A very DAGEROUS Virus Warning!!!!
 

WARNING !! WARNING !! WARNING !!
WARNING !! WARNING !! WARNING !!
Read this warning
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately.
Do not open it.
Apparently, this one is pretty nasty.
It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also
delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes
the stripes on all your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code,
screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to
scratch any CD's you attempt to play. If you drive a Ford, it will
start missing like a Chevy. It will program your phone auto dial to
call only your mother-in-law's number. This virus will mix antifreeze into
your fish tank. It will drink all your beer. For god's sake, are you
listening?
It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are
expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair
with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind
your back and billing your Visa card. It will cause you to run with
scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun when someone loses an
eye.
It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to
passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings that grossly
change
the interpretations of key sentences. If the "Badtimes" message is opened in
a Windows 95/98
environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer
plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove
the forbidden
tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk
with whole milk.
PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN!
If you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so hard
that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you,
sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Please
Send, send, send, send, and send! :thumbsup

Cheers
Aussie Rebel

format c:

It's a joke, I only posted it for a laugh

my bad, didn't read the whole thing :)

No prob, but if you read it, it is quite funny

Sweet merciful jesus, I just laughed so hard reading that.

Damn, that was some funny shite!

did someone release a song with that as the lyrics not to long ago?

Dunno,

but if they did post the link here so I can download it
Thanks
Aussie Rebel

u forgot the part about your nuts falling off

That was funny :)

Whats a dagerous?

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Whats a dagerous?
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it's a misspellling of "dag's R Us" - a group of Nerds who hang out.

If you guys ever met Aussie Rebel, you wouldn't make fun of his spelling. He looks like he may have kicked a few asses in his day, yet he also looks very laid back and cool.

I, on the other hand, am disgusted at the look of myself. I am grotesque... I am RedShoe

Sorry Kimmykim I forgot that you were the spelling police,
Whats a dagerous? It's a typo

:thumbsup

I just spent the last half hour coming up with a long, clever post for this string - and when I submitted it, it told me I had too many Smilies to post. So, I hit 'back' on my browser only to see all my text gone from the form!!

:eek7

type in note pad copy & paste when your writting big posts

Trust me - I will from now on!

I wish I had it in me to retype the whole thing over again, but I fear that I have had one too many beers tonight :Oh crap

I know what you mean by the one too many beers it happens to me daily:thumbsup

I think I may have this virus~~~~!!!:helpme

Are you referring to the virus discussed in this thread - or the beer virus?


:drinkup

I'm talking about always haveing one too many beers a day.
Most nights when I finish working I'm that drunk I dont remember going to bed

I'm going out on a limb here - but I'm guessing you're in Australia.

I'm in the US (Philly) - It's 4:25am here, and I'm loaded. Actually, I'm gonna crash real soon. But, what time is it there now? I guess 12hrs difference?

Yes I am in Australia and it's 6:42pm

Yes, the band is called Laika, and Aussie Rebel, here is the link:

http://www.toastdesign.com/mp3/Laika...s/Badtimes.mp3

The song is okay, definitely not Laika's best, but it's kinda funny with that e-mail message as the lyrics.