To all y0u spammerz ! - GoFuckYourself.com

Dirty Dane · 03-25-2006, 04:21 PM

N0, I d0nt n33d ViiAggra - I nEeed a gurlfri3nd
N0, I d+nt ne3d Rollexx - I ju<t ned more tim3
N0, I d0n t ned Inns.-Urance - Im a w3bmazter,I m p oor
N0, I donntneed SEX{ually] Exxplicit - I g0t freeeee pazz

<<<<remove me from your [email protected] here>>>>

htanks

$5 submissions · 03-25-2006, 04:23 PM

You forgot to mention "FINAL NOTICE" or "We're cancelling your refund check" or "Notice of unclaimed funds" lol

Also, the obligatory "I am a former head of state and need your help in freeing funds from a bank account".

Hilarious stuff.

Those were the funniest types of spam I've received. Anyone else getting tons of Chinese spam?

Manowar · 03-25-2006, 04:23 PM

polish_aristocrat · 03-25-2006, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar

Rep · 03-25-2006, 04:25 PM

how about 1oo rng ciaIis

woj · 03-25-2006, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

xclusive · 03-25-2006, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj

abyss_al · 03-25-2006, 04:50 PM

http://tlonne.info/somet/lonely.html
Hooker gets fucked at the police station
=35542464A456CBE49BCB1BFB7ACB3A5959C9E9D5596858= Latin stud fucks his friend in the ass
Nice soft hands jacking off cock
hot drunk girls lost control and fucking

redirects to: http://www.lonely-amateurz.com (paycom)
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Teenie latina sucks a big cock
granny in white posing on orange sofa
=35542464A456CBE49BCB1BFB7ACB3A5959C9E9D5596858= http://vollla.info/mfilm/main.html
Pigtail coed sucks candy
Four studs get drunk and fuck hard

affiliate prog: http://www.convertfamily.com
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Teenie threesome and hot cum swapping
Sweet teen fucked in pussy before facial
http://nasermater.info/tg/an/008/

affiliate prog: http://www.trafficgigolos.com
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

JUST A FEW OF THE SPAMMERS!!!!!

STOP YOU FUCKERS!!!

chris454660 · 03-25-2006, 04:55 PM

Screaming · 03-25-2006, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive

DBS.US · 03-25-2006, 05:01 PM

"Returned check"

sfera · 03-25-2006, 05:03 PM

Blogster · 03-25-2006, 05:03 PM

okay.. i ll remove you ;)

Diligent · 03-25-2006, 05:08 PM

"We are looking forward to your assistance and understanding and inform
you about new CitiBusiness® department system upgrade performed by
security management team in order to protect our clients from increased
online fraud activity, unauthorized account access, illegal money
withdrawal and also to simplify some processes.
The new updated technologies guaranty convenience and safety of
CitiBusiness® account usage. New services for your account will be
effective immediately after an account confirmation process by a
special system activation application.
To take advantages of current update you should login your account
by using CitiBusiness® Online application. For the purpose please
follow the reference:

CitiBusiness Online Login "

1. I examine the URL
2. I laugh my ass off since I've never even spoken/written to CitiBank/CitiBusiness, much less even contemplated becoming a customer.

Absolutely hilarious

BusterBunny · 03-25-2006, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Screaming

i will follow the order of operations and agree

pass it on

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 03-25-2006, 05:35 PM

that is very funny.

SilentKnight · 03-25-2006, 05:35 PM

Your posting should cut the spam down to zero. All spammers read GFY religiously and will abide your wishes.

Antonio · 03-25-2006, 05:49 PM

looks like you need some valium though, what's your email?

Pornwolf · 03-25-2006, 06:06 PM

I'm feeling left out. I never get any emails from Nigerian heads of state. Damn.

Dirty Dane · 03-25-2006, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

looks like you need some valium though, what's your email?

lol.. no thanks, I got enough funny painkillers left from my last tooth extraction

1hoho · 03-25-2006, 06:13 PM

this is my fave...
I feel so lucky! I win the lottery 3 times daily

We are please to announce you as one of the 10 lucky winners in the
national lottery held on the 20th March, 2006. All 10 winning addresses were
randomly selected from a batch of 50,000,000 international emails. Your
email address emerged alongside 9 others as a category 2 winner in this year
national lotto game draw
Consequently, you have therefore been approved for a total pay out of
£1,000,000 (one million pounds sterlings) only. In order to avoid
unnecessary delays and complications please remember to quote your reference
number and batch numbers:

1, Batch 7499-4206-5876
2, Ref: 739801527-Nll
blah...blah...blah

bogo · 03-25-2006, 06:15 PM

gfx3 · 03-25-2006, 06:28 PM

I am getting Islam spam lately. Very strange, always has the red ! in their mail. Seems like they feel important now they found out about spamming.
Since I don't master the Arab language like 95% of the internet community I don't see the point in getting Arabic spam. It's funny.

u-Bob · 03-25-2006, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bogo

Dirty Dane · 03-25-2006, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gfx3

I am getting Islam spam lately. Very strange, always has the red ! in their mail. Seems like they feel important now they found out about spamming.
Since I don't master the Arab language like 95% of the internet community I don't see the point in getting Arabic spam. It's funny.

Burka fetish sites?

Napolean · 03-25-2006, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob

elitetec · 03-25-2006, 11:49 PM

Spam rox i love seeing the new cheap methods of how people make money

Vitasoy · 03-26-2006, 12:26 AM

This thread cracks me up

DoctorSticky · 03-26-2006, 01:23 AM

Man I fucking hate that shit.

Zester · 03-26-2006, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Napolean

03-25-2006, 04:21 PM	#1
Dirty Dane Sick Fuck Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: www Posts: 9,491	To all y0u spammerz ! N0, I d0nt n33d ViiAggra - I nEeed a gurlfri3nd N0, I d+nt ne3d Rollexx - I ju<t ned more tim3 N0, I d0n t ned Inns.-Urance - Im a w3bmazter,I m p oor N0, I donntneed SEX{ually] Exxplicit - I g0t freeeee pazz <<<<remove me from your [email protected] here>>>> htanks

03-25-2006, 04:23 PM	#2
$5 submissions I help you SUCCEED Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Pearl of the Orient Seas Posts: 32,195	You forgot to mention "FINAL NOTICE" or "We're cancelling your refund check" or "Notice of unclaimed funds" lol Also, the obligatory "I am a former head of state and need your help in freeing funds from a bank account". Hilarious stuff. Those were the funniest types of spam I've received. Anyone else getting tons of Chinese spam? __________________ Need a NON-ADULT income stream? We build your YOUTUBE CHANNEL for only $20 per video! For Hire: $3/hour or $400 per month Marketing Specialist Virtual Assistants

03-25-2006, 04:25 PM	#5
Rep Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 991	how about 1oo rng ciaIis __________________ who \| grep -i blonde \| date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep

03-25-2006, 04:50 PM	#8
abyss_al LOOKING FOR TRADES Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 15,605	http://tlonne.info/somet/lonely.html Hooker gets fucked at the police station =35542464A456CBE49BCB1BFB7ACB3A5959C9E9D5596858= Latin stud fucks his friend in the ass Nice soft hands jacking off cock hot drunk girls lost control and fucking redirects to: http://www.lonely-amateurz.com (paycom) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teenie latina sucks a big cock granny in white posing on orange sofa =35542464A456CBE49BCB1BFB7ACB3A5959C9E9D5596858= http://vollla.info/mfilm/main.html Pigtail coed sucks candy Four studs get drunk and fuck hard affiliate prog: http://www.convertfamily.com ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teenie threesome and hot cum swapping Sweet teen fucked in pussy before facial http://nasermater.info/tg/an/008/ affiliate prog: http://www.trafficgigolos.com ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- JUST A FEW OF THE SPAMMERS!!!!! STOP YOU FUCKERS!!! __________________ EMAIL: allen @ vasmediagroup.com \| ICQ: 311329761 \| SKYPE: abyss.al \| AIM: xABYSSxALx

03-25-2006, 04:55 PM	#9
chris454660 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: UK Posts: 281	__________________ Only the Best Sponsors - 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 -12 - More Trade Traffic

03-25-2006, 04:23 PM	#3
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528

03-25-2006, 05:01 PM	#11
DBS.US Geo Cities Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: North Captiva Island, Florida USA Posts: 11,837	"Returned check" __________________ Have an unused domain? Make a Free Chaturbate White Label site and be making money tonight

03-25-2006, 05:03 PM	#12
sfera Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: ICQ: 248877409 Posts: 8,597	ok

03-25-2006, 05:03 PM	#13
Blogster For cybersex, do I need a hole in my monitor? Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: SERP - you nerd Posts: 234	okay.. i ll remove you ;) __________________ BlackHatSeo \| Need alot of Backlinks or scripts? \| ICQ:243121162

03-25-2006, 05:08 PM	#14
Diligent Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Hoy Suecia, mañana Nirvana Posts: 1,594	"We are looking forward to your assistance and understanding and inform you about new CitiBusiness® department system upgrade performed by security management team in order to protect our clients from increased online fraud activity, unauthorized account access, illegal money withdrawal and also to simplify some processes. The new updated technologies guaranty convenience and safety of CitiBusiness® account usage. New services for your account will be effective immediately after an account confirmation process by a special system activation application. To take advantages of current update you should login your account by using CitiBusiness® Online application. For the purpose please follow the reference: CitiBusiness Online Login " 1. I examine the URL 2. I laugh my ass off since I've never even spoken/written to CitiBank/CitiBusiness, much less even contemplated becoming a customer. Absolutely hilarious __________________ ~¤~ MORE MONEY ~¤~ VOD? XoD! ~¤~ ~¤~ ICQ# 9828 2461 ~¤~

03-25-2006, 05:35 PM	#16
Mr.Right - Banned For Life I guarantee it Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 18,314	that is very funny.

03-25-2006, 05:35 PM	#17
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	Your posting should cut the spam down to zero. All spammers read GFY religiously and will abide your wishes.

03-25-2006, 05:49 PM	#18
Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	looks like you need some valium though, what's your email?

03-25-2006, 06:06 PM	#19
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	I'm feeling left out. I never get any emails from Nigerian heads of state. Damn. __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

03-25-2006, 06:13 PM	#21
1hoho Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 225	this is my fave... I feel so lucky! I win the lottery 3 times daily We are please to announce you as one of the 10 lucky winners in the national lottery held on the 20th March, 2006. All 10 winning addresses were randomly selected from a batch of 50,000,000 international emails. Your email address emerged alongside 9 others as a category 2 winner in this year national lotto game draw Consequently, you have therefore been approved for a total pay out of £1,000,000 (one million pounds sterlings) only. In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications please remember to quote your reference number and batch numbers: 1, Batch 7499-4206-5876 2, Ref: 739801527-Nll blah...blah...blah __________________ exclusive niched sites - VertigoVixens StockingHo AllExtremeAnal VulvaPalooza VertigoCash ICQ 197376798

03-25-2006, 06:15 PM	#22
bogo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,982

03-25-2006, 06:28 PM	#23
gfx3 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,685	I am getting Islam spam lately. Very strange, always has the red ! in their mail. Seems like they feel important now they found out about spamming. Since I don't master the Arab language like 95% of the internet community I don't see the point in getting Arabic spam. It's funny. __________________

03-25-2006, 11:49 PM	#27
elitetec Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: New York Posts: 4,944	Spam rox i love seeing the new cheap methods of how people make money __________________ Add Your Site To My PR4 Blog Selling Sig ICQ-200636146

03-26-2006, 12:26 AM	#28
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	This thread cracks me up __________________ [email protected]

03-26-2006, 01:23 AM	#29
DoctorSticky Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 117	Man I fucking hate that shit. __________________ Use shorter embeds and make some sales; thousands of videos; 50+ new ones added every day: PORN8.com Find videos to use on your site and setup custom player colors that match your site template: PORN8 Webmaster Page