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vegasdude 04-28-2002 11:12 AM

downfall of all pornpeddlers - I sh!t you not!
 
Noobs watchout there is a very dark side of the pornbiz no1 tells you about.... Before you even consider trying to make it in this wicked biz then you should know:

1.) Your cookingskills will vanish cuz you get used to eat out, or takeaway food 7 days a week!

2.) You get used to sleep long........ when you actually get any sleep!

3.) You use all the $$$ on stupid material things like cars, computers, party, party, vip tickets, party, vacations, more vacation...

4.) Your email will get spammed even harder than "normal" surfers..... and remember to turn your icq sound off!

5.) Your priest will look weird at you at first..... don't worry he just found out you run the site his been a paidmember of since it started!

6.) You will find out very very fast that you need to workout cuz of downfall number one........

7.) You will look at normal eight 2 five workers and smile..... they will be suckers in ya mind - but don't tell em'!

now stay away from this biz before the dark side takes you over!

May the force be with ya..........

Vegas

picpile 04-28-2002 11:15 AM

what meds are you missing?

vegasdude 04-28-2002 11:17 AM

picpile runaway while you can!

may the force :angel be with ya!

run picpile, run!

theWatsonian 04-28-2002 11:19 AM

It's true! It's all true!

vegasdude 04-28-2002 11:21 AM

Quote:

It's true! It's all true!
true words from one the darkside has captured! :helpme

X37375787 04-28-2002 11:21 AM

...and the point is... there is no point.

vegasdude 04-28-2002 11:23 AM

eQ the point....

Quote:

now stay away from this biz before the dark side takes you over!

you should know if any1 should..... didn't you try to quit the biz.... I sh!t you not its impossible!
:1orglaugh

cosis 04-28-2002 11:31 AM

haha those are all true from this side

XXXPaysiteDesign 04-28-2002 11:45 AM

heh.. so true, I've tried to quit multiple times, its like an addiction I cant kick.

:thumbsup

Dawgy 04-28-2002 11:47 AM

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Originally posted by Equinox

http://www.theforumisdown.com/upload...102/fruit2.gif

damn dood that sheep is turnin me on

vegasdude 04-28-2002 11:52 AM

so once again.... if you are a lurker and thinking about doin' some quick bucks in this wicked biz..... stay away or you will be doooomed!

:feels-hot is looking for souls!

cherrylula 04-28-2002 11:53 AM

don't forget about how after a few years your genitals shrivel up and fall off because you can't find anything that sexually excites you anymore!

vegasdude 04-28-2002 11:55 AM

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Originally posted by cherrylula
don't forget about how after a few years your genitals shrivel up and fall off because you can't find anything that sexually excites you anymore!
:waaaaahh


time to relax here with some die hard mega hard (just watched 13 ghosts yesterday so I need some oldfashioned action!!!!)

Vegas


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