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04-23-2002, 11:51 AM
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Anyone like riddles?
If you read you know these...
A box without key, lock or lid. But inside a golden treasure is hid. What is it? or... If you speak my name I no longer exist. Got any I haven't heard?
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04-23-2002, 11:53 AM
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04-23-2002, 11:53 AM
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I plump for 'silence' in the 2nd one
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04-23-2002, 11:57 AM
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i have 1
if a tree falls in the forest and there is no 1 there...does it make a sound? hehe |
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04-23-2002, 11:59 AM
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Good y'all can read...
Ok...try this one on...its pretty popular... you walk down a road and come to a fork a sign says that one road leads to heaven and one leads to hell. but doesn't specify which. at the entrance to each road stands a demon. the same sign says one will always lie and one will always tell the truth. but again it doesn't specify which... you may ask each demon only one question each and it must be the same question what is the one question that will get you to heaven?
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04-23-2002, 12:04 PM
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don't make me start giving away prizes...
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04-23-2002, 12:05 PM
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you ask them
"where will the other 1 say the door to heavn is" it's kind hard to explain it in English... if you ask the lier 1 then he knows that the other 1 will show the right door...so he'll point on the door to hell when you'll ask the 1 that tells the truth then he'll know that the other 1 will lie so he must point on the door to hell as well so no matter who you ask you should choose the other door |
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04-23-2002, 12:13 PM
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Okay...well the box with the golden treasure is a voice box
and of course...the other answer is silence. :-) |
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04-23-2002, 12:22 PM
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very good babehunter...
ok now we'll get a little harder... At night they come without being fetched, And by day they are lost without being stolen.
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04-23-2002, 12:23 PM
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Sniper,
Read FATpad's reply...
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04-23-2002, 12:25 PM
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04-23-2002, 12:30 PM
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You're good...
Ok...what reflects like a mirror but can never be seen?
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04-23-2002, 12:39 PM
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You can see light...
Does anyone have some for me??? *sniffle* I want one, I want one...
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04-23-2002, 12:45 PM
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An echo
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04-23-2002, 12:46 PM
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ok...i'll try to translate 1...
A guy wants to send a some stuff in a box to his friend who live in a diffrent city...it can be sent only on the ground...they road is full with criminals so if it's not locked it will get stolen...so he puts a lock on it and sends to his friend...now...how can the friend get what's inside the box (without braking or damaging the lock/box) |
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04-23-2002, 12:47 PM
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If coast is spelled C-O-A-S-T, and roast is spelled R-O-A-S-T, and most is spelled M-O-S-T, then how do you spell what you put in a toaster?
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04-23-2002, 12:53 PM
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BruceM....BINGO!
BabeHunter...the friend can mail him the key...that may not be it but it'd work... here's a good one...kinda... You are in a cold house in the winter....It is dark....You have one match...There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove... Which do you light first?
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and why answer that that is already answered?
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B-R-E-A-D Amp, Why the new nick?
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BabeHunter,
You may have stumped me...is there a play on any words in the riddles' original translation that may have not translated? Hints?
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04-23-2002, 01:18 PM
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There is a common English word that is nine letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word - from nine letters right down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?
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Ok here goes one
You are in a dark room with no door and no windows, all that is in the room other than you is a 2 by 4 and a mirror.. how do u get out? bunky
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Okay I have something everyone should try with the one they love...it isnt a riddle but a test.
DON"T CHEAT JUST FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS BELOW STEP BY STEP. No need to read the whole post before trying this little test. Read this phrase ten times out loud. Say the word first then spell it out....remember do this out lound nice an clear. POTS P - O - T - S Say it TEN TIMES OUT LOUD..... over and over again. As soon as you are done.... Answer the following question and say it out loud again... What do you do when you come to a green light? |
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I didn't realize you had a communicator in the room with you...you left that part out bunky...
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bunky...look away from the mirror...
now on to the english word one...
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04-23-2002, 01:39 PM
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OOOOOOOOOOH....that's fucking good...
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nope thats not it..try again or do u want the answer? bunky
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Startling - starting - staring - string - sting - sing - sin - in ? I
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04-23-2002, 01:49 PM
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Bunky,
Is there another answer other than amadman's?
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answer to my riddle is:
Look in the mirror and see what u saw.. take the saw cut the 2 by 4 in half.. two halfs make a hole.. crawl out the hole i remember'd that from 6th grade haha bunky
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Heard this one Hoax?
A boy has a tiger, a goat, and some greens that he must take into town to be sold. To get to town he must cross a river. He cannot go around, under, or fly over the river. He must cross the river with a raft and he can only take ONE thing or animal at a time with him across. However, he cannot leave the tiger with the goat because the goat will get eaten and he cannot leave the goat with the greens as the greens will get eaten. The only two that can be left together are the tiger and the greens. The boy can make as many trips as he wishes and we assume that nothing gets eaten when the boy is with them. How does the boy get all of his cargo including himself across the river safely?
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I prefer riddle's where logic prevails...creative, but I doubt I'll add it to my repetoire...
try this one... What happened in 1961 that will not happen again for over 4000 years?
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put the tiger and the greens on the raft and push it across while fuckin the goat to provide a thrust to keep the raft going?
bunky i really dunno
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First he takes the goat across...then he takes the tiger and brings back the goat and swaps it for the greens...then he returns for the greens...
I'm still trying to figure out the dooozy babehunter dropped on me...
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I'm stumped on the 1961 one.
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 the boy, tiger, and goat one can also be: The boy takes the goat across the river leaving the tiger and the greens together...leaves the goat there, comes back....gets the greens and takes them across the river....then leaves the greens there and takes the goat back with him....leaves the goat on the original side of the riverbank and gets the tiger and brings it across, leaving it on the other side with the greens, then goes back for the goat.
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locked box one, just ask his friends for the combination to the lock.
duh... A man and his son are riding along in a car and get into a terrible accident, the father dies, the son is taken to the hospital. The doctor that is working that night says: "I cant operate that man, because he is my son." how is that possible?
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