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GFY Royality ;)
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Please allow me to tell you how fucking stupid many of you are....
Since GFY is mostly surfers these days.....This will apply to you. If you are a legit Adult Industry worker then this particular posting is not directed at you.
I have a site that has been sitting on the back burner for quite awhile now. The content management script is a work in progress and that includes the part of it which handles the tour. Because of this, about 3/4 of the tour is not yet functional. Now, as a surfer.....How fucking stupid do you have to be to even consider joining a site with a non-working tour? Obviously you got their as a type in because the site is not being promoted or linked to from anywhere....... Not only you are incredibly moronic for trying to join the site....But what really boggles my mind is why you would first try the credit card join links and then once you find out those are disabled, you continue to sign up through alternative billing options. Seriously.....There is a reason the Credit Card links are not working......THE SITE IS NOT LIVE YET OR EVEN WORKING CORRECTLY! In fact, due to a problem with the company who is hosting this work in progress (not the hosting company in my sig).....The entire content directory in the members area is empty. Now for the REALY stupid part.......The site actually has a couple dozen recurring members under the alternative billing option. Every once in awhile I get an email asking when the site will be fixed but overall, if the people are dumb enough to join it at this point then they actually stick around. Surfers are fucking retarded. |
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So Fucking Banned
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Scammer!!!11!!111
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She's back
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Hooray! Hi Aaron ;)
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GFY Royality ;)
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FYI, Donny really does hate you. ![]() |
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So Fucking Banned
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Anyway, until you finally launch: http://www.aaronm-naked-in-a-baby-po...of-lasagna.com, I'm not intrested.
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GFY Royality ;)
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Hello, my lady. |
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That's pretty damn funny actually.
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Das some off da hook crazy shiat niggaz!
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That is fucking hilarious. lol
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GFY Royality ;)
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The baby pool wouldn't handle the heat and I hate cold lasagna so we had to have a regular pool built. Clearly you can understand why that project roll out date has been delayed. |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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big pimpin'
if it's got recurring members and it's not even live just wait til it's ready for cc joins. I'd like to be #1 beta tester |
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Confirmed User
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surfers are retarded, but still supports the life as a
1) program owner 2) content producers 3) gallery makers 4) free site makers 5) tgp owners ...... ![]()
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So Fucking Banned
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Yeah I suppose that makes sense. ![]() |
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Sorry Aaron - somebody told me there were a bunch more "Raven Loves Bama" fan pic's there!
<goes off to sulk cause there ain't> |
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maybe you found a new niche in the Dom/Sub scene...people who want to pay for porn but then arent allowed to look at it...they just get emails telling them that they are filthy perverts and then they get rebilled...
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GFY Royality ;)
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So Fucking Banned
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sig spot!!
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:glugglug
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Heh, interesting. If I had a site which was not live, I'd not even have the billing page online. If the billing page had to be online for whatever reason though, I'd probably comment out all of the billing links, including the alternative billing options.
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want to get in shape
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: on the lake
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Nah that is just Jimthefiend joining multiple times, hoping to get on your good side. LOL
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Thanks for saying what we often feel OUT LOUD! ;)
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DraX I completly agree with u bro!
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So Fucking Banned
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Why would I wanna do that you fucking hippy? |
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GFY Royality ;)
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Webmaster Extraordinaire
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darn!!!
I should be posting my links here! Maybe I'll make enough to go for a nice dinner tonight ;) |
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Beer Money Baron
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How can anyone NOT join a site with AaronM content, broken or otherwise?
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GFY Royality ;)
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You raise a valid point. |
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So Fucking Banned
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I dont go on nationwide pot tours... ![]() |
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GFY Royality ;)
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There's probably a reason for that. jimthefiend Location: Jail in Indiana. |
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want to get in shape
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but I forgot, you know so much about me LOL LOL ![]() |
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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I've tried to tell you people that pandering to the lowest common denominator will make you money for years.
You just don't listen. |
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Entrepreneur
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That's hot!
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So Fucking Banned
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I know you still owe me some fucking posters. |
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sex is good
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Stupid horny surfers, what would we do with out them?
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Aaron, these "incredibly moronic" surfers you speak of have made many of us some decent coin.
Are you suggesting we include an IQ test upon sign up? If so, pack up your shit bud, the show is over.
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haha that some funny shit
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i have the same problem
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LOL - I'd just Roll Wit IT !
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Location: The Buck Starts Here
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Every day I wake up and feel blessed knowing how many surfers there are in the world like you described. Too bad there were not millions more
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So Fucking Banned
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This is better than a surfer searching out free passwords upon finding your broken link. As for you point of people rebilling after joining your nonexistant site, well all I can say is that some people have more money than sense and can afford to pay recurring memberships and get nothing in return... I know I have done it myself.. |
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Obviously your members must feel that getting nothing is less of a rip off than the actual content on many sites, since so many sites which do have content seem unable to retain past a month or two...
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GFY Royality ;)
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Thanks for the business advice. I was unaware of this. Clearly, you are a surfer. |
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