Porn Descriptions - damn their wierd....
 

I was looking at porn today (duh) and for some reason, I actually read some of the crap they have written on there. I mean, is it supposed to turn me on or just make me laugh? The site i was looking at is http://www.asiandigital.com/tgp01.htm

<B>Here a surfer will meet the real East and at last discover its secret: All kind of Asian girls with their tender skin like a fresh juicy peach, with their eyes like their sweet slits. They move like cats, they caress a man like drawing hieroglyphs; their bodies are like silent pagodas, their eyelashes are like Chinese fans.</B>

I'm sorry i don't know what the fuck you're going on about.

<B>Girl And Mad Cucumber</B>

Those crazy cucumbers - they'll get you everytime

anyway's, I thought it was hillarious :1orglaugh

"their eyes like their sweet slits"

hahahahahahahahaa jesus that's funny!

yep yep

Some people's children, ya' know? :Graucho

You get some fuckin' whack names for galleries i tell ya..

LOL. It was probably someone foreign to the English language. Mine are never like that. Who would buy?

lol - it was an Asian gallery...so I'm guessing the guy was a lil' bit bad at the English language :1orglaugh