official GFY's mascot coz he's always around?lol

Basic_man · 03-26-2006, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ozmatt

good work flog! keeping the streets safe!

Mouhahahaha

Awesome work Flog

reynold · 03-26-2006, 09:48 PM

be ready with your self-defense moves to ensure your safety. be sure your phone is beside you so you can call the police anytime.

reed_4 · 03-27-2006, 12:19 AM

You guys should always have the number of Chuck Norris in times of trouble.

Alex · 03-27-2006, 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet

Be carefull yo! Call neighbors house if you have the number. YELL GET OUT OF THE HOUSE on the answering machine.

That is super fucking scary lol.

beemk · 03-27-2006, 12:23 AM

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sweethotkayla · 03-27-2006, 05:14 AM

haha matt awesome pic as always - and that round like a shot is just crazy!
The cops never came to our house when needed but when we where having a huge party they where they real bloody fast

Choppa · 03-27-2006, 05:29 AM

yeah definately call up Chuck Norris

" when the boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris"

Vlad · 03-27-2006, 05:36 AM

throw a few grenades to clear the terretory , then check it

Vitasoy · 03-27-2006, 05:39 AM

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haha I remember reading that a long time ago

crockett · 03-27-2006, 05:44 AM

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lol that's awesome..

FlogTheLog · 03-27-2006, 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by ozmatt

good work flog! keeping the streets safe!

oh shit you got me again with a good photochop lol

i cant wait to meet you.. i am on the gold coast for the week . you going to be down this way at all?

great chop

maxxx_fucktor · 03-27-2006, 06:06 AM

the guy in that pic really cracks me up.

ozmatt · 03-27-2006, 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by FlogTheLog

oh shit you got me again with a good photochop lol

i cant wait to meet you.. i am on the gold coast for the week . you going to be down this way at all?

great chop

Leave early wednesday morning for Phoenix, til the 7th of April

Ivana Fukalot · 03-27-2006, 06:12 AM

go to bed and hide jk

aHosting · 03-27-2006, 06:17 AM

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This is crazy dude

03-25-2006, 11:35 AM	#1
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