10 ways to kill your boss
 

would like your suggestions please

No particular reason... really..I swear :upsidedow

Ok ok, maybe not KILL....but you know - in general, make life miserable



I wonder if I can rewire his machine to electocute him every time he tries to type, or double clicks his mouse.

I'd hang an anvil over his desk but anvils are just too hard to come by these days.

Maybe line his seat cushion with tacks?
But just under the surface so they are undetectable until one sits down :1orglaugh


I need more ideas!

eBay is your friend! :)

http://cgi.ebay.com/129-lb-Peter-Wri...QQcmdZViewItem

:thumbsup

Hell no!
96 bucks plust 100 for shipping!
What kind of salary do you think I make? Sheesh.
He will not suffer at MY expense dammit!

i think back to what my mom taught me.

if i dont have anything nice to say i shouldnt say anything at all

So you're saying you don't have any ideas for practical jokes that cause small amounts of pain and anguish?

Put it on the 12clicks corporate account. :1orglaugh

Use the corporate card to buy fashion faux-pas'.
WG

gives his secreatary crabs, that'll teach him

Let me tell you how to kill your boss in 15 ways

Just click here

:thumbsup

wow, hrmmm, not sure really what to say

I'd vaseline the toilet seat but knowing him he shits standing up.

then there is only one way - run into his office - throw your top off and say, "even though we are the same size - MINE GET ME LAID!!!"

Ahh..in other words give him a heart attack...Not bad my friend. Not bad at all.

The more recent version has 17 ways :)

http://www.doodie.com/anger_management.php

my wife has felt your boobies - nothing to feel bad about or give anyone a heart attack..

chair mines work pretty well =D

I have no comment. I'm guessing - wild guess here - you dont like your boss....

does anyone like my boss? :winkwink:

When Im pissed at mark I just lock a live chicken in his office. Its a passive non-hurtful way to pass him the message. You'd be suprized how a single chicken can do around a desk :)

There is this thing, not sure of the name of it, like Annoyatron or something.

It's this tiny little disc you hide in his office, he will never find it.

It makes a random high pitched noise every 3 to 5 minutes.
It's fucking annoying as hell.
It will drive him insane.

You just gave me a great idea!

I would like him more if he learned to cuddle every now and then geez :(


http://www.unionoflove.com/cards/images/m_cuddle.jpg

I am my boss!

1 office successfully sabotaged :)
I can't wait for him to get back from lunch

um, that was not cool. My whole office was turned upside down, my dual monitors where swapped, they had lilo and stitch playing on the radio, someone's dying cellphone in the ceiling.
And I give these girls more time off than anyone in the biz.

ungrateful I tell ya.

LOL...pics?

What happened to a good old fashioned bullet to the temple?

Fuck all this bullshit, just cut his brake lines.

I can give you 100 more I've thought of over the years.

just try to find a good one))

I nearly stoned my former boss with a flower base...

You know you loved it :)

You forgot to mention the tape lining the floor under your desk, the screwdriver in your chair, the trash in your desk drawer, and..um...

have you found that last thing yet? :1orglaugh

i am still thinking......cause i get the best from my boss