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mfps · 03-21-2006, 03:59 AM

i kinda feel like i missed out,

i guess its never too late to say hi.

hi!

im new here.
i expect great things to happen.

ive really enjoyed the past couple days here...
looking forward to many many more.

iggysick · 03-21-2006, 04:10 AM

Hi and now

reynold · 03-21-2006, 04:11 AM

For that, welcome aboard!

maxxx_fucktor · 03-21-2006, 04:12 AM

better than late than sorry. welcome to GFY!

Violetta · 03-21-2006, 04:30 AM

hi and hi!

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 03-21-2006, 04:31 AM

welcome to gfy, enjoy your time here.

mOrrI · 03-21-2006, 04:36 AM

Hi and welcome :D :P

XX_RydeR · 03-21-2006, 06:08 AM

Hi, welcome to the board.

The Ghost · 03-21-2006, 06:26 AM

Welcome.... can you tell us what you do in the industry?

klixxxgirl · 03-21-2006, 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mfps

... ive really enjoyed the past couple days here...
looking forward to many many more.

couple of days here and you already got 100 posts?... rock on, baby!

Syl · 03-21-2006, 09:33 AM

Welcome mfps.

Juilan · 03-21-2006, 09:39 AM

Welcome to the jungle

SilentKnight · 03-21-2006, 09:42 AM

Welcome....to....the machine.

mikeet · 03-21-2006, 09:44 AM

Welcome oh masturful one that rights code

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=588039

mrkris · 03-21-2006, 09:44 AM

oh hello

d_train · 03-21-2006, 07:25 PM

howdy. welcome aboard.

tristan_D · 03-21-2006, 08:12 PM

if you're after great things, GFY is indeed the best place to be.

welcome aboard.

Spunky · 03-21-2006, 08:13 PM

Where's the manboobs?

PixeLs · 03-21-2006, 08:24 PM

Hi there mfps.

alec · 03-22-2006, 12:04 AM

Hello there!

Vitasoy · 03-22-2006, 01:09 AM

Welcome..and no it's never too late ;)

Jhaffgina · 03-22-2006, 01:15 AM

Welcome to gfy, a perfect place for you and for everybody.

Bob_cougar · 03-22-2006, 01:55 AM

after hundred posts, allow me to welcome you to this site!

nick1980 · 03-22-2006, 02:55 AM

welcome to GFY!

mfps · 03-22-2006, 03:11 AM

hi to everybody!,
im really glad i started this thread
(i feel much more welcome now)

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Ghost

Welcome.... can you tell us what you do in the industry?

until last month i admired all of your hard work.
really admired it.

really really

i have bought a few domains over the years, and practiced my squats.
a couple are probably useless, a couple are probably priceless.

i havve been less and less happy with my job lately, and would really like to become less dependent on it.

i said to myself...

Quote:

john

(thats my name

)

Quote:

you should do something with those sites.

all i really know is tgp.
and i only know that from the surfer POV (buzzword

)

so i said to myself (say it with me)...

Quote:

john.

Quote:

you need a tgp.

and i thought, i can build this.
and if i build this, they will come.

i still believe.

so i ran out and signed up for some of that lightspeedcash.

*sweetums, i said i would email you weeks ago, and still havent...im sorry
*i will email you sometime, i promise.

i wrote a script that parsed the big ass text file of FHG (buzzword

)
then it parsed each .html page for gallery pics

(on that topic, did you know gallery pics are images with links?)
my script does

now. (weeks ago actually)
(it hit me on the way to starbucks, my wife thinks im insane)

then it databased all that data for me, and i said to myself...

wait for it.

Quote:

john.

Quote:

thats a lot of porn

i had every gallery thumb from every LS FHG

another sidenote*
did i mention that it loaded each image on my client while it databased on the server? like 10000 thumbs loading at once in firefox
like my monitor was vomiting porn.

i threw together a script that would randomize the galleries every time the page got hit, and a stupid click tracking system that would give higher value to galleries that got clicked more frequently, and put them under the
'most popular galleries' heading.

i signed up for AFF, fleshlight, and sextracker.

colored the site yellow, and let it roll.

the next day i had three cents from AFF.

the day after i had six.
(ive been at six cents since the end of feb)

about then i decided that squishing gallery thumbs with html looked really ghetto.
really ghetto.
so i decided that i was fucked.
i needed to crop every one of those galleries.
i realized that i was going to submit those galleries one at a time, by hand.

now i think its probably for the better anyway,
i can do my own quality control.
(its really all about me, i want to be able to jack off to my own tgp)

a buddy at work said he didnt like the yellow, another said he did.

i decided i didnt either, and randomly punched

Code:

#FF6699

into the color chooser
and to my amazement (honest accident i swear) i found what i call

"porn site pink".

the irony still cracks me up.

so i decided that with this new pink site, i should just blow off the old design completely, start fresh with something better.

and now im close.
there is a thread in the help forums that goes into a little more detail about how close
hopefully i will launch my new tgp in april.

if you want to laugh at the old site, check out : www.heres-some-porn.com
pretty sweet eh?
i think so.

thank you for letting me share,
i cant wait to get to know you all.

-john

Dagwolf · 03-22-2006, 03:19 AM

So you've made 3 cents so far?

Welcome to the board, and welcome to paying your dues!

MrJazz99 · 03-22-2006, 03:23 AM

It aint easy this business, but good luck to you and your new site!

mfps · 03-22-2006, 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf

So you've made 3 cents so far?

Welcome to the board, and welcome to paying your dues!

six.

im patient, and have very little invested.

maxxx_fucktor · 03-22-2006, 03:37 AM

We are looking forward of doing business with you man.

Cash · 03-22-2006, 05:44 AM

Welcome to GFY

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