10 ways to kill your boss - GoFuckYourself.com

Cyndalie · 04-23-2007, 07:20 AM

would like your suggestions please

No particular reason... really..I swear

Ok ok, maybe not KILL....but you know - in general, make life miserable

I wonder if I can rewire his machine to electocute him every time he tries to type, or double clicks his mouse.

I'd hang an anvil over his desk but anvils are just too hard to come by these days.

Maybe line his seat cushion with tacks?
But just under the surface so they are undetectable until one sits down

I need more ideas!

TexasDreams · 04-23-2007, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie

would like your suggestions please

No particular reason... really..I swear

Ok ok, maybe not KILL....but you know - in general, make life miserable

I wonder if I can rewire his machine to electocute him every time he tries to type, or double clicks his mouse.

I'd hang an anvil over his desk but anvils are just too hard to come by these days.

Maybe line his seat cushion with tacks?
But just under the surface so they are undetectable until one sits down

I need more ideas!

eBay is your friend!

http://cgi.ebay.com/129-lb-Peter-Wri...QQcmdZViewItem

Cyndalie · 04-23-2007, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams

eBay is your friend!

http://cgi.ebay.com/129-lb-Peter-Wri...QQcmdZViewItem

Hell no!
96 bucks plust 100 for shipping!
What kind of salary do you think I make? Sheesh.
He will not suffer at MY expense dammit!

Phoenix · 04-23-2007, 07:32 AM

i think back to what my mom taught me.

if i dont have anything nice to say i shouldnt say anything at all

Cyndalie · 04-23-2007, 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

i think back to what my mom taught me.

if i dont have anything nice to say i shouldnt say anything at all

So you're saying you don't have any ideas for practical jokes that cause small amounts of pain and anguish?

TexasDreams · 04-23-2007, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie

Hell no!
96 bucks plust 100 for shipping!
What kind of salary do you think I make? Sheesh.
He will not suffer at MY expense dammit!

Put it on the 12clicks corporate account.

WiredGuy · 04-23-2007, 07:55 AM

Use the corporate card to buy fashion faux-pas'.
WG

Antonio · 04-23-2007, 07:57 AM

gives his secreatary crabs, that'll teach him

lusciousness · 04-23-2007, 07:59 AM

Let me tell you how to kill your boss in 15 ways

Just click here

Big_D · 04-23-2007, 08:01 AM

wow, hrmmm, not sure really what to say

Cyndalie · 04-23-2007, 08:06 AM

I'd vaseline the toilet seat but knowing him he shits standing up.

TheLegacy · 04-23-2007, 08:06 AM

then there is only one way - run into his office - throw your top off and say, "even though we are the same size - MINE GET ME LAID!!!"

Cyndalie · 04-23-2007, 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy

then there is only one way - run into his office - throw your top off and say, "even though we are the same size - MINE GET ME LAID!!!"

Ahh..in other words give him a heart attack...Not bad my friend. Not bad at all.

psili · 04-23-2007, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lusciousness

Let me tell you how to kill your boss in 15 ways

Just click here

The more recent version has 17 ways

http://www.doodie.com/anger_management.php

TheLegacy · 04-23-2007, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie

Ahh..in other words give him a heart attack...Not bad my friend. Not bad at all.

my wife has felt your boobies - nothing to feel bad about or give anyone a heart attack..

Angelo22 · 04-23-2007, 08:36 AM

chair mines work pretty well =D

shoeaholicanon · 04-23-2007, 08:38 AM

I have no comment. I'm guessing - wild guess here - you dont like your boss....

Cyndalie · 04-23-2007, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shoeaholicanon

I have no comment. I'm guessing - wild guess here - you dont like your boss....

does anyone like my boss?

Mediachick · 04-23-2007, 08:54 AM

When Im pissed at mark I just lock a live chicken in his office. Its a passive non-hurtful way to pass him the message. You'd be suprized how a single chicken can do around a desk

Shok · 04-23-2007, 09:01 AM

There is this thing, not sure of the name of it, like Annoyatron or something.

It's this tiny little disc you hide in his office, he will never find it.

It makes a random high pitched noise every 3 to 5 minutes.
It's fucking annoying as hell.
It will drive him insane.

Cyndalie · 04-23-2007, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shok

There is this thing, not sure of the name of it, like Annoyatron or something.

It's this tiny little disc you hide in his office, he will never find it.

It makes a random high pitched noise every 3 to 5 minutes.
It's fucking annoying as hell.
It will drive him insane.

You just gave me a great idea!

TheLegacy · 04-23-2007, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie

does anyone like my boss?

I would like him more if he learned to cuddle every now and then geez

profiteer · 04-23-2007, 09:13 AM

I am my boss!

Cyndalie · 04-23-2007, 09:45 AM

1 office successfully sabotaged

I can't wait for him to get back from lunch

12clicks · 04-23-2007, 05:26 PM

um, that was not cool. My whole office was turned upside down, my dual monitors where swapped, they had lilo and stitch playing on the radio, someone's dying cellphone in the ceiling.
And I give these girls more time off than anyone in the biz.

ungrateful I tell ya.

LittleSassy · 04-23-2007, 05:35 PM

LOL...pics?

LiveDose · 04-23-2007, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie

would like your suggestions please

No particular reason... really..I swear

Ok ok, maybe not KILL....but you know - in general, make life miserable

I wonder if I can rewire his machine to electocute him every time he tries to type, or double clicks his mouse.

I'd hang an anvil over his desk but anvils are just too hard to come by these days.

Maybe line his seat cushion with tacks?
But just under the surface so they are undetectable until one sits down

I need more ideas!

What happened to a good old fashioned bullet to the temple?

minusonebit · 04-23-2007, 07:00 PM

Fuck all this bullshit, just cut his brake lines.

J. Falcon · 04-23-2007, 07:11 PM

I can give you 100 more I've thought of over the years.

irinasp · 04-24-2007, 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie

would like your suggestions please

No particular reason... really..I swear

Ok ok, maybe not KILL....but you know - in general, make life miserable

I wonder if I can rewire his machine to electocute him every time he tries to type, or double clicks his mouse.

I'd hang an anvil over his desk but anvils are just too hard to come by these days.

Maybe line his seat cushion with tacks?
But just under the surface so they are undetectable until one sits down

I need more ideas!

just try to find a good one))

Empress_JoinRightNow · 04-24-2007, 05:07 AM

I nearly stoned my former boss with a flower base...

Cyndalie · 04-24-2007, 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks

um, that was not cool. My whole office was turned upside down, my dual monitors where swapped, they had lilo and stitch playing on the radio, someone's dying cellphone in the ceiling.
And I give these girls more time off than anyone in the biz.

ungrateful I tell ya.

You know you loved it

You forgot to mention the tape lining the floor under your desk, the screwdriver in your chair, the trash in your desk drawer, and..um...

have you found that last thing yet?

nikooo · 04-25-2007, 12:13 AM

i am still thinking......cause i get the best from my boss

04-23-2007, 07:20 AM	#1
Cyndalie Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cherry Hill, NJ Posts: 3,615	10 ways to kill your boss would like your suggestions please No particular reason... really..I swear Ok ok, maybe not KILL....but you know - in general, make life miserable I wonder if I can rewire his machine to electocute him every time he tries to type, or double clicks his mouse. I'd hang an anvil over his desk but anvils are just too hard to come by these days. Maybe line his seat cushion with tacks? But just under the surface so they are undetectable until one sits down I need more ideas! __________________ Cyndalie Marketing Director StoriesTraffic.com

04-23-2007, 07:32 AM	#4
Phoenix BACON BACON BACON Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet Posts: 35,462	i think back to what my mom taught me. if i dont have anything nice to say i shouldnt say anything at all __________________ Skype Phoenixskype1 Telegram PhoenixBrad https://quantads.io

04-23-2007, 07:55 AM	#7
WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,482	Use the corporate card to buy fashion faux-pas'. WG __________________ I play with Google.

04-23-2007, 07:59 AM	#9
lusciousness Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 542	Let me tell you how to kill your boss in 15 ways Just click here __________________ Mainstream and Adult Designer

04-23-2007, 08:06 AM	#11
Cyndalie Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cherry Hill, NJ Posts: 3,615	I'd vaseline the toilet seat but knowing him he shits standing up. __________________ Cyndalie Marketing Director StoriesTraffic.com

04-23-2007, 07:57 AM	#8
Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	gives his secreatary crabs, that'll teach him

04-23-2007, 08:01 AM	#10
Big_D CRAZY MOFUKKA Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,296	wow, hrmmm, not sure really what to say

04-23-2007, 08:06 AM	#12
TheLegacy SEO Connoisseur Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Brantford, Ontario Posts: 17,076	then there is only one way - run into his office - throw your top off and say, "even though we are the same size - MINE GET ME LAID!!!" __________________ SEO Connoisseur Microsoft Teams: Robert Warren SEO Telegram: @TheLegacy54 RobertWarrenSEO.com

04-23-2007, 08:36 AM	#16
Angelo22 Writer Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 3,123	chair mines work pretty well =D __________________ MAKE MORE MONEY FROM YOUR WEB TRAFFIC - 15% BONUS And contact me if you need high quality translating and writing work done - angelo22 (AT) gmail (DOT) com

04-23-2007, 08:38 AM	#17
shoeaholicanon Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 1,003	I have no comment. I'm guessing - wild guess here - you dont like your boss....

04-23-2007, 08:54 AM	#19
Mediachick Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 897	When Im pissed at mark I just lock a live chicken in his office. Its a passive non-hurtful way to pass him the message. You'd be suprized how a single chicken can do around a desk __________________ --MC-- Live High Def Video Chat Converts! ICQ: 276456001 The Complete Live Video Chat Solution

04-23-2007, 09:01 AM	#20
Shok Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: LIVE EVIL Posts: 5,611	There is this thing, not sure of the name of it, like Annoyatron or something. It's this tiny little disc you hide in his office, he will never find it. It makes a random high pitched noise every 3 to 5 minutes. It's fucking annoying as hell. It will drive him insane.

04-23-2007, 09:13 AM	#23
profiteer Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: at my computer Posts: 200	I am my boss!

04-23-2007, 09:45 AM	#24
Cyndalie Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Cherry Hill, NJ Posts: 3,615	1 office successfully sabotaged I can't wait for him to get back from lunch __________________ Cyndalie Marketing Director StoriesTraffic.com

04-23-2007, 05:26 PM	#25
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,788	um, that was not cool. My whole office was turned upside down, my dual monitors where swapped, they had lilo and stitch playing on the radio, someone's dying cellphone in the ceiling. And I give these girls more time off than anyone in the biz. ungrateful I tell ya. __________________ I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

04-23-2007, 05:35 PM	#26
LittleSassy Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Location: behind you Posts: 7,402	LOL...pics? __________________ Proadultoutsourcing.com ~ version 2.0 OFFSHORE SOLUTIONS PROVIDER SINCE 2003 ACCOUNT EXECUTIVE 264-580-554

04-23-2007, 07:00 PM	#28
minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	Fuck all this bullshit, just cut his brake lines.

04-23-2007, 07:11 PM	#29
J. Falcon www.AdultCopywriters.com Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 31,618	I can give you 100 more I've thought of over the years. __________________ Adult Copywriters SEO Content for Porn Sites sales at adultcopywriters dot com

04-24-2007, 05:07 AM	#31
Empress_JoinRightNow Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,207	I nearly stoned my former boss with a flower base... __________________

04-25-2007, 12:13 AM	#33
nikooo Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,199	i am still thinking......cause i get the best from my boss __________________ ----- Blog Themes for $49 ----- ------ INSTANT DELIVERY ------