this is my fave...
I feel so lucky! I win the lottery 3 times daily
We are please to announce you as one of the 10 lucky winners in the
national lottery held on the 20th March, 2006. All 10 winning addresses were
randomly selected from a batch of 50,000,000 international emails. Your
email address emerged alongside 9 others as a category 2 winner in this year
national lotto game draw
Consequently, you have therefore been approved for a total pay out of
£1,000,000 (one million pounds sterlings) only. In order to avoid
unnecessary delays and complications please remember to quote your reference
number and batch numbers:
1, Batch 7499-4206-5876
2, Ref: 739801527-Nll
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