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03-25-2006, 02:23 PM

You forgot to mention "FINAL NOTICE" or "We're cancelling your refund check" or "Notice of unclaimed funds" lol

Also, the obligatory "I am a former head of state and need your help in freeing funds from a bank account".

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03-25-2006, 02:25 PM

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03-25-2006, 02:25 PM

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03-25-2006, 02:40 PM

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03-25-2006, 02:48 PM

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03-25-2006, 02:50 PM

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03-25-2006, 02:55 PM

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03-25-2006, 02:57 PM

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03-25-2006, 03:01 PM

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03-25-2006, 03:03 PM

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03-25-2006, 03:03 PM

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03-25-2006, 03:08 PM

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03-25-2006, 03:20 PM

Originally posted by Screaming

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03-25-2006, 03:35 PM

that is very funny.
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03-25-2006, 03:35 PM

Your posting should cut the spam down to zero. All spammers read GFY religiously and will abide your wishes.
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03-25-2006, 03:49 PM

looks like you need some valium though, what's your email?
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03-25-2006, 04:06 PM

I'm feeling left out. I never get any emails from Nigerian heads of state. Damn.

I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

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03-25-2006, 04:12 PM

Originally posted by Antonio

looks like you need some valium though, what's your email?

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03-25-2006, 04:13 PM

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03-25-2006, 04:28 PM

I am getting Islam spam lately. Very strange, always has the red ! in their mail. Seems like they feel important now they found out about spamming.
Since I don't master the Arab language like 95% of the internet community I don't see the point in getting Arabic spam. It's funny.
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03-25-2006, 04:45 PM

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03-25-2006, 05:51 PM

Originally posted by gfx3

I am getting Islam spam lately. Very strange, always has the red ! in their mail. Seems like they feel important now they found out about spamming.
Since I don't master the Arab language like 95% of the internet community I don't see the point in getting Arabic spam. It's funny.

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03-25-2006, 09:38 PM

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03-25-2006, 09:49 PM

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03-25-2006, 10:26 PM

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03-25-2006, 11:23 PM

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03-26-2006, 12:03 AM

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