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Brut · 04-29-2002, 10:37 PM

I was looking at porn today (duh) and for some reason, I actually read some of the crap they have written on there. I mean, is it supposed to turn me on or just make me laugh? The site i was looking at is http://www.asiandigital.com/tgp01.htm

<B>Here a surfer will meet the real East and at last discover its secret: All kind of Asian girls with their tender skin like a fresh juicy peach, with their eyes like their sweet slits. They move like cats, they caress a man like drawing hieroglyphs; their bodies are like silent pagodas, their eyelashes are like Chinese fans.</B>

I'm sorry i don't know what the fuck you're going on about.

<B>Girl And Mad Cucumber</B>

Those crazy cucumbers - they'll get you everytime

anyway's, I thought it was hillarious

VeNoM · 04-29-2002, 10:49 PM

"their eyes like their sweet slits"

hahahahahahahahaa jesus that's funny!

Brut · 04-29-2002, 11:11 PM

yep yep

Some people's children, ya' know?

chodadog · 04-29-2002, 11:14 PM

You get some fuckin' whack names for galleries i tell ya..

Sly_RJ · 04-29-2002, 11:15 PM

LOL. It was probably someone foreign to the English language. Mine are never like that. Who would buy?

Brut · 04-29-2002, 11:21 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
LOL. It was probably someone foreign to the English language. Mine are never like that. Who would buy?

lol - it was an Asian gallery...so I'm guessing the guy was a lil' bit bad at the English language

04-29-2002, 10:37 PM	#1
Brut So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: USA Posts: 81	Porn Descriptions - damn their wierd.... I was looking at porn today (duh) and for some reason, I actually read some of the crap they have written on there. I mean, is it supposed to turn me on or just make me laugh? The site i was looking at is http://www.asiandigital.com/tgp01.htm <B>Here a surfer will meet the real East and at last discover its secret: All kind of Asian girls with their tender skin like a fresh juicy peach, with their eyes like their sweet slits. They move like cats, they caress a man like drawing hieroglyphs; their bodies are like silent pagodas, their eyelashes are like Chinese fans.</B> I'm sorry i don't know what the fuck you're going on about. <B>Girl And Mad Cucumber</B> Those crazy cucumbers - they'll get you everytime anyway's, I thought it was hillarious

04-29-2002, 10:49 PM	#2
VeNoM Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 334	"their eyes like their sweet slits" hahahahahahahahaa jesus that's funny! __________________ Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from a friend's forehead. -- VeeL Tech I make money with Oliver , do you?

04-29-2002, 11:15 PM	#5
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04-29-2002, 11:11 PM	#3
Brut So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: USA Posts: 81	yep yep Some people's children, ya' know?

04-29-2002, 11:14 PM	#4
chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	You get some fuckin' whack names for galleries i tell ya..