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darksoft · 04-26-2002, 11:37 AM

3 total... one son and 2 daughters

-=HOAX=- · 04-26-2002, 11:38 AM

Darksoft...oops...that was a typo...but it got answered by railz...

Brian911 · 04-26-2002, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RK
Yes, it's yesterday,today and tomorrow and 15 minutes.

A bottle and a cork together cost $1.50. The bottle costs $1.00 more than the cork. How much does each cost?

bottle $1.25
cork $0.25

darksoft · 04-26-2002, 11:40 AM

shit, should be 5... 2 sons and 3 daughters

darksoft · 04-26-2002, 11:40 AM

nope that ain't it either... I suck at this ;)

-=HOAX=- · 04-26-2002, 11:41 AM

nope....

darksoft · 04-26-2002, 11:42 AM

Fuck, it's 7... 4 girls and 3 boys

Brian911 · 04-26-2002, 11:42 AM

just the 1 daughter

Muffy · 04-26-2002, 11:43 AM

4 daughters and 3 sons

-=HOAX=- · 04-26-2002, 11:44 AM

Darksoft got it first...click da sig darksoft...

darksoft · 04-26-2002, 11:45 AM

DAMN! I fonally won something! WOOHOO!

Brian911 · 04-26-2002, 11:46 AM

I still dont get it lol

stangster · 04-26-2002, 11:55 AM

A frog falls into a 10ft deep empty water well.

The frog can jump up on the wall 3 feet at a time but slides down 2 feet each time.

How many jumps before he's OUT?

-=HOAX=- · 04-26-2002, 11:55 AM

The next red riddle will come at 235 posts...

in the mean time...

It cannot be seen,cannot be felt...
cannot be heard, cannot be smelt...
it lies behind stars and under hills...
and empty holes it fills...

darksoft · 04-26-2002, 12:01 PM

Stangster, 8 jumps

darksoft · 04-26-2002, 12:02 PM

Either darkness or nothing for HOAX's riddle

stangster · 04-26-2002, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by darksoft
Stangster, 8 jumps

yep..

next - How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

-=HOAX=- · 04-26-2002, 12:07 PM

Damn Darksoft yer on a roll...

try this one on....

Dies half its life
lives the rest
dances without music
breathes without breath

Stangster,

LOL!

darksoft · 04-26-2002, 12:07 PM

darksoft · 04-26-2002, 12:07 PM

or 3 if you go by the owl on that OLD commerical ;)

Krille · 04-26-2002, 12:09 PM

stangster · 04-26-2002, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by darksoft
or 3 if you go by the owl on that OLD commerical ;)

Damn...

U're old school like me!

darksoft · 04-26-2002, 12:09 PM

Only thing I can think of that breathes without breath is wine... or the wind

darksoft · 04-26-2002, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stangster

Damn...

U're old school like me!

heheheh I remember that one when I was a kid... saw it on TV the other day... freaked me out

-=HOAX=- · 04-26-2002, 12:12 PM

nope...not air or wine...

darksoft · 04-26-2002, 12:14 PM

a tree

-=HOAX=- · 04-26-2002, 12:22 PM

Damn darksoft....you're the shit...

They have not flesh nor feathers, nor scales nor bone; but they do have fingers and thumbs of their own.

SilverTab · 04-26-2002, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Damn darksoft....you're the shit...

They have not flesh nor feathers, nor scales nor bone; but they do have fingers and thumbs of their own.

Gloves ???

-=HOAX=- · 04-26-2002, 12:37 PM

Damn I need better riddles...

At a local bar, three friends, Mr. Green, Mr. Red and Mr. Blue, were having a drink. One man was wearing a red suit; one a green suit; and the other a blue suit. "Have you noticed," said the man the blue suit, "that although our suits have colors corresponding to our names, not one of us is wearing a suit that matches our own names?" Mr. Red looked at the other two and said, "You're absolutely correct."

What color suit is each man wearing?

sorry...sheesh.

stangster · 04-26-2002, 12:40 PM

is that all to the riddle?

FuqALot · 04-26-2002, 12:41 PM

Yeah... I don't even know the question, how can I know the answer then or maybe the question is the answer.

B.Diker · 04-26-2002, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
An old man said to a young man, "I have a daughter. She has as many brothers as she has sisters. Each one of her brothers has twice as many sisters as he has brothers. How many sons and daughters do I have?"

Who's next?

this is the Riddle

SilverTab · 04-26-2002, 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Damn I need better riddles...

At a local bar, three friends, Mr. Green, Mr. Red and Mr. Blue, were having a drink. One man was wearing a red suit; one a green suit; and the other a blue suit. "Have you noticed," said the man the blue suit, "that although our suits have colors corresponding to our names, not one of us is wearing a suit that matches our own names?" Mr. Red looked at the other two and said, "You're absolutely correct."

What color suit is each man wearing?

sorry...sheesh.

Mr green has the blue suit
Mr Red has the green suit
and mr blue the red suit

FuqALot · 04-26-2002, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SilverTab

Mr green has the blue suit
Mr Red has the green suit
and mr green the red suit

Cool. Mr green has blue and red. Go edit your post

.

SilverTab · 04-26-2002, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FuqALot

Cool. Mr green has blue and red. Go edit your post .

Done..

Thanks !

stangster · 04-26-2002, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SilverTab
Mr green has the blue suit
Mr Red has the green suit
and mr blue the red suit

How come..

green cant be red
red cant be blue &
blue be green?

-=HOAX=- · 04-26-2002, 12:54 PM

So wait who won that one?

stangster · 04-26-2002, 12:56 PM

The answer is:

They're all wearing the correct colors.

It's just that Mr Blue & Mr Red are color blind.

Brian911 · 04-26-2002, 12:56 PM

hmmm hoax do you really want to give prizes to the one who can look things up the fastest in a search engine and type at a reasonable speed WITHOUT ANY explaination even?

SilverTab · 04-26-2002, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
Damn I need better riddles...

At a local bar, three friends, Mr. Green, Mr. Red and Mr. Blue, were having a drink. One man was wearing a red suit; one a green suit; and the other a blue suit. "Have you noticed," said the man the blue suit, "that although our suits have colors corresponding to our names, not one of us is wearing a suit that matches our own names?" Mr. Red looked at the other two and said, "You're absolutely correct."

What color suit is each man wearing?

sorry...sheesh.

Well the first one who talks can't be Mr. Blue since his suit his blue...and it can't be Mr. Red cuz Mr. Red is the one who talks next so I tought it could only be Mr. Green...So I did the rest by deduction....

FuqALot · 04-26-2002, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SilverTab

Well the first one who talks can't be Mr. Blue since his suit his blue...and it can't be Mr. Red cuz Mr. Red is the one who talks next so I tought it could only be Mr. Green...So I did the rest by deduction....

Ah hahah I finally get it now

.

SilverTab · 04-26-2002, 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FuqALot

Ah hahah I finally get it now .

Hehe it's a little bit like the einstein's riddle but a lot easier

Took me an hour to find the damn einstein riddle yesterday....

SilverTab · 04-26-2002, 01:45 PM

Ok here's one for you:
There a room with 3 light bulbs in it.
Outside this room there are 3 switches.
You can't see inside the room when you are outside (duh...)
You have to mess with the switches to find out which switch goes with which light BUT when you enter the room you can only leave ONE light on....
How will you proceed?

zip · 04-26-2002, 01:54 PM

Turn one light on for a few minutes.
Turn it off.
Turn another one on.
Go into the room. You can feel the one that has been on (HOT) and the other one is lit (or not)

SilverTab · 04-26-2002, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by zip
Turn one light on for a few minutes.
Turn it off.
Turn another one on.
Go into the room. You can feel the one that has been on (HOT) and the other one is lit (or not)

That's it !

Congrats!

-=HOAX=- · 04-26-2002, 02:23 PM

Brian911,

well I personally like riddles...I've seen things given away for alot easier. I enjoy the challenge of not resorting to an SE...

I tell you what I will write a riddle of my own that will not be located on any SE...

It will be the last riddle and it will gain the winner TWO cd's of content...sound good to you?

GMS Stephanie · 04-26-2002, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrGuile
locked box one, just ask his friends for the combination to the lock.

duh...

A man and his son are riding along in a car and get into a terrible accident, the father dies, the son is taken to the hospital. The doctor that is working that night says: "I cant operate that man, because he is my son."

how is that possible?

This is fun.

The doctor is his mother. :}

-=HOAX=- · 04-26-2002, 02:47 PM

Snow white invites the seven dwarves over for dinner...She is a very attentive and speedy hostess.

3 of the dwarfs have roast beef and cow's ball's for their first course...and 4 of them have goat cock and spinach salad for their first course. They all finish at once and all ask for more...

What and in How much time will Snow White serve them next?

Krille · 04-26-2002, 03:01 PM

wouldnt that depend on what day it is?

-=HOAX=- · 04-26-2002, 03:02 PM

uhm....no...

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-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	Darksoft...oops...that was a typo...but it got answered by railz... __________________ Insert Value Here.

04-26-2002, 11:41 AM	#206
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	nope.... __________________ Insert Value Here.

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Brian911 Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 654	just the 1 daughter __________________ - Brian [ a directive occured while processing this error ]

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-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	Darksoft got it first...click da sig darksoft... __________________ Insert Value Here.

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Brian911 Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 654	I still dont get it lol __________________ - Brian [ a directive occured while processing this error ]

04-26-2002, 11:37 AM	#201
darksoft Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: BumFuck Ohio Posts: 768	3 total... one son and 2 daughters

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darksoft Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: BumFuck Ohio Posts: 768	shit, should be 5... 2 sons and 3 daughters

04-26-2002, 11:40 AM	#205
darksoft Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: BumFuck Ohio Posts: 768	nope that ain't it either... I suck at this ;)

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darksoft Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: BumFuck Ohio Posts: 768	Fuck, it's 7... 4 girls and 3 boys

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Muffy Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Toronto and Italy Posts: 494	4 daughters and 3 sons

04-26-2002, 11:45 AM	#211
darksoft Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: BumFuck Ohio Posts: 768	DAMN! I fonally won something! WOOHOO!

04-26-2002, 11:55 AM	#213
stangster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: SoCal Posts: 1,126	A frog falls into a 10ft deep empty water well. The frog can jump up on the wall 3 feet at a time but slides down 2 feet each time. How many jumps before he's OUT?

04-26-2002, 11:55 AM	#214
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	The next red riddle will come at 235 posts... in the mean time... It cannot be seen,cannot be felt... cannot be heard, cannot be smelt... it lies behind stars and under hills... and empty holes it fills... __________________ Insert Value Here.

04-26-2002, 12:01 PM	#215
darksoft Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: BumFuck Ohio Posts: 768	Stangster, 8 jumps

04-26-2002, 12:02 PM	#216
darksoft Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: BumFuck Ohio Posts: 768	Either darkness or nothing for HOAX's riddle

04-26-2002, 12:07 PM	#218
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	Damn Darksoft yer on a roll... try this one on.... Dies half its life lives the rest dances without music breathes without breath Stangster, LOL! __________________ Insert Value Here.

04-26-2002, 12:07 PM	#219
darksoft Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: BumFuck Ohio Posts: 768	1 ;)

04-26-2002, 12:07 PM	#220
darksoft Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: BumFuck Ohio Posts: 768	or 3 if you go by the owl on that OLD commerical ;)

04-26-2002, 12:09 PM	#221
Krille Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Bangkok Posts: 2,436	Air

04-26-2002, 12:09 PM	#223
darksoft Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: BumFuck Ohio Posts: 768	Only thing I can think of that breathes without breath is wine... or the wind

04-26-2002, 12:12 PM	#225
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	nope...not air or wine... __________________ Insert Value Here.

04-26-2002, 12:14 PM	#226
darksoft Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: BumFuck Ohio Posts: 768	a tree

04-26-2002, 12:22 PM	#227
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	Damn darksoft....you're the shit... They have not flesh nor feathers, nor scales nor bone; but they do have fingers and thumbs of their own. __________________ Insert Value Here.

04-26-2002, 12:37 PM	#229
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	Damn I need better riddles... At a local bar, three friends, Mr. Green, Mr. Red and Mr. Blue, were having a drink. One man was wearing a red suit; one a green suit; and the other a blue suit. "Have you noticed," said the man the blue suit, "that although our suits have colors corresponding to our names, not one of us is wearing a suit that matches our own names?" Mr. Red looked at the other two and said, "You're absolutely correct." What color suit is each man wearing? sorry...sheesh. __________________ Insert Value Here. Last edited by -=HOAX=-; 04-26-2002 at 12:42 PM..

04-26-2002, 12:40 PM	#230
stangster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: SoCal Posts: 1,126	is that all to the riddle?

04-26-2002, 12:41 PM	#231
FuqALot Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Malibu Posts: 3,817	Yeah... I don't even know the question, how can I know the answer then or maybe the question is the answer.

04-26-2002, 12:54 PM	#237
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	So wait who won that one? __________________ Insert Value Here.

04-26-2002, 12:56 PM	#238
stangster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: SoCal Posts: 1,126	The answer is: They're all wearing the correct colors. It's just that Mr Blue & Mr Red are color blind.

04-26-2002, 12:56 PM	#239
Brian911 Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 654	hmmm hoax do you really want to give prizes to the one who can look things up the fastest in a search engine and type at a reasonable speed WITHOUT ANY explaination even? __________________ - Brian [ a directive occured while processing this error ]

04-26-2002, 01:45 PM	#243
SilverTab Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: MTL Posts: 5,060	Ok here's one for you: There a room with 3 light bulbs in it. Outside this room there are 3 switches. You can't see inside the room when you are outside (duh...) You have to mess with the switches to find out which switch goes with which light BUT when you enter the room you can only leave ONE light on.... How will you proceed?

04-26-2002, 01:54 PM	#244
zip Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: under the bridge Posts: 567	Turn one light on for a few minutes. Turn it off. Turn another one on. Go into the room. You can feel the one that has been on (HOT) and the other one is lit (or not)

04-26-2002, 02:23 PM	#246
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	Brian911, well I personally like riddles...I've seen things given away for alot easier. I enjoy the challenge of not resorting to an SE... I tell you what I will write a riddle of my own that will not be located on any SE... It will be the last riddle and it will gain the winner TWO cd's of content...sound good to you? __________________ Insert Value Here.

04-26-2002, 02:47 PM	#248
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	Snow white invites the seven dwarves over for dinner...She is a very attentive and speedy hostess. 3 of the dwarfs have roast beef and cow's ball's for their first course...and 4 of them have goat cock and spinach salad for their first course. They all finish at once and all ask for more... What and in How much time will Snow White serve them next? __________________ Insert Value Here.

04-26-2002, 03:01 PM	#249
Krille Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Bangkok Posts: 2,436	wouldnt that depend on what day it is?

04-26-2002, 03:02 PM	#250
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	uhm....no... __________________ Insert Value Here.