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10 ways to kill your boss

04-23-2007, 06:20 AM

would like your suggestions please

No particular reason... really..I swear

Ok ok, maybe not KILL....but you know - in general, make life miserable

I wonder if I can rewire his machine to electocute him every time he tries to type, or double clicks his mouse.

I'd hang an anvil over his desk but anvils are just too hard to come by these days.

Maybe line his seat cushion with tacks?
But just under the surface so they are undetectable until one sits down

I need more ideas!

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04-23-2007, 06:28 AM

Originally posted by Cyndalie

would like your suggestions please

No particular reason... really..I swear

Ok ok, maybe not KILL....but you know - in general, make life miserable

I wonder if I can rewire his machine to electocute him every time he tries to type, or double clicks his mouse.

I'd hang an anvil over his desk but anvils are just too hard to come by these days.

Maybe line his seat cushion with tacks?
But just under the surface so they are undetectable until one sits down

I need more ideas!

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04-23-2007, 06:31 AM

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Hell no!
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What kind of salary do you think I make? Sheesh.
He will not suffer at MY expense dammit!

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04-23-2007, 06:32 AM

i think back to what my mom taught me.

if i dont have anything nice to say i shouldnt say anything at all

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04-23-2007, 06:36 AM

Originally posted by Phoenix

i think back to what my mom taught me.

if i dont have anything nice to say i shouldnt say anything at all

So you're saying you don't have any ideas for practical jokes that cause small amounts of pain and anguish?

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04-23-2007, 06:38 AM

Originally posted by Cyndalie

Hell no!
96 bucks plust 100 for shipping!
What kind of salary do you think I make? Sheesh.
He will not suffer at MY expense dammit!

Put it on the 12clicks corporate account.

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04-23-2007, 06:55 AM

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04-23-2007, 06:57 AM

gives his secreatary crabs, that'll teach him
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04-23-2007, 06:59 AM

Let me tell you how to kill your boss in 15 ways

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04-23-2007, 07:01 AM

wow, hrmmm, not sure really what to say
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04-23-2007, 07:06 AM

I'd vaseline the toilet seat but knowing him he shits standing up.

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04-23-2007, 07:06 AM

then there is only one way - run into his office - throw your top off and say, "even though we are the same size - MINE GET ME LAID!!!"

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04-23-2007, 07:07 AM

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then there is only one way - run into his office - throw your top off and say, "even though we are the same size - MINE GET ME LAID!!!"

Ahh..in other words give him a heart attack...Not bad my friend. Not bad at all.

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04-23-2007, 07:13 AM

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04-23-2007, 07:16 AM

Originally posted by Cyndalie

Ahh..in other words give him a heart attack...Not bad my friend. Not bad at all.

my wife has felt your boobies - nothing to feel bad about or give anyone a heart attack..

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04-23-2007, 07:36 AM

chair mines work pretty well =D

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04-23-2007, 07:38 AM

I have no comment. I'm guessing - wild guess here - you dont like your boss....
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04-23-2007, 07:49 AM

Originally posted by shoeaholicanon

I have no comment. I'm guessing - wild guess here - you dont like your boss....

does anyone like my boss?

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04-23-2007, 07:54 AM

When Im pissed at mark I just lock a live chicken in his office. Its a passive non-hurtful way to pass him the message. You'd be suprized how a single chicken can do around a desk

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04-23-2007, 08:01 AM

There is this thing, not sure of the name of it, like Annoyatron or something.

It's this tiny little disc you hide in his office, he will never find it.

It makes a random high pitched noise every 3 to 5 minutes.
It's fucking annoying as hell.
It will drive him insane.
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04-23-2007, 08:10 AM

Originally posted by Shok

There is this thing, not sure of the name of it, like Annoyatron or something.

It's this tiny little disc you hide in his office, he will never find it.

It makes a random high pitched noise every 3 to 5 minutes.
It's fucking annoying as hell.
It will drive him insane.

You just gave me a great idea!

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04-23-2007, 08:11 AM

Originally posted by Cyndalie

does anyone like my boss?

I would like him more if he learned to cuddle every now and then geez

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04-23-2007, 08:13 AM

I am my boss!
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04-23-2007, 08:45 AM

1 office successfully sabotaged
I can't wait for him to get back from lunch

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04-23-2007, 04:26 PM

um, that was not cool. My whole office was turned upside down, my dual monitors where swapped, they had lilo and stitch playing on the radio, someone's dying cellphone in the ceiling.
And I give these girls more time off than anyone in the biz.

ungrateful I tell ya.

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04-23-2007, 04:35 PM

LOL...pics?

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04-23-2007, 04:46 PM

Originally posted by Cyndalie

would like your suggestions please

No particular reason... really..I swear

Ok ok, maybe not KILL....but you know - in general, make life miserable

I wonder if I can rewire his machine to electocute him every time he tries to type, or double clicks his mouse.

I'd hang an anvil over his desk but anvils are just too hard to come by these days.

Maybe line his seat cushion with tacks?
But just under the surface so they are undetectable until one sits down

I need more ideas!

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04-23-2007, 06:00 PM

Fuck all this bullshit, just cut his brake lines.
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04-23-2007, 06:11 PM

I can give you 100 more I've thought of over the years.

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04-24-2007, 02:38 AM

Originally posted by Cyndalie

would like your suggestions please

No particular reason... really..I swear

Ok ok, maybe not KILL....but you know - in general, make life miserable

I wonder if I can rewire his machine to electocute him every time he tries to type, or double clicks his mouse.

I'd hang an anvil over his desk but anvils are just too hard to come by these days.

Maybe line his seat cushion with tacks?
But just under the surface so they are undetectable until one sits down

I need more ideas!

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04-24-2007, 04:07 AM

I nearly stoned my former boss with a flower base...
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04-24-2007, 05:16 AM

Originally posted by 12clicks

um, that was not cool. My whole office was turned upside down, my dual monitors where swapped, they had lilo and stitch playing on the radio, someone's dying cellphone in the ceiling.
And I give these girls more time off than anyone in the biz.

ungrateful I tell ya.

You know you loved it

You forgot to mention the tape lining the floor under your desk, the screwdriver in your chair, the trash in your desk drawer, and..um...

have you found that last thing yet?

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04-24-2007, 11:13 PM

i am still thinking......cause i get the best from my boss

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