Sex.com party - I need a date - GoFuckYourself.com

baddog · 04-29-2002, 03:40 PM

Alas, my favorite lady for the past few years is moving 350 miles away on Saturday, and it just so happens that Sex.com is having a party that same night (May 4). So, now I need a date.

So, if you are a hot, single, female and you live in So Cal, and are not doing anything Saturday night, and are interested, let me know. Prefer over 18, but will consider younger if you have fake ID and promise not to speak unless spoken to.

Cheshire · 04-29-2002, 04:04 PM

Post a pic

kmanrox · 04-29-2002, 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
Post a pic

i thought u were marrying me? sigh

boneprone · 04-29-2002, 04:43 PM

she's with me faggot

boneprone · 04-29-2002, 04:43 PM

baddog arent you married?
I remember you showing me pics.

kmanrox · 04-29-2002, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by boneprone
she's with me faggot

good, then send me your wife, she's kinda suckable...

reverse psychology strikes again!

Cheshire · 04-29-2002, 04:59 PM

baddog left...

Kman and Bone, you guys taking me out Saturday night then?

kmanrox · 04-29-2002, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
baddog left...

Kman and Bone, you guys taking me out Saturday night then?

hmmm where u live? =)

Cheshire · 04-29-2002, 05:27 PM

A few minutes away from you, a few few few few minutes.

(6 hours)

Sly_RJ · 04-29-2002, 06:29 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
baddog left...

Kman and Bone, you guys taking me out Saturday night then?

I'm hurt.

SNOW · 04-29-2002, 06:32 PM

Oh stop it.

ElvisManson · 04-29-2002, 07:36 PM

Sex.com is having a Party???!!

Damn..I will be there!!!

SleazyDream · 04-29-2002, 08:19 PM

Party's cancelled, seems someone stole the address off Gary's house and moved to Mexico with it.

legal battle over true ownership of the house numbers to follow over the next couple of years.

AaronM · 04-29-2002, 08:21 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
Party's cancelled, seems someone stole the address off Gary's house and moved to Mexico with it.

legal battle over true ownership of the house numbers to follow over the next couple of years.

LMFAO! Brilliant!

TheMan · 04-29-2002, 08:24 PM

hahahahaha
Now thats some funny shit ;)

AaronM · 04-29-2002, 08:25 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
A few minutes away from you, a few few few few minutes.

(6 hours)

NorCal...Well worth the trip I am sure....

Hey Boneprone, Check it!

baddog · 04-29-2002, 10:22 PM

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Originally posted by boneprone
baddog arent you married?
I remember you showing me pics.

Married? not for a long time.
this is the one

you probably saw

Until I can win a digital camera at ContentLotto it will have to suffice.

baddog · 04-29-2002, 10:26 PM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
baddog left...

Kman and Bone, you guys taking me out Saturday night then?

hey, I do occassionally have a life away from the monitor. So, Cheshire, where do you live?

pornopete, yeah it was a joke. I only date women older than my kids. . . . for now

Kimmykim · 04-29-2002, 10:42 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
Party's cancelled, seems someone stole the address off Gary's house and moved to Mexico with it.

legal battle over true ownership of the house numbers to follow over the next couple of years.

Oh my, I guess we can see who didn't get an invite now, can't we?

Biggy2 · 04-29-2002, 11:54 PM

did they ever find him in tijuana?

SleazyDream · 04-30-2002, 12:01 AM

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Originally posted by Biggy2
did they ever find him in tijuana?

last i heard Gary knew exactly where he was and had a bounty on his head to bring him back to justice, but restictions on the bounty didn't allow kidnapping, druggin gor violence.

He's just too nice.........

kmanrox · 04-30-2002, 12:05 AM

hey baddog is that your daughter?

will she marry me?

baddog · 04-30-2002, 12:19 AM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
hey baddog is that your daughter?

will she marry me?

that is the lady mentioned above that is moving 350 miles away.

Cheshire · 04-30-2002, 08:26 AM

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Originally posted by baddog

LOL!
You look EXACTLY like my math tutor from middle school. Uh, I think I'm busy Saturday night...
Right Sly_RJ?

baddog · 04-30-2002, 10:03 AM

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Originally posted by Cheshire

LOL!
You look EXACTLY like my math tutor from middle school. Uh, I think I'm busy Saturday night...
Right Sly_RJ?

ouch . . . . it was a silent movie themed party. . . . but that is ok, you are probably too old anyway

Cheshire · 04-30-2002, 10:05 AM

Yeah, I'm 19 in 3 weeks.

baddog · 04-30-2002, 10:19 AM

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Originally posted by Cheshire
Yeah, I'm 19 in 3 weeks.

Well, then that would make you ineligible on two counts (not counting the fact that you do not want to go)

1. as I told pornopete. "I only date women older than my kids"
2. and as I stated in the beginning, "and you live in So Cal"

So, thanks for playing, and we have some lovely parting gifts for you.

reddawg · 04-30-2002, 10:54 AM

Well Baddog, if she is moving 350 miles away from you, which I hope it ain't to get away from you, please explain in which direction she is headed, I need a date to Rocky's every Friday Night and Saturday morning. Life is great in Paradise. She can come work for me at

Sex Sentry-Adult Verification Services I can't pay her but it will be worth it.

Sly_RJ · 04-30-2002, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire

LOL!
You look EXACTLY like my math tutor from middle school. Uh, I think I'm busy Saturday night...
Right Sly_RJ?

Damn straight, I'll pick you up at 7.

baddog · 04-30-2002, 11:18 AM

Sorry reddawg, you can change your name, but you are still known, and while she does work with mentally handicapped adults to help them survive everyday life, I doubt that you could afford her.

and no, she is not leaving me, but going for her Masters. Maybe she will hook up with you when it comes time to do her thesis,

RaGe · 04-30-2002, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire

LOL!
You look EXACTLY like my math tutor from middle school. Uh, I think I'm busy Saturday night...
Right Sly_RJ?

DENIED...

04-29-2002, 03:40 PM	#1
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Sex.com party - I need a date Alas, my favorite lady for the past few years is moving 350 miles away on Saturday, and it just so happens that Sex.com is having a party that same night (May 4). So, now I need a date. So, if you are a hot, single, female and you live in So Cal, and are not doing anything Saturday night, and are interested, let me know. Prefer over 18, but will consider younger if you have fake ID and promise not to speak unless spoken to.

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reddawg Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Paradise Posts: 1,837	Well Baddog, if she is moving 350 miles away from you, which I hope it ain't to get away from you, please explain in which direction she is headed, I need a date to Rocky's every Friday Night and Saturday morning. Life is great in Paradise. She can come work for me at Sex Sentry-Adult Verification Services I can't pay her but it will be worth it.

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Sorry reddawg, you can change your name, but you are still known, and while she does work with mentally handicapped adults to help them survive everyday life, I doubt that you could afford her. and no, she is not leaving me, but going for her Masters. Maybe she will hook up with you when it comes time to do her thesis,