I was looking at porn today (duh) and for some reason, I actually read some of the crap they have written on there. I mean, is it supposed to turn me on or just make me laugh? The site i was looking at is
http://www.asiandigital.com/tgp01.htm
<B>Here a surfer will meet the real East and at last discover its secret: All kind of Asian girls with their tender skin like a fresh juicy peach, with their eyes like their sweet slits. They move like cats, they caress a man like drawing hieroglyphs; their bodies are like silent pagodas, their eyelashes are like Chinese fans.</B>
I'm sorry i don't know what the fuck you're going on about.
<B>Girl And Mad Cucumber</B>
Those crazy cucumbers - they'll get you everytime
anyway's, I thought it was hillarious
