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Titanic --> At least Leo DiCaprio's character dies. (Or "Please Celine, shut up and eat something!")
The Aviator --> At least Leo DiCaprio's character is fucking insane.
Romeo + Juliet --> At least Leo DiCaprio is finally in a movie where everyone else can't be understood either.
Catch Me If You Can --> No thanks, Leo, I'd rather not.
Se7en --> What's in the box?
Any Chuck Norris movie --> Chuck Norris kills people on camera.
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