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vegasdude · 04-28-2002, 11:12 AM

Noobs watchout there is a very dark side of the pornbiz no1 tells you about.... Before you even consider trying to make it in this wicked biz then you should know:

1.) Your cookingskills will vanish cuz you get used to eat out, or takeaway food 7 days a week!

2.) You get used to sleep long........ when you actually get any sleep!

3.) You use all the $$$ on stupid material things like cars, computers, party, party, vip tickets, party, vacations, more vacation...

4.) Your email will get spammed even harder than "normal" surfers..... and remember to turn your icq sound off!

5.) Your priest will look weird at you at first..... don't worry he just found out you run the site his been a paidmember of since it started!

6.) You will find out very very fast that you need to workout cuz of downfall number one........

7.) You will look at normal eight 2 five workers and smile..... they will be suckers in ya mind - but don't tell em'!

now stay away from this biz before the dark side takes you over!

May the force be with ya..........

Vegas

04-28-2002, 11:12 AM
vegasdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Royal Family Crew Posts: 3,649	downfall of all pornpeddlers - I sh!t you not! Noobs watchout there is a very dark side of the pornbiz no1 tells you about.... Before you even consider trying to make it in this wicked biz then you should know: 1.) Your cookingskills will vanish cuz you get used to eat out, or takeaway food 7 days a week! 2.) You get used to sleep long........ when you actually get any sleep! 3.) You use all the $$$ on stupid material things like cars, computers, party, party, vip tickets, party, vacations, more vacation... 4.) Your email will get spammed even harder than "normal" surfers..... and remember to turn your icq sound off! 5.) Your priest will look weird at you at first..... don't worry he just found out you run the site his been a paidmember of since it started! 6.) You will find out very very fast that you need to workout cuz of downfall number one........ 7.) You will look at normal eight 2 five workers and smile..... they will be suckers in ya mind - but don't tell em'! now stay away from this biz before the dark side takes you over! May the force be with ya.......... Vegas __________________ Did you fucking talk to me??! Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!" Last edited by vegasdude; 04-28-2002 at 11:22 AM..