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AaronM 03-24-2006 10:37 AM

Please allow me to tell you how fucking stupid many of you are....
 
Since GFY is mostly surfers these days.....This will apply to you. If you are a legit Adult Industry worker then this particular posting is not directed at you.



I have a site that has been sitting on the back burner for quite awhile now. The content management script is a work in progress and that includes the part of it which handles the tour. Because of this, about 3/4 of the tour is not yet functional.

Now, as a surfer.....How fucking stupid do you have to be to even consider joining a site with a non-working tour? Obviously you got their as a type in because the site is not being promoted or linked to from anywhere.......

Not only you are incredibly moronic for trying to join the site....But what really boggles my mind is why you would first try the credit card join links and then once you find out those are disabled, you continue to sign up through alternative billing options.

Seriously.....There is a reason the Credit Card links are not working......THE SITE IS NOT LIVE YET OR EVEN WORKING CORRECTLY! In fact, due to a problem with the company who is hosting this work in progress (not the hosting company in my sig).....The entire content directory in the members area is empty.

Now for the REALY stupid part.......The site actually has a couple dozen recurring members under the alternative billing option.

Every once in awhile I get an email asking when the site will be fixed but overall, if the people are dumb enough to join it at this point then they actually stick around.

Surfers are fucking retarded.

jimthefiend 03-24-2006 10:38 AM

Scammer!!!11!!111

Holly Lez! 03-24-2006 10:39 AM

Hooray! Hi Aaron ;)

AaronM 03-24-2006 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
Scammer!!!11!!111


FYI, Donny really does hate you. :2 cents:

jimthefiend 03-24-2006 10:39 AM

Anyway, until you finally launch: http://www.aaronm-naked-in-a-baby-po...of-lasagna.com, I'm not intrested.

AaronM 03-24-2006 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nakedsword Holly
Hooray! Hi Aaron ;)


Hello, my lady. :)

ronaldo 03-24-2006 10:40 AM

That's pretty damn funny actually. :1orglaugh

Fetish Gimp 03-24-2006 10:40 AM

Das some off da hook crazy shiat niggaz!

chadglni 03-24-2006 10:40 AM

That is fucking hilarious. lol

AaronM 03-24-2006 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
Anyway, until you finally launch: http://www.aaronm-naked-in-a-baby-po...of-lasagna.com, I'm not intrested.


The baby pool wouldn't handle the heat and I hate cold lasagna so we had to have a regular pool built.

Clearly you can understand why that project roll out date has been delayed.

JD 03-24-2006 10:41 AM

big pimpin'

if it's got recurring members and it's not even live just wait til it's ready for cc joins. I'd like to be #1 beta tester :)

DraX 03-24-2006 10:42 AM

surfers are retarded, but still supports the life as a

1) program owner
2) content producers
3) gallery makers
4) free site makers
5) tgp owners


......

:2 cents:

jimthefiend 03-24-2006 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
The baby pool wouldn't handle the heat and I hate cold lasagna so we had to have a regular pool built.

Clearly you can understand why that project roll out date has been delayed.



Yeah I suppose that makes sense. :eek7

Bama 03-24-2006 10:45 AM

Sorry Aaron - somebody told me there were a bunch more "Raven Loves Bama" fan pic's there!

<goes off to sulk cause there ain't>

bastardsquad 03-24-2006 10:51 AM

maybe you found a new niche in the Dom/Sub scene...people who want to pay for porn but then arent allowed to look at it...they just get emails telling them that they are filthy perverts and then they get rebilled...:1orglaugh

AaronM 03-24-2006 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bastardsquad
maybe you found a new niche in the Dom/Sub scene...people who want to pay for porn but then arent allowed to look at it...they just get emails telling them that they are filthy perverts and then they get rebilled...:1orglaugh


Hmmmm....You may be onto something there. :1orglaugh

BlingDaddy 03-24-2006 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bastardsquad
maybe you found a new niche in the Dom/Sub scene...people who want to pay for porn but then arent allowed to look at it...they just get emails telling them that they are filthy perverts and then they get rebilled...:1orglaugh

:thumbsup

Grapesoda 03-24-2006 10:58 AM

sig spot!!

SomeCreep 03-24-2006 11:00 AM

Heh, interesting. If I had a site which was not live, I'd not even have the billing page online. If the billing page had to be online for whatever reason though, I'd probably comment out all of the billing links, including the alternative billing options.

XxXotic 03-24-2006 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bastardsquad
maybe you found a new niche in the Dom/Sub scene...people who want to pay for porn but then arent allowed to look at it...they just get emails telling them that they are filthy perverts and then they get rebilled...:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Joesho 03-24-2006 11:04 AM

Nah that is just Jimthefiend joining multiple times, hoping to get on your good side. LOL

MediaGuy 03-24-2006 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
Since GFY is mostly surfers these days.....This will apply to you. If you are a legit Adult Industry worker then this particular posting is not directed at you.



I have a site that has been sitting on the back burner for quite awhile now. The content management script is a work in progress and that includes the part of it which handles the tour. Because of this, about 3/4 of the tour is not yet functional.

Now, as a surfer.....How fucking stupid do you have to be to even consider joining a site with a non-working tour? Obviously you got their as a type in because the site is not being promoted or linked to from anywhere.......

Not only you are incredibly moronic for trying to join the site....But what really boggles my mind is why you would first try the credit card join links and then once you find out those are disabled, you continue to sign up through alternative billing options.

Seriously.....There is a reason the Credit Card links are not working......THE SITE IS NOT LIVE YET OR EVEN WORKING CORRECTLY! In fact, due to a problem with the company who is hosting this work in progress (not the hosting company in my sig).....The entire content directory in the members area is empty.

Now for the REALY stupid part.......The site actually has a couple dozen recurring members under the alternative billing option.

Every once in awhile I get an email asking when the site will be fixed but overall, if the people are dumb enough to join it at this point then they actually stick around.

Surfers are fucking retarded.

Feel better now? It's good to vent.

Thanks for saying what we often feel OUT LOUD!

;)

green-apple 03-24-2006 11:11 AM

DraX I completly agree with u bro!

jimthefiend 03-24-2006 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joesho
Nah that is just Jimthefiend joining multiple times, hoping to get on your good side. LOL



Why would I wanna do that you fucking hippy?

AaronM 03-24-2006 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
Why would I wanna do that you fucking hippy?

Just for shits and grins.....Let's put up a pic of Joesho and a pick of you and let the people decide who the hippie is. :winkwink:

czarina 03-24-2006 11:19 AM

darn!!!
I should be posting my links here!
Maybe I'll make enough to go for a nice dinner tonight ;)

Brujah 03-24-2006 11:27 AM

How can anyone NOT join a site with AaronM content, broken or otherwise? :)

AaronM 03-24-2006 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah
How can anyone NOT join a site with AaronM content, broken or otherwise? :)


You raise a valid point. :winkwink:

jimthefiend 03-24-2006 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
Just for shits and grins.....Let's put up a pic of Joesho and a pick of you and let the people decide who the hippie is. :winkwink:


I dont go on nationwide pot tours...


:2 cents:

AaronM 03-24-2006 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
I dont go on nationwide pot tours...


:2 cents:



There's probably a reason for that.

jimthefiend
Location: Jail in Indiana.

Joesho 03-24-2006 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
I dont go on nationwide pot tours...


:2 cents:

if you are referring to me, it has been over a year since I smoked any pot dumbass!

but I forgot, you know so much about me LOL LOL :1orglaugh

Kimmykim 03-24-2006 11:54 AM

I've tried to tell you people that pandering to the lowest common denominator will make you money for years.

You just don't listen.

KRL 03-24-2006 11:56 AM

That's hot!

:1orglaugh

Thomas1007 03-24-2006 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bastardsquad
maybe you found a new niche in the Dom/Sub scene...people who want to pay for porn but then arent allowed to look at it...they just get emails telling them that they are filthy perverts and then they get rebilled...:1orglaugh

LMAO now that was good. :1orglaugh :thumbsup

jimthefiend 03-24-2006 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joesho
if you are referring to me, it has been over a year since I smoked any pot dumbass!

but I forgot, you know so much about me LOL LOL :1orglaugh




I know you still owe me some fucking posters.

cool1 03-24-2006 03:11 PM

Stupid horny surfers, what would we do with out them? :1orglaugh

Eservices2k3 03-24-2006 03:24 PM

Aaron, these "incredibly moronic" surfers you speak of have made many of us some decent coin.

Are you suggesting we include an IQ test upon sign up? If so, pack up your shit bud, the show is over.

sandman! 03-24-2006 03:28 PM

haha that some funny shit :)

Kinky John 03-24-2006 03:43 PM

i have the same problem

Deraj 03-24-2006 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
Since GFY is mostly surfers these days.....This will apply to you. If you are a legit Adult Industry worker then this particular posting is not directed at you.



I have a site that has been sitting on the back burner for quite awhile now. The content management script is a work in progress and that includes the part of it which handles the tour. Because of this, about 3/4 of the tour is not yet functional.

Now, as a surfer.....How fucking stupid do you have to be to even consider joining a site with a non-working tour? Obviously you got their as a type in because the site is not being promoted or linked to from anywhere.......

Not only you are incredibly moronic for trying to join the site....But what really boggles my mind is why you would first try the credit card join links and then once you find out those are disabled, you continue to sign up through alternative billing options.

Seriously.....There is a reason the Credit Card links are not working......THE SITE IS NOT LIVE YET OR EVEN WORKING CORRECTLY! In fact, due to a problem with the company who is hosting this work in progress (not the hosting company in my sig).....The entire content directory in the members area is empty.

Now for the REALY stupid part.......The site actually has a couple dozen recurring members under the alternative billing option.

Every once in awhile I get an email asking when the site will be fixed but overall, if the people are dumb enough to join it at this point then they actually stick around.

Surfers are fucking retarded.



LOL - I'd just Roll Wit IT !

wyldblyss 03-24-2006 04:08 PM

Every day I wake up and feel blessed knowing how many surfers there are in the world like you described. Too bad there were not millions more :)

nexcom28 03-24-2006 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM
Since GFY is mostly surfers these days.....This will apply to you. If you are a legit Adult Industry worker then this particular posting is not directed at you.



I have a site that has been sitting on the back burner for quite awhile now. The content management script is a work in progress and that includes the part of it which handles the tour. Because of this, about 3/4 of the tour is not yet functional.

Now, as a surfer.....How fucking stupid do you have to be to even consider joining a site with a non-working tour? Obviously you got their as a type in because the site is not being promoted or linked to from anywhere.......

Not only you are incredibly moronic for trying to join the site....But what really boggles my mind is why you would first try the credit card join links and then once you find out those are disabled, you continue to sign up through alternative billing options.

Seriously.....There is a reason the Credit Card links are not working......THE SITE IS NOT LIVE YET OR EVEN WORKING CORRECTLY! In fact, due to a problem with the company who is hosting this work in progress (not the hosting company in my sig).....The entire content directory in the members area is empty.

Now for the REALY stupid part.......The site actually has a couple dozen recurring members under the alternative billing option.

Every once in awhile I get an email asking when the site will be fixed but overall, if the people are dumb enough to join it at this point then they actually stick around.

Surfers are fucking retarded.

Surely if your site is not operational then you should take down all the links that a surfer would sign up through because, by default a surfer will try to find out how to register for a site if he likes your content in the tour. Prob just thinks that the link (in your tour) is broken for some reason and the activly searches out alternative payment methods...
This is better than a surfer searching out free passwords upon finding your broken link.
As for you point of people rebilling after joining your nonexistant site, well all I can say is that some people have more money than sense and can afford to pay recurring memberships and get nothing in return... I know I have done it myself..

jayeff 03-24-2006 04:21 PM

Obviously your members must feel that getting nothing is less of a rip off than the actual content on many sites, since so many sites which do have content seem unable to retain past a month or two...

AaronM 03-24-2006 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eservices2k3
Aaron, these "incredibly moronic" surfers you speak of have made many of us some decent coin.

Are you suggesting we include an IQ test upon sign up? If so, pack up your shit bud, the show is over.


Thanks for the business advice. I was unaware of this.

Clearly, you are a surfer.


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