WARNING !! WARNING !! WARNING !!
WARNING !! WARNING !! WARNING !!
Read this warning
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately.
Do not open it.
Apparently, this one is pretty nasty.
It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also
delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes
the stripes on all your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code,
screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to
scratch any CD's you attempt to play. If you drive a Ford, it will
start missing like a Chevy. It will program your phone auto dial to
call only your mother-in-law's number. This virus will mix antifreeze into
your fish tank. It will drink all your beer. For god's sake, are you
listening?
It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are
expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair
with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind
your back and billing your Visa card. It will cause you to run with
scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun when someone loses an
eye.
It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to
passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings that grossly
change
the interpretations of key sentences. If the "Badtimes" message is opened in
a Windows 95/98
environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer
plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove
the forbidden
tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk
with whole milk.
PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN!
If you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so hard
that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you,
sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Please
Send, send, send, send, and send!
Cheers
Aussie Rebel