GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum - i shoulda have started a 'im new here' thread too.

hi to everybody!,
im really glad i started this thread
(i feel much more welcome now) :321GFY

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Originally Posted by The Ghost

Welcome.... can you tell us what you do in the industry?

until last month i admired all of your hard work.
really admired it.

really really :helpme

i have bought a few domains over the years, and practiced my squats.
a couple are probably useless, a couple are probably priceless.

i havve been less and less happy with my job lately, and would really like to become less dependent on it.

i said to myself...

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john

(thats my name :winkwink: )

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you should do something with those sites.

all i really know is tgp.
and i only know that from the surfer POV (buzzword :thumbsup )

so i said to myself (say it with me)...

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john.

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you need a tgp.

and i thought, i can build this.
and if i build this, they will come.

i still believe.

so i ran out and signed up for some of that lightspeedcash.

*sweetums, i said i would email you weeks ago, and still havent...im sorry
*i will email you sometime, i promise.

i wrote a script that parsed the big ass text file of FHG (buzzword :thumbsup)
then it parsed each .html page for gallery pics

(on that topic, did you know gallery pics are images with links?)
my script does :) now. (weeks ago actually)
(it hit me on the way to starbucks, my wife thinks im insane)

then it databased all that data for me, and i said to myself...

wait for it.

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john.

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thats a lot of porn

i had every gallery thumb from every LS FHG

another sidenote*
did i mention that it loaded each image on my client while it databased on the server? like 10000 thumbs loading at once in firefox
like my monitor was vomiting porn.

i threw together a script that would randomize the galleries every time the page got hit, and a stupid click tracking system that would give higher value to galleries that got clicked more frequently, and put them under the
'most popular galleries' heading.

i signed up for AFF, fleshlight, and sextracker.

colored the site yellow, and let it roll.

the next day i had three cents from AFF. :thumbsup
the day after i had six.
(ive been at six cents since the end of feb) :2 cents: :2 cents: :2 cents:

about then i decided that squishing gallery thumbs with html looked really ghetto.
really ghetto.
so i decided that i was fucked.
i needed to crop every one of those galleries.
i realized that i was going to submit those galleries one at a time, by hand.

now i think its probably for the better anyway,
i can do my own quality control.
(its really all about me, i want to be able to jack off to my own tgp) :1orglaugh

a buddy at work said he didnt like the yellow, another said he did.

i decided i didnt either, and randomly punched

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#FF6699

into the color chooser
and to my amazement (honest accident i swear) i found what i call

"porn site pink".

the irony still cracks me up.

so i decided that with this new pink site, i should just blow off the old design completely, start fresh with something better.

and now im close.
there is a thread in the help forums that goes into a little more detail about how close
hopefully i will launch my new tgp in april.

if you want to laugh at the old site, check out : www.heres-some-porn.com
pretty sweet eh?
i think so.

thank you for letting me share,
i cant wait to get to know you all.

-john