Alas, my favorite lady for the past few years is moving 350 miles away on Saturday, and it just so happens that Sex.com is having a party that same night (May 4). So, now I need a date.
So, if you are a hot, single, female and you live in So Cal, and are not doing anything Saturday night, and are interested, let me know. Prefer over 18, but will consider younger if you have fake ID and promise not to speak unless spoken to.
