Why did you do these fucking designs that don't convert?! I want my money back!
 

I've found myself saying this a few too many times in the past 3 months. How many designers out there actually know how to convert traffic? It seems like a few know how to make pretty sites and galleries but even though they look good they still don't convert.

I'm tired of playing around with you unskilled bastards. It takes too much time.

What designers are confirmed conversion specialists? Who offers a guarentee on designs?

Webinc buddy. That's who you need, but it's going to cost you.

Normally in life you get what you pay for - how much are you paying and what are you getting?

what do you expect with $15 gallery's and other cheap shit ?

99% of designers have no idea how to make designs that convert.

Exactly, if they did they would be making bank of their skills, not doing it for you.

You know where to find me, if you need me. :)

Yeah, that's the thinking I like.

A good designer should take care of surfer's attention and guide it to correct spots. Also it should start forming surfer's mood.
These tasks can be achieved without any fancy graphic details! Prove of that:
http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=587113

http://www.fucktheblonde.com/bbn/gal...sth_HtFnH.html
http://www.porno-vids.com/galleries/...ed/index7.html
http://www.nasty-gals.net/herfirstbi...9/paindex5.htm
http://www.hardcorepetites.net/tnb/65w/clean09.html
http://www.creamherass.com/mdfn/ga-x...dcr_Hrsth.html
http://www.culiado.com/hushpass/gal-...Clp_HrsTh.html

here are a few examples of good ones

Where's the proof? All we got is the word of a fake nick to go on.

One of the best around

alienq knows how to convert traffic too. regardless of his board persona, mark knows his shit.

hit up Stan he does the best work ICQ 3-302-961

It would be nice if it was only from the cheap guys. Even some of the good expensive veterans have no idea. You would think after all these years... no.

I'm glad my main sites are all taken care of with good designs. But still, I have a ton of others that need work and I'm coming to the end of my rope. I can design galleries that pull better than half these dolts. They better be able to pull 10% or better damnit!

10% or better! :1orglaugh

That board persona is kind misleading then. Cool.

Marian does really nice gallery templates not sure if she is
taking in any new clients :)
Sometimes plain simple gals do very well too maybe try making your
own cheers

Not really a problem. :Graucho

So you say... we shall see. :arcadefre