Sex.com party - I need a date
 

Alas, my favorite lady for the past few years is moving 350 miles away on Saturday, and it just so happens that Sex.com is having a party that same night (May 4). So, now I need a date.

So, if you are a hot, single, female and you live in So Cal, and are not doing anything Saturday night, and are interested, let me know. Prefer over 18, but will consider younger if you have fake ID and promise not to speak unless spoken to. :1orglaugh

Post a pic :winkwink:

i thought u were marrying me? sigh

she's with me faggot

baddog arent you married?
I remember you showing me pics.

good, then send me your wife, she's kinda suckable...

reverse psychology strikes again!

baddog left...

Kman and Bone, you guys taking me out Saturday night then?

hmmm where u live? =)

A few minutes away from you, a few few few few minutes.

:winkwink:

(6 hours)

I'm hurt. :(

Oh stop it.

Sex.com is having a Party???!!

Damn..I will be there!!!

Party's cancelled, seems someone stole the address off Gary's house and moved to Mexico with it.

legal battle over true ownership of the house numbers to follow over the next couple of years.

LMFAO! Brilliant!

hahahahaha
Now thats some funny shit ;)

NorCal...Well worth the trip I am sure....

Hey Boneprone, Check it!

Married? not for a long time.
this is the onehttp://sexentertain.com/events/silen...e-party_19.jpg you probably saw

Until I can win a digital camera at ContentLotto it will have to suffice.

hey, I do occassionally have a life away from the monitor. So, Cheshire, where do you live?

pornopete, yeah it was a joke. I only date women older than my kids. . . . for now :Graucho

Oh my, I guess we can see who didn't get an invite now, can't we?

did they ever find him in tijuana?

last i heard Gary knew exactly where he was and had a bounty on his head to bring him back to justice, but restictions on the bounty didn't allow kidnapping, druggin gor violence.


He's just too nice.........

hey baddog is that your daughter?

will she marry me?

that is the lady mentioned above that is moving 350 miles away. :(

LOL!
You look EXACTLY like my math tutor from middle school. Uh, I think I'm busy Saturday night...
Right Sly_RJ?

ouch . . . . it was a silent movie themed party. . . . but that is ok, you are probably too old anyway :1orglaugh

Yeah, I'm 19 in 3 weeks.

Well, then that would make you ineligible on two counts (not counting the fact that you do not want to go)

1. as I told pornopete. "I only date women older than my kids"
2. and as I stated in the beginning, "and you live in So Cal"

So, thanks for playing, and we have some lovely parting gifts for you. :Graucho

Well Baddog, if she is moving 350 miles away from you, which I hope it ain't to get away from you, please explain in which direction she is headed, I need a date to Rocky's every Friday Night and Saturday morning. Life is great in Paradise. She can come work for me at
:ak47: Sex Sentry-Adult Verification Services I can't pay her but it will be worth it.
:BangBang:http://sexsentry.com/pics/sentry2.gif

Damn straight, I'll pick you up at 7.

Sorry reddawg, you can change your name, but you are still known, and while she does work with mentally handicapped adults to help them survive everyday life, I doubt that you could afford her.

and no, she is not leaving me, but going for her Masters. Maybe she will hook up with you when it comes time to do her thesis, :1orglaugh

DENIED...
:thumbsup