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vegasdude · 04-28-2002, 11:12 AM

Noobs watchout there is a very dark side of the pornbiz no1 tells you about.... Before you even consider trying to make it in this wicked biz then you should know:

1.) Your cookingskills will vanish cuz you get used to eat out, or takeaway food 7 days a week!

2.) You get used to sleep long........ when you actually get any sleep!

3.) You use all the $$$ on stupid material things like cars, computers, party, party, vip tickets, party, vacations, more vacation...

4.) Your email will get spammed even harder than "normal" surfers..... and remember to turn your icq sound off!

5.) Your priest will look weird at you at first..... don't worry he just found out you run the site his been a paidmember of since it started!

6.) You will find out very very fast that you need to workout cuz of downfall number one........

7.) You will look at normal eight 2 five workers and smile..... they will be suckers in ya mind - but don't tell em'!

now stay away from this biz before the dark side takes you over!

May the force be with ya..........

Vegas

picpile · 04-28-2002, 11:15 AM

what meds are you missing?

vegasdude · 04-28-2002, 11:17 AM

picpile runaway while you can!

may the force

be with ya!

run picpile, run!

theWatsonian · 04-28-2002, 11:19 AM

It's true! It's all true!

vegasdude · 04-28-2002, 11:21 AM

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It's true! It's all true!

true words from one the darkside has captured!

04-28-2002, 11:21 AM

...and the point is... there is no point.

vegasdude · 04-28-2002, 11:23 AM

eQ the point....

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now stay away from this biz before the dark side takes you over!

you should know if any1 should..... didn't you try to quit the biz.... I sh!t you not its impossible!

cosis · 04-28-2002, 11:31 AM

haha those are all true from this side

XXXPaysiteDesign · 04-28-2002, 11:45 AM

heh.. so true, I've tried to quit multiple times, its like an addiction I cant kick.

Dawgy · 04-28-2002, 11:47 AM

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Originally posted by Equinox

damn dood that sheep is turnin me on

vegasdude · 04-28-2002, 11:52 AM

so once again.... if you are a lurker and thinking about doin' some quick bucks in this wicked biz..... stay away or you will be doooomed!

is looking for souls!

cherrylula · 04-28-2002, 11:53 AM

don't forget about how after a few years your genitals shrivel up and fall off because you can't find anything that sexually excites you anymore!

vegasdude · 04-28-2002, 11:55 AM

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Originally posted by cherrylula
don't forget about how after a few years your genitals shrivel up and fall off because you can't find anything that sexually excites you anymore!

time to relax here with some die hard mega hard (just watched 13 ghosts yesterday so I need some oldfashioned action!!!!)

Vegas

04-28-2002, 11:12 AM	#1
vegasdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Royal Family Crew Posts: 3,649	downfall of all pornpeddlers - I sh!t you not! Noobs watchout there is a very dark side of the pornbiz no1 tells you about.... Before you even consider trying to make it in this wicked biz then you should know: 1.) Your cookingskills will vanish cuz you get used to eat out, or takeaway food 7 days a week! 2.) You get used to sleep long........ when you actually get any sleep! 3.) You use all the $$$ on stupid material things like cars, computers, party, party, vip tickets, party, vacations, more vacation... 4.) Your email will get spammed even harder than "normal" surfers..... and remember to turn your icq sound off! 5.) Your priest will look weird at you at first..... don't worry he just found out you run the site his been a paidmember of since it started! 6.) You will find out very very fast that you need to workout cuz of downfall number one........ 7.) You will look at normal eight 2 five workers and smile..... they will be suckers in ya mind - but don't tell em'! now stay away from this biz before the dark side takes you over! May the force be with ya.......... Vegas __________________ Did you fucking talk to me??! Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!" Last edited by vegasdude; 04-28-2002 at 11:22 AM..

04-28-2002, 11:19 AM	#4
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04-28-2002, 11:45 AM	#9
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04-28-2002, 11:15 AM	#2
picpile Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada Posts: 734	what meds are you missing?

04-28-2002, 11:17 AM	#3
vegasdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Royal Family Crew Posts: 3,649	picpile runaway while you can! may the force be with ya! run picpile, run!

04-28-2002, 11:21 AM	#6
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	...and the point is... there is no point.

04-28-2002, 11:31 AM	#8
cosis Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Beach Posts: 5,284	haha those are all true from this side

04-28-2002, 11:52 AM	#11
vegasdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Royal Family Crew Posts: 3,649	so once again.... if you are a lurker and thinking about doin' some quick bucks in this wicked biz..... stay away or you will be doooomed! is looking for souls!

04-28-2002, 11:53 AM	#12
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	don't forget about how after a few years your genitals shrivel up and fall off because you can't find anything that sexually excites you anymore!