A very DAGEROUS Virus Warning!!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

Aussie Rebel · 04-23-2002, 08:56 PM

WARNING !! WARNING !! WARNING !!
WARNING !! WARNING !! WARNING !!
Read this warning
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately.
Do not open it.
Apparently, this one is pretty nasty.
It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also
delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes
the stripes on all your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code,
screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to
scratch any CD's you attempt to play. If you drive a Ford, it will
start missing like a Chevy. It will program your phone auto dial to
call only your mother-in-law's number. This virus will mix antifreeze into
your fish tank. It will drink all your beer. For god's sake, are you
listening?
It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are
expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair
with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind
your back and billing your Visa card. It will cause you to run with
scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun when someone loses an
eye.
It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to
passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings that grossly
change
the interpretations of key sentences. If the "Badtimes" message is opened in
a Windows 95/98
environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer
plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove
the forbidden
tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk
with whole milk.
PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN!
If you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so hard
that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you,
sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Please
Send, send, send, send, and send!

Cheers
Aussie Rebel

Amputate Your Head · 04-23-2002, 08:57 PM

format c:

TheDr · 04-23-2002, 09:03 PM

http://www.symantec.com/avcenter/ven...imes-hoax.html

Aussie Rebel · 04-23-2002, 09:06 PM

It's a joke, I only posted it for a laugh

TheDr · 04-23-2002, 09:10 PM

my bad, didn't read the whole thing

Aussie Rebel · 04-23-2002, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheDr
my bad, didn't read the whole thing

No prob, but if you read it, it is quite funny

vidsweb · 04-23-2002, 09:49 PM

Sweet merciful jesus, I just laughed so hard reading that.

Damn, that was some funny shite!

bawdy · 04-23-2002, 09:59 PM

did someone release a song with that as the lyrics not to long ago?

Aussie Rebel · 04-23-2002, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bawdy
did someone release a song with that as the lyrics not to long ago?

Dunno,

but if they did post the link here so I can download it
Thanks
Aussie Rebel

FlyingIguana · 04-23-2002, 10:17 PM

u forgot the part about your nuts falling off

SNOW · 04-23-2002, 10:21 PM

That was funny

Kimmykim · 04-23-2002, 10:36 PM

Whats a dagerous?

Sticks · 04-23-2002, 10:48 PM

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Whats a dagerous?
------------

it's a misspellling of "dag's R Us" - a group of Nerds who hang out.

RedShoe · 04-23-2002, 10:54 PM

If you guys ever met Aussie Rebel, you wouldn't make fun of his spelling. He looks like he may have kicked a few asses in his day, yet he also looks very laid back and cool.

I, on the other hand, am disgusted at the look of myself. I am grotesque... I am RedShoe

Aussie Rebel · 04-23-2002, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
Whats a dagerous?

Sorry Kimmykim I forgot that you were the spelling police,
Whats a dagerous? It's a typo

Aussie Rebel · 04-23-2002, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
If you guys ever met Aussie Rebel, you wouldn't make fun of his spelling. He looks like he may have kicked a few asses in his day, yet he also looks very laid back and cool.

I, on the other hand, am disgusted at the look of myself. I am grotesque... I am RedShoe

Turboface · 04-23-2002, 11:22 PM

I just spent the last half hour coming up with a long, clever post for this string - and when I submitted it, it told me I had too many Smilies to post. So, I hit 'back' on my browser only to see all my text gone from the form!!

Aussie Rebel · 04-23-2002, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Turboface
I just spent the last half hour coming up with a long, clever post for this string - and when I submitted it, it told me I had too many Smilies to post. So, I hit 'back' on my browser only to see all my text gone from the form!!

type in note pad copy & paste when your writting big posts

Turboface · 04-23-2002, 11:28 PM

Trust me - I will from now on!

I wish I had it in me to retype the whole thing over again, but I fear that I have had one too many beers tonight

Aussie Rebel · 04-23-2002, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Turboface
Trust me - I will from now on!

I wish I had it in me to retype the whole thing over again, but I fear that I have had one too many beers tonight

I know what you mean by the one too many beers it happens to me daily

Hot Tropical Babes · 04-24-2002, 12:18 AM

I think I may have this virus~~~~!!!

Turboface · 04-24-2002, 12:21 AM

Are you referring to the virus discussed in this thread - or the beer virus?

Aussie Rebel · 04-24-2002, 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Turboface
Are you referring to the virus discussed in this thread - or the beer virus?

I'm talking about always haveing one too many beers a day.
Most nights when I finish working I'm that drunk I dont remember going to bed

Turboface · 04-24-2002, 01:23 AM

I'm going out on a limb here - but I'm guessing you're in Australia.

I'm in the US (Philly) - It's 4:25am here, and I'm loaded. Actually, I'm gonna crash real soon. But, what time is it there now? I guess 12hrs difference?

Aussie Rebel · 04-24-2002, 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Turboface
I'm going out on a limb here - but I'm guessing you're in Australia.

I'm in the US (Philly) - It's 4:25am here, and I'm loaded. Actually, I'm gonna crash real soon. But, what time is it there now? I guess 12hrs difference?

Yes I am in Australia and it's 6:42pm

JackFoley · 04-24-2002, 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bawdy
did someone release a song with that as the lyrics not to long ago?

Yes, the band is called Laika, and Aussie Rebel, here is the link:

http://www.toastdesign.com/mp3/Laika...s/Badtimes.mp3

The song is okay, definitely not Laika's best, but it's kinda funny with that e-mail message as the lyrics.

04-23-2002, 08:56 PM	#1
Aussie Rebel Blow Me U Geeks Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Maximum Security Posts: 5,108	A very DAGEROUS Virus Warning!!!! WARNING !! WARNING !! WARNING !! WARNING !! WARNING !! WARNING !! Read this warning If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently, this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on all your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. If you drive a Ford, it will start missing like a Chevy. It will program your phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's number. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer. For god's sake, are you listening? It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing your Visa card. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun when someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings that grossly change the interpretations of key sentences. If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN! If you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Please Send, send, send, send, and send! Cheers Aussie Rebel

04-23-2002, 10:54 PM	#14
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04-23-2002, 08:57 PM	#2
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04-23-2002, 09:06 PM	#4
Aussie Rebel Blow Me U Geeks Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Maximum Security Posts: 5,108	It's a joke, I only posted it for a laugh

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TheDr Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: CO, USA Posts: 108	my bad, didn't read the whole thing

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vidsweb Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Pornland Posts: 698	Sweet merciful jesus, I just laughed so hard reading that. Damn, that was some funny shite!

04-23-2002, 09:59 PM	#8
bawdy Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,424	did someone release a song with that as the lyrics not to long ago?

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FlyingIguana aspiring banker Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: toronto Posts: 10,870	u forgot the part about your nuts falling off

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Sticks Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sydney, AUSTRALIA Posts: 91	------------ Whats a dagerous? ------------ it's a misspellling of "dag's R Us" - a group of Nerds who hang out.

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04-24-2002, 01:23 AM	#24
Turboface Back in Black Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 9,976	I'm going out on a limb here - but I'm guessing you're in Australia. I'm in the US (Philly) - It's 4:25am here, and I'm loaded. Actually, I'm gonna crash real soon. But, what time is it there now? I guess 12hrs difference? __________________ Search Engine Optimization Services for Adult Sites