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FelixFlow · 03-02-2006, 07:55 PM

IKEA just opened up yesterday, ive never been there before, think i'm gonna go check it out now

whats it like, like a gigantic "Bed Bath & Beyond" ???

Juicy D. Links · 03-02-2006, 07:56 PM

where u at? We got one here , i like their catalog i read it all the time in the bathroom.

sonofsam · 03-02-2006, 07:57 PM

bring a GPS device, and leave the tracker at the entrance , so you can find your way out

FelixFlow · 03-02-2006, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

where u at? We got one here , i like their catalog i read it all the time in the bathroom.

Sacramento, CA

FelixFlow · 03-02-2006, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

bring a GPS device, and leave the tracker at the entrance , so you can find your way out

lol, yea i drove by a few times during construction & it looked like a Home Depot !!

Probono · 03-02-2006, 07:59 PM

Go hungry, eat meatballs.

extreme · 03-02-2006, 08:00 PM

IKEA is teh shit

Spunky · 03-02-2006, 08:02 PM

Not bad furniture..hope you can read directions and handy with tools

CT · 03-02-2006, 08:03 PM

I wanted to go down there, but I heard on the news that people have been camping outside since Sunday.

CT · 03-02-2006, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Not bad furniture..hope you can read directions and handy with tools

If I remember correctly, the instructions dont have words... just pictures

Vitasoy · 03-02-2006, 09:45 PM

The ikea food is not that bad..

FelixFlow · 03-03-2006, 12:47 AM

man that place was freakin HUGE !!!

i got lost trying to find my way out !

Sarah_Jayne · 03-03-2006, 02:26 AM

Once you go in you have to go through the entire store. Very clever sales method of trapping you in the store and making you walk past every product.

PussyTeenies · 03-03-2006, 02:43 AM

ikea is cool
comes with instructions and spare parts (at least i allways have left overs ;)

Violetta · 03-03-2006, 03:50 AM

Ivar Kamprad is a rich bitch!

gangbangjoe · 03-03-2006, 03:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Probono

Go hungry, eat meatballs.

they rock

Sexsitesurfer · 03-03-2006, 04:27 AM

I know a guy who takes his girlfriend to Ikea for meals... Not exactly a romantic place if you ask me.

Herb Kornfield · 03-03-2006, 06:30 AM

Ikea is the best place for when you need to furnish your pad on the cheap and it looks decent. Their stuff tends to last about 4-5 years which most usually want to update their furniture by then anyways and move onto nicer pieces.

For office furniture.... IKEA is the king. I have all my gear from them, looks great and not bad on the wallet.

Paparazzi · 03-03-2006, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by FelixFlow

man that place was freakin HUGE !!!

i got lost trying to find my way out !

what did you buy?

QualityMpegs · 03-03-2006, 06:50 AM

I do NOT understand why there is NO Ikea in Florida.

volante · 03-03-2006, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by QualityMpegs

I do NOT understand why there is NO Ikea in Florida.

'Cos Florida is full of old people - it takes so damn long to walk round a typical Ikea store that they'd die before reaching the end. It's bad enough in other Ikea stores - haven't you ever wondered what the meatballs are made of?

MickeyG · 03-03-2006, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by QualityMpegs

I do NOT understand why there is NO Ikea in Florida.

they're building one in Sunrise, near the Sawgrass Mills mall.

sickkittens · 03-03-2006, 07:20 AM

It's overrated IMO but good if you're into getting random stuff for your place. They opened another one near me and it took people hours to get inside.

QualityMpegs · 03-03-2006, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by volante

'Cos Florida is full of old people - it takes so damn long to walk round a typical Ikea store that they'd die before reaching the end. It's bad enough in other Ikea stores - haven't you ever wondered what the meatballs are made of?

There's almost no old people in Orlando.

EroticySteve · 03-03-2006, 07:25 AM

It's typically not legacy furniture. Without doubt some pieces will endure but it's not the furniture that your grandparents bought and kept and passed down to future generations.

That said, if you're looking to do some low-cost modern decorating much of it is quite functional.

xclusive · 03-03-2006, 07:53 AM

My wife loves that store...My wallet hates it

tranza · 03-03-2006, 08:13 AM

not bad, they have nice furnitures

Andiz · 03-03-2006, 08:45 AM

Ikea is the fucking bomb!

jimb · 03-03-2006, 08:56 AM

i (heart) IKEA!

Jim

DTK · 03-03-2006, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by FelixFlow

IKEA just opened up yesterday, ive never been there before, think i'm gonna go check it out now

whats it like, like a gigantic "Bed Bath & Beyond" ???

My wife and her mom went and checked it out yesterday...i passed on that trip. I'm sure if you've seen one ikea, you've seen them all....

cranki · 03-03-2006, 09:06 AM

we have those around here in germany since a long time and they're just great... low prices as hell and great stylish stuff!

phogirl69 · 03-03-2006, 09:08 AM

I LOVE Ikea meatballs and lingonberry sauce, GOD DAMN it is good! The salmon is not too bad either, but the meatballs are just simply AMAZING. I need to get a frozen bag and bring it home, it is just soooooo gooooooood.

I really really like their meatballs. I am craving some right now. Their potatoes are good too, really soft and succulent and cooked just right. Ikea food is tha bomb.

Gottis · 03-03-2006, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by xclusive

My wife loves that store...My wallet hates it

You must be poor, IKEA's famous for their cheap stuff.

FelixFlow · 03-03-2006, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Herb Kornfield

Ikea is the best place for when you need to furnish your pad on the cheap and it looks decent. Their stuff tends to last about 4-5 years which most usually want to update their furniture by then anyways and move onto nicer pieces.

For office furniture.... IKEA is the king. I have all my gear from them, looks great and not bad on the wallet.

man, they had this tabletop that was so cool....it had these 2 pushbuttons that you use to raise or lower the height of the table!!!

http://www.ikea.com/webapp/wcs/store...rentCats=15600

http://www.ikea.com/webapp/wcs/store...rentCats=15600

FelixFlow · 03-03-2006, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Paparazzi

what did you buy?

nothing, waaaaay too many people there

i just browsed & made a mental note of a few things i'd like to get later

FelixFlow · 03-03-2006, 11:13 AM

i really liked this leather chaise too, only $700 & models could to alot of good posing on this!

DutchTeenCash · 03-03-2006, 11:54 AM

theyve got lots. We have their bed a closet, some small stuff as well. Amazing quality for good a good price. Come to think of it all my office furniture is theirs too.

2477 · 03-03-2006, 02:09 PM

Opening week??? You'll never make it out alive

Sarah_Jayne · 03-03-2006, 02:23 PM

last year they were selling a storage bench that was clearly a spanking a-frame style bench. If you look at Ikea carefully you can find some kinky stuff.

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