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Old 03-15-2006, 05:16 PM   #1
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:mad Why did you do these fucking designs that don't convert?! I want my money back!

I've found myself saying this a few too many times in the past 3 months. How many designers out there actually know how to convert traffic? It seems like a few know how to make pretty sites and galleries but even though they look good they still don't convert.

I'm tired of playing around with you unskilled bastards. It takes too much time.

What designers are confirmed conversion specialists? Who offers a guarentee on designs?
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Old 03-15-2006, 05:18 PM   #2
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Webinc buddy. That's who you need, but it's going to cost you.
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Old 03-15-2006, 05:22 PM   #3
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Old 03-15-2006, 05:22 PM   #4
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what do you expect with $15 gallery's and other cheap shit ?

99% of designers have no idea how to make designs that convert.
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Old 03-15-2006, 05:23 PM   #5
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what do you expect with $15 gallery's and other cheap shit ?

99% of designers have no idea how to make designs that convert.

Exactly, if they did they would be making bank of their skills, not doing it for you.
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Old 03-15-2006, 05:24 PM   #6
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Old 03-15-2006, 05:24 PM   #7
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Yeah, that's the thinking I like.

A good designer should take care of surfer's attention and guide it to correct spots. Also it should start forming surfer's mood.
These tasks can be achieved without any fancy graphic details! Prove of that:
http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=587113
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Old 03-15-2006, 05:29 PM   #8
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http://www.fucktheblonde.com/bbn/gal...sth_HtFnH.html
http://www.porno-vids.com/galleries/...ed/index7.html
http://www.nasty-gals.net/herfirstbi...9/paindex5.htm
http://www.hardcorepetites.net/tnb/65w/clean09.html
http://www.creamherass.com/mdfn/ga-x...dcr_Hrsth.html
http://www.culiado.com/hushpass/gal-...Clp_HrsTh.html

here are a few examples of good ones
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Old 03-15-2006, 05:31 PM   #9
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Yeah, that's the thinking I like.

A good designer should take care of surfer's attention and guide it to correct spots. Also it should start forming surfer's mood.
These tasks can be achieved without any fancy graphic details! Prove of that:
http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=587113
Where's the proof? All we got is the word of a fake nick to go on.
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Old 03-15-2006, 05:37 PM   #10
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Old 03-15-2006, 05:39 PM   #11
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alienq knows how to convert traffic too. regardless of his board persona, mark knows his shit.
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Old 03-15-2006, 05:41 PM   #12
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Old 03-15-2006, 05:41 PM   #13
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what do you expect with $15 gallery's and other cheap shit ?

99% of designers have no idea how to make designs that convert.
It would be nice if it was only from the cheap guys. Even some of the good expensive veterans have no idea. You would think after all these years... no.

I'm glad my main sites are all taken care of with good designs. But still, I have a ton of others that need work and I'm coming to the end of my rope. I can design galleries that pull better than half these dolts. They better be able to pull 10% or better damnit!

10% or better!
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Old 03-15-2006, 05:43 PM   #14
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alienq knows how to convert traffic too. regardless of his board persona, mark knows his shit.
That board persona is kind misleading then. Cool.
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Old 03-15-2006, 05:45 PM   #15
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Marian does really nice gallery templates not sure if she is
taking in any new clients
Sometimes plain simple gals do very well too maybe try making your
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10% or better!
Not really a problem.
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Not really a problem.
So you say... we shall see.
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