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2HousePlague · 02-17-2006, 01:43 PM

Some movies you love, hate, whatever and sometimes you think "Fuck, that was not a good title for that movie..."

Here's one:

The Game with Michael Douglas.

Shoulda been:

"Wake up!" or "Life" or "A smart, wealthy man can have his entire universe transformed if he gives away his consent." or "Caveat Emptor"

noam · 02-17-2006, 01:47 PM

FuqALot · 02-17-2006, 01:48 PM

The Game => The Jump

FuqALot · 02-17-2006, 01:49 PM

Pulp F => Tasty Burger

chazer · 02-17-2006, 01:53 PM

Waiting should of been Shenanigans which was intended to be it's name but they changed it for some reason.

SilentKnight · 02-17-2006, 01:55 PM

Sleepless In Seattle --> Asleep in the Theater

RawAlex · 02-17-2006, 01:58 PM

Snakes on the plane --> Samuel Jackson hits bottom.

EroticySteve · 02-17-2006, 02:00 PM

The Last Action Hero

Too Old For Action

topbuxbrad · 02-17-2006, 02:06 PM

Lord of War --> Lord of Bore

SilentKnight · 02-17-2006, 02:15 PM

WaterWorld --> Dude Where'd You Park My Career?

FightThisPatent · 02-17-2006, 02:22 PM

My all time favorite movie is Amadeus.

Too many notes!

Fight the two thumbs up!

FightThisPatent · 02-17-2006, 02:42 PM

Saving Ryan's Privates (was the title of a porn movie)

Fight the (censored) !

BruceM · 02-17-2006, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Sleepless In Seattle --> Asleep in the Theater

Moraxian · 02-17-2006, 07:38 PM

Titanic --> At least Leo DiCaprio's character dies. (Or "Please Celine, shut up and eat something!")

The Aviator --> At least Leo DiCaprio's character is fucking insane.

Romeo + Juliet --> At least Leo DiCaprio is finally in a movie where everyone else can't be understood either.

Catch Me If You Can --> No thanks, Leo, I'd rather not.

Se7en --> What's in the box?

Any Chuck Norris movie --> Chuck Norris kills people on camera.

Michael O · 02-17-2006, 07:42 PM

Driven --> 2 hour commercial

aico · 02-17-2006, 07:52 PM

King Kong => Jungle Fever
Dodgeball => Trippin Ballz
Memoirs of a Geisha => Asian Hookers 7

Sofa King · 02-17-2006, 07:55 PM

<obvious>

Brokeback Mountain ---> Bareback Mountain

</obvious>

JuiceMonkey · 02-17-2006, 08:16 PM

Speed 2: Cruise Control -> Speed 2: Why????

BusterBunny · 02-17-2006, 08:24 PM

texas chainsaw massacre= national lampoons family reunion
haloween= master at work
mission impossible 2= ripoff of every spy movie ever
interstate 60= did michael j fox just curse for 2 minutes? (if you havent seen this movie find it and watch it...cheesy but quality viewing)

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FuqALot Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Malibu Posts: 3,817	The Game => The Jump

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