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GTS Mark · 12-04-2002, 11:44 PM

FAMOUS SEX QUOTES

Tom Clancy: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural wholesome things that money can buy."

Steve Martin: "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."

Drew Carey: "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."

Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

Rodney Dangerfield: "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."

Rodney Dangerfield: "My wife said she'd like to have sex in the backseat of the car...and she wanted me to drive."

George Burns: "It isn't premarital sex, if you have no intention of getting married."

George Burns: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

Lynn Lavner: "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women . among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."

Harvey Korman: "Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building."

DH

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NetRodent · 12-04-2002, 11:53 PM

Star Wars
Han - "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
Biggs - "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
Luke - "You've got something jammed in here real good."
Leia - "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
Luke - "Look at the size of that thing!"
C3P0 - "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
Han - "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

The Empire Strikes Back
C3P0 - "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
Yoda - "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
Han - "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
Yoda - "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm..."
Luke - "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
Han - "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
Luke - "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
Yoda - "Control, control! You must learn control!"

Return of the Jedi:
Vader - "I have felt him, my master"
Han - "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!"
Han - "Back door, huh? Good idea!"

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"Ward wernt you a little hard on the beaver last night"

UnseenWorld · 12-05-2002, 12:59 AM

Woody Allen Quotes:

"Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman."

"My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."

"Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night."

"I sold the memoirs of my sex life to a publisher. They are going to make a board game out of it."

"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love ."

"The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers."

"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions."

Hooterdog · 12-05-2002, 01:08 AM

"I will gouge out your eyeballs and skullfuck you."
Gunnery Sgt. Hartman

rip raster · 12-05-2002, 01:22 AM

Homer Simpson: "Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation."

JayJay · 12-05-2002, 04:39 AM

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Gentle_Ben · 02-17-2006, 03:46 AM

great quotes DH!

Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. ~Woody Allen

Samuel_Lemke · 02-17-2006, 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDER

FAMOUS SEX QUOTES

Tom Clancy: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural wholesome things that money can buy."

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Paul Markham · 02-17-2006, 04:19 AM

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic.

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

BT · 02-17-2006, 04:26 AM

"she could suck a watermelon thru a garden hose

2HousePlague · 02-17-2006, 04:46 AM

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GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Famous Sex Quotes FAMOUS SEX QUOTES Tom Clancy: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural wholesome things that money can buy." Steve Martin: "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." Drew Carey: "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good." Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Rodney Dangerfield: "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." Rodney Dangerfield: "My wife said she'd like to have sex in the backseat of the car...and she wanted me to drive." George Burns: "It isn't premarital sex, if you have no intention of getting married." George Burns: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." Lynn Lavner: "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women . among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL." Harvey Korman: "Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building." DH

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NetRodent Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: In the walls of your house. Posts: 3,985	Star Wars Han - "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!" Biggs - "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?" Luke - "You've got something jammed in here real good." Leia - "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." Luke - "Look at the size of that thing!" C3P0 - "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!" Han - "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." The Empire Strikes Back C3P0 - "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me." Yoda - "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?" Han - "There's an awful lot of moisture in here." Yoda - "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm..." Luke - "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while." Han - "Hurry up, golden-rod..." Luke - "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!" Yoda - "Control, control! You must learn control!" Return of the Jedi: Vader - "I have felt him, my master" Han - "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!" Han - "Back door, huh? Good idea!" __________________ "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --H.L. Mencken

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